Coronavirus Death Thread

[Spikey M]

I think this is the first time that I can say that Dominic Cummings has upset 'all the right people'.

[Jimmy Floyd]

That gives media organs an effective veto on policy, because they can just chuck enough shit in the air and then the bottlers and the wets will cave to avoid the 'distraction'. The Conservative Party has spent the past twenty years running scared of the outrage bus with fuck all to show for it. If they cave in over this then that would be a far bigger unforced error.

It's not about machismo and caving (or I would be agreeing with you), it's about their ability to function effectively in communications and in policy.

[7om]

Sack the twat and bring him back quietly in a month. The Twitter idiots will calm down and jump onto the next bandwagon and Boris gets his man back.

[Waffdon]

Bit late for that now.

[randomlegend]

I thought Jimmy would be the one continuing to tragically fellate Cummings all the way off the edge of the cliff, but Lewis has well and truly proved himself the superior fangirl.

[Foe]

Get Ali G indahouse.

[Waffdon]

He’s been reported to the police for an offence committed under s15 of the 2020 Health Protection (Coronavirus) Regulations.

Any idea, Lewis?

[Giggles]

The little write ups make that very powerful.

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[Pepe]

The little write ups make that very powerful.

Then you see the age of most people who have died.

[Baz]

Then you see the age of most people who have died.

And also consider the US death rate vs the UK.

[Giggles]

Then you see the age of most people who have died.

I meant the descriptions. A good way of doing it.

[Giggles]

And also consider the US death rate vs the UK.

If it was a competition. Don’t know what it is with your lot, has to be that WW2 hangover still.

[Lewis]

It's not about machismo and caving (or I would be agreeing with you), it's about their ability to function effectively in communications and in policy.

Which gives the media a veto over both and prevents them from functioning further down the line. This is well overdue.

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[Waffdon]

This is going to get messy

Deserves the death penalty for them joggers alone

[Lewis]

Depending on what time period she is referring to, the shrieking woman is either complaining that she wanted to break the law but her mother wouldn't host her, or merely that her mother has a better understanding of the guidelines around vulnerable people than she does. Well in love.

[Shindig]

Some people have posters of celebrities on their bedroom walls. Lewis goes with government experts.

[Spikey M]

Some people have posters of celebrities on their bedroom walls. Lewis goes with government experts.

It's just a mirror.

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[Alex]

"Svengali" is a great word. You don't get that much anymore.

[Don]

This virus shit was all getting rather stale but today has really delivered. Wp all.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Who was the last svengali before the Domster? Carole Caplin? Eileen Drewery?

Steve Hilton was too shit to qualify.

[Lewis]

I'm currently flouting the strict lockdown rules by watching a film.

[Kikó]

He's on the ropes lads.

[Lewis]

The TTH Svengali.

[Luke Emia]

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I think he’s in the wrong and I also think he should either resign or be pushed. But, what the fuck is wrong with the people in that video?

[Spikey M]

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Well...

[Spikey M]

I think he’s in the wrong and I also think he should either resign or be pushed. But, what the fuck is wrong with the people in that video?

#BeKind

[Revolution]

What a fucking shit show the last few days has been for the Tory goverment.

On the plus side I'm going to throw a party next weekend as lockdown is clearly over. All my mates have kids so if cops come they can just say they have a sore throat or sum shit and I'm there to look after kids if they drop dead.

Cheers Cummings.

[Smjffy]

Just a quick one chaps...

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If this is my number then thank you all for being so good to me over the years. If not then I'll see you for the Liverpool parade.

Smiff x

[Baz]

Oh eck.

[Shindig]

First Lewis gets battered over Cummings and now Smiffy takes his Covid sweepstake win.

[Yevrah]

Fucking hell.

Good luck Smiff.

[Waffdon]

He’s probably not in for that tbf

[Kikó]

Good luck smiff.

[Queenslander]

Ask for valium or xanax

[Manc]

Best get to work on your WDYTOE entry.

[Foe]

Christ smiff. Hope you’re able to fight off whatever you’re in for.

[Mike]

Good luck Tim!

[Lofty]

Get well soon Smiff.

[Magic]

RIP mate.

[Spikey M]

2020 is not your year Smiff. What are you in for? I'm assuming not COVID as you were fine(ish) a little while ago.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

If it was Covid he'd need to be on oxygen, no?

[Waffdon]

Cummings making a statement and answering questions later. This is going to be a mess.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52795447

Brings a tear to Trump's eye.

FREEDOM.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Cummings making a statement and answering questions later. This is going to be a mess.

I'm trying to eat healthy at the moment so no popcorn, but I've got some blueberries so perhaps I'll dip them in jam.

[Waffdon]

I don’t know what the point is unless he’s resigning. He’s fucked if the police investigation shows he was where he was - think it’s clear it’s true - so just makes him look even worse.

Is Islington not a labour stronghold? He’s best to get out of dodge as soon as he can do to avoid anything like last night occurring again and be kept on at a later date on the sneaky

[Jimmy Floyd]

He will do what he always does in his rare public appearances, which is stand there and wind people up.

Either that or he'll do a Bielsa and talk them through 16 hours of dashcam footage.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Is Islington not a labour stronghold? He’s best to get out of dodge as soon as he can do to avoid anything like last night occurring again and be kept on at a later date on the sneaky

It votes Labour but really it's just a middle class ponce stronghold, from whichever end of the spectrum.

[Waffdon]

If he has a scarf on, he’ll have done the trick without saying a word, the weird looking cunt.