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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Where about is it, Smiff? Is it on the promenade?

    Strangely I think it would be better situated if it wasn’t along the front, would be better maybe near the market.

    Been a while since I had a day sesh in Blackpool but would get one sorted to come visit if you do set it up.
    Yeah, it's on the south shore. Perhaps a five-minute walk from the beach, tower etc. 2 mins in car. Big car park too which will be handy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Can't see how this will go wrong Smiff.
    If I go then I go with the benefit of a little experience but I don't see how it can go wrong. It either works or it doesn't, if it doesn't then at most I'll waste a few hundred quid and if it does, I'll gain valuable insight and experience whilst topping up the bank balance.

    I'm not exactly tied to anything serious so in my mind, it could be worth a go. I'm not just going to jump into it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Technically no, he will just have a solid life of not gaining money.
    I assumed he'd be having to buy produce. Didn't realise they'd con him into buying booze too though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smjffy View Post
    If I go then I go with the benefit of a little experience but I don't see how it can go wrong. It either works or it doesn't, if it doesn't then at most I'll waste a few hundred quid and if it does, I'll gain valuable insight and experience whilst topping up the bank balance.

    I'm not exactly tied to anything serious so in my mind, it could be worth a go. I'm not just going to jump into it though.
    The hiring people and spending loads up front on food and drink probably means a couple of grand not hundred.

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    He doesn't need to hire anyone.

    He and 'banana' will give it a once over.

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    Not to mention the doormen who work Pro bono.

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    TTH Meet 2019 will be banging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Where about is it, Smiff? Is it on the promenade?

    Strangely I think it would be better situated if it wasn’t along the front, would be better maybe near the market.

    Been a while since I had a day sesh in Blackpool but would get one sorted to come visit if you do set it up.
    Count me in!

    What’s the name of it Tim?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Not to mention the doormen who work Pro bono.
    As long as they're not pro Morrissey it'll be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    The hiring people and spending loads up front on food and drink probably means a couple of grand not hundred.
    That was being speculative, I don't actually intend on hiring staff unless it really took off. I think we're thinking different scales at present. I'm thinking fry ups, sandwiches, pic nics, packed lunches. Light meals for lunch, nothing extravagant, your basics like jack spuds and the like. Cheap and cheerful because the hotel/B&B/guesthouse/whatever is cheap to rent so it has to match.

    Pies etc I can make and freeze. I'm convinced I can make it work, I wouldn't even need to be open all day. I'm thinking 6 til 6 opening hours, 6-11 breakfast, 12-4 lunch, that's pretty much that. Regardless, I'm surprised it's been ridiculed but then I can't imagine too many of us have experienced the day to day running of a B&B....this one certainly isn't one that requires complete attention, just someone to check guests in, be on site (which we would be due to working ourselves downstairs) and get the Mrs to give the rooms a clean. One of us could do that whilst the other did the rest to be entirely honest. The kitchen side of things given the size will be a walk in the park. I'm used to 150-200 covers a day, asking for 10-20 shouldn't be too difficult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike View Post
    Count me in!

    What’s the name of it Tim?
    There's just no way I shall release that info until I'm physically there and in charge. The TripAdvisor comments tell me to run away but so did the Boot Inn.

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    Can't wait to see Smiffy rubbing his fry-up riches in phonics' cunt face.

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    As far as the breakfast goes, wouldn't it be better to chuck a load of shit on a hot plate and charge a tenner for all you can eat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    As far as the breakfast goes, wouldn't it be better to chuck a load of shit on a hot plate and charge a tenner for all you can eat?
    As far as I'm aware you can only hold the food for 90 minutes or two hours so it wouldn't be that wise. Also, who wants beans that have been under a light for ages? You can be cheap and cheerful whilst offering quality options and that's the benefit I feel we have on our side.

    I'll offer up my plan of action in a more detailed way if I decide to take it on as it's mostly ideas at present but the pro's do sort of outweigh the cons if you look for them. Free digs, no rent, no bills, all maintenance for B&B/Hotel side comes from owners, guaranteed guests (albeit only between 10-20)...in return I manage the B&B/Hotel and keep it ticking over whilst receiving a decent sized kitchen and a small bar lounge to do as I please with. No meddling.

    Cons are obviously no secure wage, no staff, bad reviews and owners who seemingly want to get rid of the place. I'm pretty sure that's why so many B&B's there are for sale as once summer ends, so does Blackpool, right?

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    I can't wait to hear the reviews of the place that 'doesn't actually intend on hiring staff unless it really took off.'

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    Why are you still commenting when you haven't got a clue what it is, phonics? It's clear as day you don't understand yet you persist in believing you know exactly what is best without even knowing what I have to work with?

    Strange child.

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    The conclusion you should take from literally everyone saying it's a bad idea is to think I'm the weirdo. I just think its funny. Please give some of your 20k a month profit to the TTH fund please. We could run the place on your not officially declared wages alone.

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    I'll stick some in if you get me my old account back!

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    That would be work and therefore someone elses job.

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    Worth remembering that the last thing 'literally everyone [other than Lewis and Pepe]' thought was a bad idea was Mahow going to the Ukraine, and that was a right turn up.

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    If you're only going to give it a go for a few months to see how it goes, you probably won't lose that much even if it does go badly. Might as well try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Worth remembering that the last thing 'literally everyone [other than Lewis and Pepe]' thought was a bad idea was Mahow going to the Ukraine, and that was a right turn up.
    Yev too, as it would be almost impossible to get a blowjob out of it. Lol.

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    Oh and THE COLLECTIVE were right about Magic's wife.

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    Only one person really knew what was going on there: me

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    How many jobs you had in your life Smiffy?

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    Lots. I tend to get bored after 6-12 months.

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    Being self employed is probably not for you, then.

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    Is it just @phonics who is a designer or @SvN too?

    Don’t suppose either of you fancy knocking out a freebie to make an app look pretty?

    It’s a phone game where the player must guess if a name is that of a horse, or of a beer, called Ale Or Horse. There are a few versions of it in consideration:

    Toggle Spoiler


    If you have an account on rllmuk you can read about its creation here: https://www.rllmukforum.com/index.ph...make-this-app/
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Only one person really knew what was going on there: me
    Fucking hell. Prophetic. What a manipulative bitch and just shows how warped my thinking was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Is it just @phonics who is a designer or @SvN too?

    Don’t suppose either of you fancy knocking out a freebie to make an app look pretty?

    It’s a phone game where the player must guess if a name is that of a horse, or of a beer, called Ale Or Horse. There are a few versions of it in consideration:

    Toggle Spoiler


    If you have an account on rllmuk you can read about its creation here: https://www.rllmukforum.com/index.ph...make-this-app/
    Tip of the cap in fairness, you'll try absolutely anything for a few bob

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    Literally anything.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Is it just @phonics who is a designer or @SvN too?

    Don’t suppose either of you fancy knocking out a freebie to make an app look pretty?

    It’s a phone game where the player must guess if a name is that of a horse, or of a beer, called Ale Or Horse. There are a few versions of it in consideration:

    Toggle Spoiler


    If you have an account on rllmuk you can read about its creation here: https://www.rllmukforum.com/index.ph...make-this-app/
    Really tempting, but I'll let phonics take this one.

    Remember @phonics, you owe me one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Literally anything.
    Would it not be easier just to get a couple of nights a week as a takeaway delivery driver if you’re that desperate for extra cash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    Really tempting, but I'll let phonics take this one.

    Remember @phonics, you owe me one.
    I’d rather retire.

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    @wullie is your only hope now.

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    Red face

    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski View Post
    Would it not be easier just to get a couple of nights a week as a takeaway delivery driver if you’re that desperate for extra cash?
    And do actual work?

    Don’t worry lads, it’s all coming together. The designer of this little game has stepped up.

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    Can I trust you’ll all rate it five stars when it hits your phones App Store? Please?
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    Legit looks boss

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    Mine actually made a decent bit of money in the early days and it was a load of shite.

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    Link?

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    Decent start to the year. I've made £800 more than I would have on my old wage lol. After tax, that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Link?
    https://play.google.com/apps/testing...t.ale_or_horse
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    I meant to @Giggles app.

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    Mine's gone.

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    I have an iPhone so can’t test it.

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    I open all your links in an incognito window so I can't download it from there.

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    For a country that loves capitalism and supposed efficiency, Americans sure love to waste time pissing about.

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    Have you ever listened to an American podcast? They're all about 80 minutes longer than they need to be.

    Most of their TV 'seasons' are 15 episodes longer than they need to be as well.

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    The things that Americans say they love and what they actually love are completely opposite of each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Have you ever listened to an American podcast? They're all about 80 minutes longer than they need to be.

    Most of their TV 'seasons' are 15 episodes longer than they need to be as well.
    I've tried many American podcasts, the premise is always great but they're always crap.

    I do like Judge John Hodgman and My brother... though

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    My boss conveniently forgot to mention I'd be starting to cover at a different facility today, so I've driven approx. 120 miles so far today as my normal facility is approx. 50 miles north of my house and the facility I'm needed to cover at is approx. 30 miles south.

    Get to the facility and I don't have access to any of the records for said facility, so I'm basically stuck in fuck off mode for the next 7 hours. There's truly not enough internet to surf.

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