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  • But it will all be womens football when the BLOODY WOKES get their hands on it!!1

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit, with this excellent exception

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  • April Fools' day pranks are shit even when knowingly so, Welby, you berk

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  • Turtle (but, like, a fooled one)

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    This would be some bottlejob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Saka missing a penalty? I'm stunned.
    Last one he missed was the euros he's hardly Mo Salah.

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    Isn't that a foul throw? Only had one foot on the ground when he launched it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    Last one he missed was the euros he's hardly Mo Salah.
    Need a tissue?

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    It's all going south.

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    Just put Saka in my fantasy team, apologies Arsenal fans.

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    Ah we’ll just need to beat City now I guess. Easy enough.

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    This is the history of the north London?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Ah we’ll just need to beat City now I guess. Easy enough.
    And Brighton, and Newcastle

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    Imagine being in contention for the title and having to bring on Reiss Nelson when you need a goal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    Imagine being in contention for the title and having to bring on Reiss Nelson when you need a goal.
    His goals and assists figures from the bench this season are surprisingly decent.

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    Congrats to Man City.

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    Maguire is tragic.

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    How is that not a pen when it hits Maguire’s arm?

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    Thought that might have a been a pen. Ball travelled a long way before striking Maguire's arm.

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    One of the worst players I’ve seen and I watch the league of Ireland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    One of the worst players I’ve seen and I watch the league of Ireland.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Yeah the bus wasn’t playing.

    Also, Bohemians

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    How did that useless fuck score? I tuned in at 40th minute to see him dribnling the ball out with immense purpose

    Forest for the win here, Utd so bad.

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    Forest in the running for this week's letter of apology from H. Webb.

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    Ok, I genuinely have no idea what the handball rule is.

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    It's not worth finding out, they'll change it again every year.

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    Not quite sure there's a referee out there that knows the actual rule either.

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    It varies game by game.

    What a save that was by Navas though.

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    Still cant believe he's turning out for Forest of all teams.

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    Navas aside, Forest have spent loads and seem to have a Championship level team.

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    All handballs are now accidental in the box except if you're a forward. In Europe it's anyone's guess.

    The favela rat taking the piss again.

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    Weghorst very lucky not to see red there at the end.

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    That’s all I needed to not have to check LiveScore for the win.

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    A funny robot.

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    Funny how a man born in Leeds can manage that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    It varies game by game.

    What a save that was by Navas though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Still cant believe he's turning out for Forest of all teams.
    I didn't know this until today. They must be paying his full PSG salary or something silly.

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    Valencia having a cracking attempt at getting relegated.

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    They should bring Gary Neville back.

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    I don't get it.

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    It’s wild how much every Klopp quote sounds like Wenger.

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    What's he been saying now?

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    He didn't see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    He didn't see it.
    Ironically I was going to link the bbc story that provoked what I said and it’s since been deleted

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    The man's a national treasure.

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    When I grow up I want to break the bones off my missus just like him

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    I'd love to hear the Taz opinion on Curtis Jones getting the start.

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    What's the deal with Nunez then, still not fit, now having his mandatory 4 month 'adjustment period' where you don;t get picked or does Klopp not fancy him all of a sudden?

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    How is that not a handball

    He literally swings his arm towards it ffs

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    Trent actually hunting down a man and gets his(dodgy) rewards.

    As I type that we score from it happening again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    How is that not a handball

    He literally swings his arm towards it ffs
    Apparently VAR says it was a handball but because it happened early in the build up they can't cancel it out...

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    Has Javi Gracia achieved anything in his life or does everyone just think he's someone because he has a football-sounding name. FML get in the fucking Championship, you useless cunts. Shame really as all-white is needed in prem.

    Also, our entire remaining fixtured are wall-to-wall shite and largely all at home. It's on. I'm not sure what exactly but it's on.

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