Could it be so that people stop moaning about the rise in energy prices?Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Could it be so that people stop moaning about the rise in energy prices?
It won't affect prices as it'll be sold to the private global conglomerates to sell back to us.
Braverman SACKED. niko_cee eagerly waiting by his phone for Jeremy's call.
Came in here to post that.
This is magic. Chalk one up for the wokerati.
"Resigned" is it?
I like her style.
At least we'll have even more immigrants to go with boosting pensioner incomes now. I was worried there.
Grant Schapps in as Home Secretary. I give him 2 weeks.
Seems a bit odd to resign over some technical error and then launch a scathing broadside resignation letter, almost as if it was all somehow contrived.
I hope Grant Shapps delivers all of his press briefings in front of a hedge.
https://youtu.be/WrUOELAwToo
Just seen a clip of the Fylde MP saying he won't vote against fracking becauee Labour are playing politics, 'they should win a GE if they want to do that'
It's amazing how "playing politics" has become a derogatory term amongst Tories.
The chief whip has resigned.
Is that the Order Order lad?
No, that's the speaker.
The chief whip is responsible for getting their MPs to vote along party lines.
Time for a GE. Can't wait to get the spreadsheet out.
Today’s events would have been an annual highlight reel back in the day.
The Conservative party must know they’re fucked, right? The Tory MPs must be aware that their jobs are about to be lost and we may not be seeing them in power for a good while.
I don’t like the constant hyperbole we hear but this is absolutely shambolic.
2 more years on the payroll though, so it's hard to see them ever actually voting the government down. Plenty of time for Jeremy to sort everything out once they figure out how to get rid of the incumbent maniac.
Isn't this sort of thing what the House of Lords is for? Atleast in part, anyway. Why aren't they stepping in to stop the madness?
Has there been a precedent for this kind of shit a minute government? I'm not used to seeing leadership contests and cabinet reshuffles three times in six months.
Deputy Chief Whip gone too.
That last statement is pretty damning. Clearly he's not settling in for two more years.
KGM just called Steve Baker a cunt.
Here it is. Found a nice Twitter account for Jimmy.
Who's KGM?
Krishnan Guru Murthy? Surely he'd know better lol
He should be sacked for that.
I'm sure he's got a raft of C4 red tape cutting measures to announce in a couple of weeks that'll keep him safe.
Imagine the free speech warrior Lewis calling for someone to be sacked for calling a spade a spade.
He's meant to be an impartial broadcaster working for a publicly-owned network, the existence of which relies on at least pretending it isn't full of pinkos. If he wants to have free speech at work he can go and work for Sky or the Guardian.
Yeah, go eat Tofu, Krishnan. Anti-Growth Coalition scum
Imagine saying this with a straight face whilst supporting this government
Is calling Steve Baker a cunt biased? Maybe he just thinks he's a cunt.
If anything, anyone not calling them cunts should be getting fact checked.
What's that got to do with anything?Imagine saying this with a straight face whilst supporting this government
If the bar for sacking people is them doing something outside of what they are "meant to be", then every one of your heroes should've been down the dole office months ago.
Years.
Politicians can be voted out if they don't do their jobs properly, so it's a pretty stupid comparison.
His employer could also choose not to have his contract renewed so that’s a stupid comparison.
Everyone could vote out the BBC by not watching it and not paying their license fee.
The state reserves the right to find you up to a thousand pounds for not paying the licence fee, search your home proving their case, and potentially imprison you for not paying the thousand pound fine. Does that happen if you vote a shit government out?
Sounds like what a Tory government does to you for voting them in.
Peston just dropped the Jeremy C-Bomb.
It is now the third great certainty.
Telling that Lewis ignored my post. On the ropes.
Also the police could do all that and more if you had a party during lockdown and then Downing Street had 12 of them and faced no actual repercussions from it. Probably labours fault.
Honestly Lewis mate I say this as someone who mostly enjoys your posts but perhaps it is time to consider ending your own life
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