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    I am the music man, I come from far away.

    Anyone else play any instruments on here? Picked up something new during lockdown?

    Produce electronic music or anything?

    That's has been one huge positive for me in the lockdown. I've procuded music for a long time but I've got a fuck load done recently.

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    Do you reckon they still play that at kids' parties? Psychoville probably ruined Superman for them.

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    Get the lyrics right you thunderous minge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Get the lyrics right you thunderous minge.

    Why the fuck do you care so passionately about the lyrics to a kids song lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Do you reckon they still play that at kids' parties? Psychoville probably ruined Superman for them.
    Nothing topped three lions on the shirt at school discos at the end of the night.

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    I attempted saxophone and drums when I was younger but sacked them off.

    The older I get the more I'd love to play the piano though.

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    I thought a harmonica would be the easiest one to pick up but turns out I can barely fucking blow into a single hole without leaking air into the others so it's been a fucking shambles at the early stages.

    Do plucked string instruments (or even a keyboard) require you to be able to read sheet music or should I make the jump?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    I thought a harmonica would be the easiest one to pick up but turns out I can barely fucking blow into a single hole without leaking air into the others so it's been a fucking shambles at the early stages.

    Do plucked string instruments (or even a keyboard) require you to be able to read sheet music or should I make the jump?
    If you like hip hop get a trial of ableton and serato sample. Just fucking sample other people playing instruments and you're on your way.

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    I don't own a laptop/PC any more so that sounds like a lot of faff at this stage.

    You gonna post up some bangers and mash or what?

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    Not really a banger but this track did alright

    https://youtu.be/0o4jOtUqmWM

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    I produce lots but during the lockdown I've not been able to pump out a single tune. Haven't been to a set in a few months at this point, which is probably why i have no inspiration atm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revolution View Post
    Not really a banger but this track did alright

    https://youtu.be/0o4jOtUqmWM
    That's nice, sounds straight off of girl doing homework

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    Ya that's that dece shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    That's nice, sounds straight off of girl doing homework
    Thanks. To be honest the only reason it did so well is because of the record label "lost fiction". They are The Nations (chill nation / trap nation) sub label.

    Get your soundcloud up then.

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    175k views and the rest have like 80. Even the label you mentioned maxes out at like 3k.

    How'd you manage that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    175k views and the rest have like 80.

    How'd you manage that?
    My other tracks have done okay on apple music and spotify. YouTube is a bastard. But the track got put on some youtube editorial instrumental hip hop playlist and the streams went mad.

    I suspect that was label pulling power as the nations have a huge youtube presence.

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    I hope you have ad sense turned on.

    edit: lol I just looked it up and 100 thousand views is like 100 quid. What an absolutely broken economy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    I hope you have ad sense turned on.

    edit: lol I just looked it up and 100 thousand views is like 100 quid. What an absolutely broken economy.
    YouTube pay is the fucking worst. Spotify not much better. Apple music seems okay. Had about 1million streams across all platforms. Earned fuck all.

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    YouTube payouts used to be a lot better. I had two Ł60 cheques off them back in the day and that was for like 30k views each.
    I'm a twit

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    My 1m views Wale vid was uploaded in 2010. How much moolah did I miss out on?

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    It's shit the bed since the lockdown, I'm told.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    My 1m views Wale vid was uploaded in 2010. How much moolah did I miss out on?
    A grand but by now the algorithm would have deleted the Wale song and sent him that money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revolution View Post
    Why the fuck do you care so passionately about the lyrics to a kids song lmao
    It's a family party anthem, you cunt.

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    Played drums mostly, and some bass guitar, for years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    A grand but by now the algorithm would have deleted the Wale song and sent him that money.
    Sweet fuck. It's still on there as he only released it as some freestyle tweet so I'll begin court proceedings.

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    I played saxophone throughout school, and (as you all know) have DJed for many years, although that sort of fell off when I began a professional career. Decided to get back into it for fun, though, so perhaps I'll have some content to post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    It's a family party anthem, you cunt.
    Sad twat

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    I am a world class lazy shite acoustic strummer and used to be able to sing. I'm better at the piano than either of those, but can't be arsed to practise anymore and only have space for a keyboard in my flat.

    I've always wanted to get good at the guitar, but have really hit a ceiling as my fingers are just too lumbering to do barre chord changes quickly. Left index is like a white Shola Ameobi ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revolution View Post
    Sad twat
    I'll play your arsehole like a slide whistle lad.

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    I play bass, on and off. Mostly off nowadays. I was inspired to dig the old acoustic guitar out of the loft yesterday actually so the fingers on my left hand are now incredibly painful.

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    I play guitar. I'm pretty crap but can bash out a tune.

    My dream would be to learn piano but have never really had space for one. It's on my wishlist for whoever I buy a house.

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    I'm finally attempting to learn the guitar. Safe to say, I'm terrible at it.

    To be fair to me, though, I only bought it eight years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    I play guitar. I'm pretty crap but can bash out a tune.

    My dream would be to learn piano but have never really had space for one. It's on my wishlist for whoever I buy a house.
    You can buy me a house.

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    I tried to play the guitar for about 6 months, but I couldn't do certain basic chords because of my Mahow claw.

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    I've been thinking of buying a guitar to try to learn. Electric, probably, so I can plug in headphones. Don't want to annoy my neighbours with my shit.

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    I've been owning the E string, the last couple of days.

    Shame I can't just stick with that, without the other five laughing at me.

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    D is the string that does me in. It's never quite where I need it to be.

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    I have a Roland TR-8S drum machine. Or rhythm performer as it it calls itself. There's no way of making it not sound wanky.

    It's really good fun to fuck about on but about 6 months in I still haven't really got a clue what I'm doing. There's the technical aspect of it, which is knowing what all the settings do, and the creative aspect of putting it all together coherently, which is something my brain just isn't made for.

    I think I find it a bit too organic and clean sounding, and I should have gone for a Machinedrum, so I'm thinking of trading at some point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    D is the string that does me in. It's never quite where I need it to be.
    Don't get me started on that little bitch. I ventured into the realms of two strings, last night, and D kept sticking his nose in where it wasn't wanted. Nothing to do with my clumsy strumming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    I have a Roland TR-8S drum machine. Or rhythm performer as it it calls itself. There's no way of making it not sound wanky.

    It's really good fun to fuck about on but about 6 months in I still haven't really got a clue what I'm doing. There's the technical aspect of it, which is knowing what all the settings do, and the creative aspect of putting it all together coherently, which is something my brain just isn't made for.

    I think I find it a bit too organic and clean sounding, and I should have gone for a Machinedrum, so I'm thinking of trading at some point.
    I've never been tempted to get a drum machine.

    As for hardware I dont have too much. I have an Sp404sx and I used to have a PO33.

    I am always tempted by the teenage engineering OP1 or Ableton push.

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    If you are going to learn guitar, be a man and learn classical guitar.

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    I tried to start learning flamenco once and got about half an hour in before realising that getting my head around compás would require a brain transplant.

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    I have fiddled with Garageband on the ipad but nothing resulting, I have a beautiful 80's japanese Fender Strat I inherited that I have had set up again with a set of elixirs on but drifted off playing because I have an ongoing think where my hands peel like bastards including the finger tips. Want to start again while that has calmed down but I'm no great shakes. Always felt pressure as a kid because my Dad is god's gift to music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    That's nice, sounds straight off of girl doing homework


    #justmillenialthings

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    I've played classical piano for ten years, and recently started playing guitar, I can sing a couple of Simon & Garfunkle songs but not much more. Been practicing both pretty inconsistently since I've been in quarantine. Piano's one of the best things in my life though, my financial goal in life is to be able to afford a nice piano where I live.

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    You'll live in your piano?

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    Pepe.

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    It's a lofty financial goal, I admit.

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    When he moves to New York for work, he’ll have to.

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