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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    I buy bicycle stuff from the UK often, since it is much cheaper for some reason. Customs are always a lottery. Sometimes it takes a day, sometimes two to three weeks.
    I thought there was some percentage of packages they do more thorough checks on, and it just depends whether your package is unlucky enough to get picked.

    I might be wrong, but I'm sure I've heard that before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    One thing that really fucks me off is that it's IMPOSSIBLE to turn off vibrate on whatsapp. There is some override that resets it even though I've changed it in whatsapp settings and phone settings.

    FUCK OFF.
    That’s odd - my WhatsApp doesn’t vibrate. Is it an iPhone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CJay View Post
    That’s odd - my WhatsApp doesn’t vibrate. Is it an iPhone?
    Look who you're talking to.

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    iPhone X, clearly.
    I'm a twit

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    Pixel. I'm Android

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    Mine doesn't vibrate. Did you check here?


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    Yeah - feels like a bug as it just resets back to vibrate after a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Yeah - feels like a bug as it just resets back to vibrate after a bit.
    There's also a vibrate in the system settings if you long press the app icon, tap the i, and select notification settings. Might be worth turning off there too to see.

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    Appreciate it but tried both. I might just do a uninstall/install.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Appreciate it but tried both. I might just do a uninstall/install.
    I can't remember if mine ever did it as I'm on Do Not Disturb 99% of the time, but I tried since last night and it's not (I'm on the beta 2.18.91). A reinstall might indeed sort it.

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    Being woken up by 2 dickheads taking down/repairing/fucking about with a garage at half 8. They're drilling the outside of the walls off it seems.

    Got the window wide open because of the heat too.

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    Should be up at that time anyway. 8am is the accepted start time for construction work.

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    It’s Tuesday you mess. Get up and do something with your life.

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    Go out in your anime pyjamas and ask them to keep it down.

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    Just walked the dog in jeans. What a mistake that was. I need another shower now.

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    You have a dog? Why have you not posted pictures?

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    Put your cock away

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Should be up at that time anyway. 8am is the accepted start time for construction work.
    I'm afraid Mahow has no concept of work. Or time.

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    Or social understandings.

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    Or takeaways.

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    Lol sorry that was Moronics. You don't get to look like The Kraken without a solid understanding of takeaways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    Just walked the dog in jeans. What a mistake that was. I need another shower now.
    Take off the outer pair.

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    The hatred for wet wipes. They are talking about banning them. I use every single day and they are amazing. I used them when I use the toilet and it just makes everything much more comfortable. Flushing them sounds like a problem as allegedly, fish don't like them. They are calling it environmental littering.

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    fucking hell.

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    Fish don't like them but they don't mind toilet paper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    The hatred for wet wipes. They are talking about banning them. I use every single day and they are amazing. I used them when I use the toilet and it just makes everything much more comfortable. Flushing them sounds like a problem as allegedly, fish don't like them. They are calling it environmental littering.
    They clog your pipes as well. Scourge of the earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Fish don't like them but they don't mind toilet paper?
    Toilet paper is degradable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Fish don't like them but they don't mind toilet paper?
    This is on the same level as Peddlestool and wearing 2 pairs of jeans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    This is on the same level as Peddlestool and wearing 2 pairs of jeans.
    I think he was joking.

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    Aren't the flushable wipes okay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Aren't the flushable wipes okay?
    That’s probably why they’re flushable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Aren't the flushable wipes okay?
    No, they now claim even the flushable ones are dangerous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    That’s probably why they’re flushable.
    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    No, they now claim even the flushable ones are dangerous.
    Hurr durr.

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    Flushable does not mean Flushable.

    https://livegreen.recyclebank.com/be...own-the-toilet

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    This is on the same level as Peddlestool and wearing 2 pairs of jeans.
    Fucking hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Fucking hell.
    He's had a rough day.

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    Shamphonics has had a mare today.

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    Officially ON THE ROPES.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    The hatred for wet wipes. They are talking about banning them. I use every single day and they are amazing. I used them when I use the toilet and it just makes everything much more comfortable. Flushing them sounds like a problem as allegedly, fish don't like them. They are calling it environmental littering.


    Although I do put a bit of paper on the front bit if I'm having a shit in a public place as my cock is quite big and can touch the toilet seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    This is on the same level as Peddlestool and wearing 2 pairs of jeans.
    Think you'll find it's pedestal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post


    Although I do put a bit of paper on the front bit if I'm having a shit in a public place as my cock is quite big and can touch the toilet seat.
    You're supposed to sit facing away from the cistern Bruv.

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    Thanks homie. I also don't think I could take a shit standing up. I say this in reference to the cultures where you stand over a hole in the ground.

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    You don't stand, you squat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Thanks homie. I also don't think I could take a shit standing up. I say this in reference to the cultures where you stand over a hole in the ground.
    Leave the Scots out of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post


    Although I do put a bit of paper on the front bit if I'm having a shit in a public place as my cock is quite big and can touch the toilet seat.
    I put paper all around the seat. Even in my own bathroom. I'm a weirdo like that.

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    Have you tried cleaning your own toilet?

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    Yeah, but I don't like sitting on the cold seat plus I just feel better knowing I'm not in direct contact with it. I'm really cautios with hygiene
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    i wipe the seat in public first but actually having it covering the seat seems excessive

    obviously try to avoid public shitting if possible but the first time i did ecciez i had to empty what felt like the entirety of my guts into a rank nightclub toilet with people audibly expressing their disgust at the sound and smell, and i've never really felt as awkward about it since

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    My friend used to refuse to shit in public toilets. He had to get over himself when he joined the Navy, but he would walk home from school (about a mile and a half), or just hold it in all day if he was in town or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    I put paper all around the seat. Even in my own bathroom. I'm a weirdo like that.

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