Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
Join a roller derby team.

Swimming in tick tings.
Is your entire picture of the world based on the output of Nickelodeon in 2001? Fucking roller derby.

EDIT - I've just consulted Google and apparently it does exist here. Glasgow Cali has three teams, all of which are named for Irn Bru puns. The first team being the absolutely no effort 'Irn Bruisers'. Founded in 2007. Over to you, Floyd.