What if it's Shergar?
No
Yes - An able bodied 45 year old fell into a river and drowned
Yes - She was murdered by a stranger
Yes - She was murdered by someone known to her
Yes - She's not dead (innocent explanation)
Yes - She's not dead (shenanigans afoot)
Yes - Turtle/Other
What if it's Shergar?
It's the fall that did it, your honour.
Hopefully she is black and blue so we get some sort of murder case out of this.
Ah Jaysus lads.
So, it's likely her they've found. This poses the question how a non-dwarf adult has drowned in a river that shallow. Madness.
An amazingly large number of people can't swim. I stumbled on some sort of programme about the navy the other day and the number of people on board that big aircraft carrier we send floating about the place who said they couldn't swim was alarming.
Going to be insane when they find Maddie there instead
I'm sure I read that she was a good swimmer as well.
If it isn't her then we're going to need a second thread.
Surely she'd only need to stand up in that depth?Originally Posted by niko_cee
Fall and hit her head, seizure, could be a number of things however unlikely. But then the whole thing is bloody odd.
Well done @phonics, you look a right fucking idiot now.
Probably delivered that statement while wearing his "I Am Not A Crank" shirt as well so that's me shown right up.
Stop pretending you called him a crank for any reason other than he appeared on GB News.
He has stopped clocked this one though, in fairness. The geezer is a fraud.
That’s reason enough for anyone.
Fair play to Phonics. He called it. Should join the flying squad.
You only called him a murderer because he was holding a knife soaked in the victims blood!
That and inserting yourself into an ongoing investigation without being asked made this a slam dunk.
I bet she hadn't heard of him two weeks ago.
And she will have forgotten about him in another 2 weeks.
#Kony2012
That tweet just highlights how fucking mental social media has made people.
All part of a global conspiracy to ensure all bodies are 'found' within 15 minutes of where they first disappeared.
Put the notepad away Yev
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-64697399
It's wrong to feel it but it feels so good to be so right.
Foul play?
So she was in the river all along, what a huge surprise.
But why would "Peter" lie to people to get his name on TV and into the papers. It doesn't make sense.
Fowl play.
Suspect is on the Goose.
It's good that they've finally quacked the case.
They'll give her a nice swansong at the funeral.
Baz is not going to like this.
The gobshite diver taken off the NCA expert list
Yev needs to apologise to Phonics right now.
Yep, apology offered - his behaviour has been a disgrace.
You weren't supposed to actually apologise you dick. Now me and SVN have to apologise for our joint Eamonn Holmes effort.
Seems fair.
I might just archive this thread so I have something to point to when the naysayers come out to play.
And for those saying you only called it because the 'expert' appeared on GB News, that's the point. You had his card marked from day 1.
I didn't even click the link. Just started reliving the victory again instead.
Someone needs to stop these damn balloons.
I'm just looking forward to Phonics beefing an ominously keen, right wing mountaineering expert.
Not fit, nobody cares
I'm a twit
I bet the Welsh are seething that no one is using their [daft] name for Snowdonia which I see has been getting pushed of late in the media [bank holiday car towing etc].
Eryri, nice crossover to the other native lingo hot issue.
So, she drowned, wasn't drunk and no sign of injury or foul play.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-66018326
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