That hearing aid beige Range Rover is the worst thing about it. The party and the drink driving sounds like the sort of Character Old Trafford has been lacking these past few years.
That hearing aid beige Range Rover is the worst thing about it. The party and the drink driving sounds like the sort of Character Old Trafford has been lacking these past few years.
Speaking of shitey coloured cars
Maybe you're onto something.
This NHS surgeon that died was an ENT specialist. I ain't read the specifics so I'll just go right ahead and assume it's more evidence against my trademarked theory that this shit is trapped and accumulates in your sinus like shit in a straw and is dislodged/released at some stage to varying degrees. I won't be taking questions on this matter.
Rainman on now. Let's do this.
Jewish racing gold, the crap engine, the crap gearbox... If it's 1998 as well he presumably bought it off a lot somewhere like that, rather than speccing it that badly himself. It shows a distinct lack of Quality and Character.Originally Posted by niko_cee
'A gold Aston Martin? Do me a favour.'
The US is such a fucking mess.
You could pull similar graphs for half a dozen places right now. We just had 500 deaths in a week.
All my uncles/aunts/cousins that live in London have it or have had. I haven't heard that any friends there do but god knows if they'd tell me. London is just a plague pit and every large city will be the same.
I feel really fucking low today. All I have done for a week is work, deal with 2 bored children, and stare at these fucking walls. No holiday, no day trips, even a walk to the shop risks a stop and search for non-essentials. Week 1. WEEK FUCKING 1 has done me in. Potentially 6 months of this shit.
I've been doing two walks per day with the family (inc dog), just 10 minutes around the block. It's been fairly quiet, and everyone we encounter is taking it seriously enough to cross the road if they end up on the same side of the pavement as someone. I can't imagine just not going out at all.
Got ready for work, was about to set off and my boss phoned, only 8 kids today, so didn’t need me in. Said he’ll sort out what days I’m in and see me later in the week.
Was all ready for going out so had my government approved hour of outside time with a walk around the park, was really quiet. Nipped the shop on the way back and they had no meat, asked someone if they knew when it was in “we just got it delivered, give me 5 mins”
Only wanted chicken for tea, for two packs!
Bumped in my my elderly neighbour in my building (he was safely behind the door to his floor). He told me how much he missed the pub and listed all the ones he goes, poor guy.
What an exciting post eh! You’re welcome lads.
What was it like during the war? Has anyone been part of one?
Not a good one.
Lockdown's alright tbh.
In the office today to answer the phones. The phone has rung once.
My team of three is on an AABCC rotation to cover the week (I'm A). B, on Teams, is telling us he's frightened to leave his home for any reason (hasn't even shopped for a week, eking out his remaining tins). I reckon he's going to go rogue and refuse to do his shift in. That will be good.
If you're literally just answering phones, why aren't they set up to divert to your mobile so you can work from home? That's insanity.
Test was negative so at least they get to have a small funeral.
I suggested this to MD a week ago. The answer was no because there's a charge for call diversion. I said you can even put my mobile on the company website if you really have to, or change the switchboard message to read it out. Nothing.
Is there an official line or something that this shit can be reported to?
That is true if you've got the old PSTN fixed line.
Do you want a hosted offering? Oh no wait I can't sell anything because I'm furloughed lolol.
Go back to the Koreans Jim. Fucking hell.
So many employers are being unbelievably backwards. It’s unreal.
I reckon the grim reaper will soon be along with his furlough notice so I can't really be bothered doing anything more, I've tried my best.
Unionise, Jimmy.
Two guys who came into work today car shared.
One the most grippit man on the planet, the other a pure nihilist.
What the hell is 'grippit'?
Being in all week, whilst logical in a sense, never really seemed realistic to me.
I've been in this morning to meet with the head about remote learning, and we had 11 kids in school.
As for the remote learning, Google Classroom is a no go at the moment as it requires all kids to have a school domain email address, so we're going to trial Seesaw instead.
Google has a few interpretations, but going from context I'm assuming it means religious.
The people who thought Boris Johnson was faking his diagnosis are in bits over Deadly Dom. Has he got it? Is he faking it too? It's like Bash at the Beach 2000.
Fuck. The Montreal Flujob.
Jab
This is what community solidarity looks like.
Chris 'The Whit-Man' Whitty.
Dom 'The Stratman' Cummings doesn't work, but we'll roll with it.
Although he'd have to be the Strat-Make Kid, really.
The Dom-dertaker.
I’ve only heard it meaning that you’re a tight bastard
Then I have no idea why that anecdote was, well, an anecdote?
From Wednesday onwards, wearing a mask will be mandatory in Austrian supermarkets. John Arne would be proud.
Are you calling him ugly?
Basically.
I was more referring to the Asiatisation of our measures.
I've heard so much conflicting information about the effectiveness of medical masks that I find it hard to have an opinion either way. Shopping will be quite a bizarre experience in any case.
A casual 159 today.
Cases are dropping. Deaths are dropping. Normal life by next week I reckon.
Next week? Don't be so pessimistic.
Cautiously pessimistic.
Just at my local Waitrose, last shopping trip was last week (real nice in and out at Lidl jobbie) and Jesus, it's literally 28 Days Later scenes. How the fuck have all these MK dwellers got so many face masks and the social dostancing's got the queue round the car park. It's movin quick, report about stock levels to come. Just seen thw tickest ting in existence in the MK postcode though. White essex looking ting too. Fuuuuuck arrrf. Reporting out, Don.
It was the same here on Saturday, the queue looked biblical but there was only about 20 people in it and I was in within 10/15 minutes.
Not that much on google but it means tight-fisted.
A mate is organizing social distancing beers in the local park
My first piece of human contact in nearly a month.
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