Good to know.
Good to know.
I'm a twit
Jack Grealish is just an ugly David Beckham.
And he can't play a long ball.
I think this might end up happening.
Despite Barca's lol financial measures they came up with yesterday, they still need to free up wage cap to be able to even register their free transfers (never mind signing Lewandowski).
Wouldn't be surprised if the summer end up being De Jong, Timber and Nunez. Who knows what to make of that.
Paging giggles.
Lol
Giggles going to have the greatest hate-wank of his life watching that.Originally Posted by Kikó
Pogba should be imprisoned for "Pogmentary" when "Pogumentary" was right there as well.
We are heading down the road of selling tickets to watch new signings do kick ups like the Spanish do and we need a roadblock immediately.
United looking to spend Ł85m on a player who doesn't want to come until, presumably, we make an offer he'd be an idiot to refuse. Great, nothing could go wrong.
It's the type of thing he's more suited to. Might put a bit more into it.
Jesus Christ, what an absolute tit. If I was Bezos I'd be overruling the shit out of that happening.
Sounds like Lingard is off on a free too. Weren't they batting away transfer fees for him last summer?
Depends who you ask. Even split between people claiming it was United not letting him go and him wanting to stay and fight for his place.
Loan offers weren't they?
Where's Lingard going? Last I heard he was asking for comical wages.
Newcastle then.
Cucurella to City appears to be HEATING UP.
Nah, we're getting Bale and Lewandowski.
Our main obstacles with Lingard were the fee United wanted from us for a loan deal and Lingard's refusal to go anywhere permanently.
Close
Never heard of him. Any good? French strikers make me anxious. They're either top quality or absolute horseshit there's no middle ground.
Looks like had a breakthrough season last year. 9 goals in 20. Not totally on fire or anything but he'd be moving to a side that struggles to see strikers sniff 10 a season.
He’s properly good and everyone should be after him. He’s a massive racist so will fit in well with the champions of the world.
He's a palindrome
He's a palindroooome
Ekitike, he's a palindrome
I would pay happily to see another Cazorla to Villarreal spectacle. (At least I think it was that)
I'd take that over Michael Owen's dead delivery of 'Howay the Lads'.
Weird that Newcastle are gambling on an unproven option, surely if you want goals you just look at the list of top scorers and pick the most realistic to leave outside of the big 6. So Zaha, Bowen and Maddison. More expensive but proven track records.
I'd back anyone with legs to score every other game in Ligue 1. Fraud status confirmed.
Ekitike cracks me up.
How the fuck do you call yourself a scout/recruitment head and then think that thing is suitable for the prem?
Ah, he could be the next Ayoze Perez.
The next David Bellion.
So we're selling him to United in a year? Class.
Lukaku trying to force his way back to Inter, lol.
Id say most Chelsea fans would chip in for the price of the flight.
Can they just swap him for Martinez?
I can't see him forcing anything the BOTTLEless pudding.
Probably more of a sea freight operation.
It's looking likely Liverpool will sign Calvin Ramsey from Aberdeen. Leeds also wanted him but have now bid for another right back, which suggests they've given up. Ł4m is mooted.
Liverpool have also made contact about Nunez depending on who you believe. Reports suggest the player wants to move to us over United, but they are willing to pay more than our valuation to price us out of it.
I don't believe the Liverpool Nunez links, nobody reliable has reported it and plenty of good journalists have spoken about where he might end up lately. I might be wrong though.
I'm in the weird position of myself being an ITK in a very minor way; James Madison really wants to leave Leicester but they are pricing him out of a move. Also all the stuff you might have heard about him acting like a bit of a bellend is 100% true and the reason he doesn't get picked for England is because Southgate thinks he's a twat.
Other than looking like a wanker what stories are there?
Nothing that exciting, I'd just heard before (from his time at Norwich) that he'd do all the "Do you know who I am?" general being a twat type stuff in clubs etc.
People always used to tell me that the Norwich nightclubs were really rough, but they're in Norwich so they can't be.
Well that would be fun
I would honestly take a punt on Dembele for Utd.
I would love to see Mourinho shit PSG to a Champions' League.
He'd just say winning things with Messi is too easy as he converts Mbappe into a solid fullback.
You'd want him on a fairly heavily performance related wage otherwise you'll just end up with another sulky shithead burning through a million quid a month from the bench/treatment room for 5 years [with the option of a sixth, natch].
I heard something that he used to go out with a cardboard cut out of himself.
Southgate's judge of character has been pretty spot on so far tbh.
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