Burnley are so good that I think the xG crowd are going to have to accept that maximising your results from xG is in itself a trait.
Burnley are so good that I think the xG crowd are going to have to accept that maximising your results from xG is in itself a trait.
Safe as houses. This is some proper Pearson-esque form.
United ought to be winning this with those City absences. Definitely not losing anyway.
Millwall are taking the piss at the moment. Haven't lost a league game since 1 January and are right on the edge of the playoffs.
Pogba turning up for the derby with sky blue and white hair has to be a poor effort at trolling.
Valencia looks stronger every time I see him.
Hahahahaha, handy timing.
Smalling back to Fulham or Margate or wherever he came from.
If he survives the summer there should be a crowdfund white Fiat Uno.
First time there’s been an atmosphere here since their last league win.
Dortmund Gundogan
Who is pullovers looking up at in the crowd every time they score? Is Puigdemont hiding disguised as Mike Summerbee?
The ‘best goalkeeper in the world’ giving the ball away for the second made it even better
That's not how ironic quotes work.
Pogba is a lazy cunt. They should get rid ASAP.
Then again, he isn't far off a testimonial, so it might be worth having that for the same reason people commemorate genocides.Originally Posted by Lewis
Odds on City qualifying on Tuesday have dropped quite a bit during the half.
Considering how dreadful United are, Jose's (inevitable) trademark meltdown is going to be brilliant whenever it happens.
Do they get the trophy today, or is there some weird corporate rule about having to make the next game (final game?) a procession once it's official?
May 6th is what I'd read.
That's a shame. The complex Mourinho is trying to impart on the club could have done with a victory parade.
That was lovely.
Pogba
Quality move bringing Paulp Ogba on.
I love this game
Perhaps an adidas executive came into the dressing room at half time and threatened to pull him from their next campaign.
Martin Tyler: 'It could be a Sergio Aguero moment. Didn't that finish 3-2 in 2012?'
Gary Neville: *doesn't dignify it with a response*
Martin Tyler: '(laughing) You know it did.'
Testimonial lads.
Fuck those powder blue cunts.
This is dreadful news as Mourinho's successful attempts to turn all the hordes of United fans into 9/11 truther style morons is vindicated.
City's spending can't melt Ashley Young.
That's the most blatant penalty you'll ever see.
Got the ball.
Referee was fooled by the ball moving. They don't actually look at what happens, they give decisions on what they expect to happen.
Young, Fernandinho (10-15 match ban) and Pogba should all be off.
Lee Dixon on NBC is adamant that it wasn't a penalty. Lol.
He is a City fan too, so thats surprising.
How both accounts covered it. Polarisation mate. We need a new centrist football account.
You get the sense Sterling could have had 90 this season if he was actually clinical.
Kevin de Bruyne's bottom looking rather ample today, has he been eating a few bowls of moules frites?
He's been a tragic waste of Lucozade in this game.
Lol at that shot of City fans celebrating.
That save was for you.The ‘best goalkeeper in the world’ giving the ball away for the second made it even better
Congratulations Jose Mourinho on winning the real quiz.
It's on.It would take 7 straight losses from them and 7 straight wins from United. It ain’t happening, but the scenes if it did.
Mourinho would literally turn himself inside out, he’d be that far up his own arsehole.
That is fucking BEAUTIFUL
The match stats
Lol at the City fans crying there.
This coverage lasts until half eight. I bet they had a MASSIVE City highlights package ready to go.
Means a week of Pep twitching like a cunt as he's fuming over the last two results.
Mourinho reluctantly making a passionate defence of himself here. Selfless management.
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