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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Yeah, you're probably right. I'm just bitter and have idiot fatigue from dealing with shit like people who won't give their baby vitamin K injections because they are anti-vaxx.
    Alright, now you're really in the shit. My Mrs is Rhesus Negative, and for a week or so I had to stab her in the leg with a needle after the birth of our son. Do you know how many times she called me a cunt?

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    You should be pleased you married such an excellent judge of character.

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    Glorious.

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    Don’t like needles. Can I have it in tablet form to mix in with a yoghurt?

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    The only other alternative is a 10" suppository

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    And that's the initial half dose.

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    That's just a weekend for Foe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    What is there at the moment?
    Mahow begging to be involved in some beef

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    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...o-dosing-error

    Yeah, that'll reassure everyone of the processes and people behind this work.

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    Come on vaccinate the spastics and let us out again.

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    Is there a correlation between anti-vaxxers and the plebs quoting the Magna Carta?

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    Cases are coming down which is nice. Just in time for me to help the old folks move.

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    Throw yourself off a cliff and be done with it.

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    I can't in good conscience travel to my nearest cliff.

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    So now I am in the position where my mum is expecting me to come back for Christmas but my wife doesn't want to go because of all this. Going from one formerly tier 3 area to another

    Cheers Boris you twat you could've took the decision out of my hands for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    Is there a correlation between anti-vaxxers and the plebs quoting the Magna Carta?
    Hmmm? Just because i am a freeman of the land and respect the edicts of NATURAL LAW doesn't mean i should be subject to such abuse.

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    This is a positivist board for positivist people.

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    We used to get a tonne of Freeman of the land shit when I worked at the court (understandably). I remember telling one of them that there was a live warrant for his arrest and that he should surrender to his local police station.

    "I do not consent to being arrested and I do not accept your authority to arrest me."

    Yeah, that's what the handcuffs are for mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I reckon the better bet is just some sort of in-built yellow resistance to certain conditions (not unlike their life expectancies). Every major epidemic ever has started in China, so why aren't they extinct?
    https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-020-03217-0

    This will be the to rule them all.

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    Our fines are only in now. Fucking ridiculous how long it takes.



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    Anyone know who decides what tiers areas will be in? I want a draft pint.

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    Christ I would napalm a primary school for a slow afternoon at a riverside pub.

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    If the cases are coming down, you could probably sneak one in.

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    I'm moving within the fortnight to what undoubtedly will be a tier 3 area. Balls.

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    608 deaths is a strong showing for Tally Tuesday but I don't think these second wave deaths are having the same effect as those in the first wave on the excess deaths data:

    https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulat...13november2020

    Which leads one to conclude, open the fucking clubs.

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    Me and my immunity passport bowling into the club.

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    https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...ws-95-efficacy

    We're saved, Russia's vaccine has a 95% efficacy.

    I'm also sure it's all completely above board and perfectly safe.

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    Death-related sciences are pretty much the only thing Russia is still very good at (why I thought Israel would crack it first), so I wouldn't write it off. That novichok muck they invented is amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    There are people in the middle, as you have been alluding to. As I said, I will get vaccinated. I trust the science. But the science has been wrong before and it isn't unreasonable to worry that it will be again. And that my kids could end up with cancer in 20 years time. Or be completely infertile. Who knows?

    It will probably be fine just like the other vaccines have been (unless it really was the Polio vaccine that got HIV started lolol) but it really isn't unreasonable to worry about the health and the future of your family when it comes to things like this. It's pretty bloody natural.
    I find it strange that people have concerns about the long term side effects of a vaccination, such as causing you cancer or some other ailment, but do not seem too fussed about all the other risks they are taking already in life. Such as smokers causing themselves cancer, heavy drinkers causing themselves liver disease, processed meat eaters causing themselves cancer...the list goes on.

    Why have principles (or concerns) for one risk regarding your health, but not not be overly worried about other extg risks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Death-related sciences are pretty much the only thing Russia is still very good at (why I thought Israel would crack it first), so I wouldn't write it off. That novichok muck they invented is amazing.
    Still doesn't beat good old fashioned grit and determination as Rocky proved.

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    Ivan Drago might have lost a boxing match, but at least his son wasn't a little fanny, so who really won?

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    That's a great point. Absolute twat profession.

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    It’s a shame old mate is a bit of a mongo, because it’s truly the best BBQ in the city.

    Pretty sure he donned everyone senseless btw, seeing as the police didn’t fine him.

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    Weak beard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luca View Post
    It’s a shame old mate is a bit of a mongo, because it’s truly the best BBQ in the city.

    Pretty sure he donned everyone senseless btw, seeing as the police didn’t fine him.
    Oh, and the Premier of Ontario (think State Governor) has basically came out and said "I don't blame him" publicly. This not two weeks after said Premier handed off the responsibility over enforcing a lockdown (which we are now in, hence the protest) to cities.

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    Should have torched the place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    I find it strange that people have concerns about the long term side effects of a vaccination, such as causing you cancer or some other ailment, but do not seem too fussed about all the other risks they are taking already in life. Such as smokers causing themselves cancer, heavy drinkers causing themselves liver disease, processed meat eaters causing themselves cancer...the list goes on.

    Why have principles (or concerns) for one risk regarding your health, but not not be overly worried about other extg risks?
    "If you eat sausages why do you look both ways before crossing the road?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    I find it strange that people have concerns about the long term side effects of a vaccination, such as causing you cancer or some other ailment, but do not seem too fussed about all the other risks they are taking already in life. Such as smokers causing themselves cancer, heavy drinkers causing themselves liver disease, processed meat eaters causing themselves cancer...the list goes on.

    Why have principles (or concerns) for one risk regarding your health, but not not be overly worried about other extg risks?
    One of these things is less pleasant (or indeed addictive) than the others to be fair.

    It's all about perceived risk vs perceived reward. Like when bored husbands assess whether a woman is attractive enough to be worth risking an affair, and by consequence a divorce for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Ivan Drago might have lost a boxing match, but at least his son wasn't a little fanny, so who really won?
    Rocky did. He had several more fights. Drago was never seen or heard from again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    One of these things is less pleasant (or indeed addictive) than the others to be fair.

    It's all about perceived risk vs perceived reward. Like when bored husbands assess whether a woman is attractive enough to be worth risking an affair, and by consequence a divorce for.
    It's also the known vs the unknown. You know smoking might give you cancer, you don't know what liquid they want to inject you with is going to do (other than hopefully protect you from getting Covid).

    The benefits far out weigh the risks, so I think most of us will crack on, but I do think it's natural to feel a bit apprehensive about it. The problems start when people feel apprehensive and then start "doing their research".

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    The same apprehension doesn't seem to attach to any other sort of medical treatment/intervention, so I can only conclude it's just one's inner mongo trying to escape. That and innate needle aversion.

    It must be the same part of the brain that makes people terrified of household spiders but completely sanguine about staffordshire bull terriers.

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    I hate staffies and will go out of my way to avoid them as they prowl parks. Would advocate having the whole species exterminated if it wasn't for 'Actually...' types telling me they're lovable little cuties really.

    I'll compromise with a new law stipulating they are only made available to those with degrees from Russell Group universities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    The same apprehension doesn't seem to attach to any other sort of medical treatment/intervention, so I can only conclude it's just one's inner mongo trying to escape. That and innate needle aversion.

    It must be the same part of the brain that makes people terrified of household spiders but completely sanguine about staffordshire bull terriers.
    That's just people though. We all have our triggers, it's just important not to let them take over and have you making stupid decisions.

    I have a friend who went full retard over Covid. Wouldn't see anyone, barely left the house (even after lockdown) and made his hands red raw with hand sanitiser. The same geezer was shagging a different girl every week pre-Covid, he never wore a condom and used to accept catching HIV as a worthwhile risk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I hate staffies and will go out of my way to avoid them as they prowl parks. Would advocate having the whole species exterminated if it wasn't for 'Actually...' types telling me they're lovable little cuties really.

    I'll compromise with a new law stipulating they are only made available to those with degrees from Russell Group universities.
    They're a dangerous breed in the wrong hands, but I'd be more worried if the Blazing Squad mobs (that's definitely an out of date reference. Soz) started favouring Chihuahua's. Horrible little cunts.

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    Some shlag was talking about having her mother over for Christmas and playing musical rooms by whacking her heating up and changing rooms every hour whilst airing the previous room. Asked if she considered masks, she replied 'well yes, but that is a bit extreme'.

    I'm telling you now, none of humanity deserves to survive and I hope Covid-20 is fucking potent. But props to the dirty whities and their commitment to the lord and saviour JC. Govt literally had to bend over with their trousers down to accomodate them because weren't no rules or regulations gonna get in the way of a good ol' bit of meat and veg. And then they go off about the ethnics.

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    New tiers are out, or they were before the .gov website crashed.

    We understand from the government postcode look-up tool that tier-three areas will include: Manchester, Hull, Newcastle, Nottingham, Birmingham, Wolverhampton and Kent.
    Like a who's who of places not to visit.

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    I think I'm tier 2 but the website is fucked.

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    Tier 2. Mother fucker.

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    Alright, stop jabbering and get on with it

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    Tier 3, fucking shambles. We've got less than 50 cases in our area.

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