Let me know when you want my Andorran u17s betting TTH yacht party pitch.
Let me know when you want my Andorran u17s betting TTH yacht party pitch.
'Safe' in the worst trading conditions in about five years. Lads, fair fucks to you all, you mad bastards. Enjoy the cardboard.
It's only going to get worse so the time is now.
True, just sold the house, sending your way Baz.
Coinrule.Originally Posted by Baz
Probably cos crypto is on its arse?
What’s it on? How does it work?
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I’m only playing with the demos at the moment and just tweaking the bot. If I can get it to a point where it makes stable profits, I might put some actual cash in to it.
There were no such claims. But nah.
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Are we £80 up gents?
Hope Mellin hasn’t liquidated his personal fund too.
And what point do I jump into the “buy the dip” game.
£100 now. Looks like the open trades are down but if the EURUSD turns even briefly then they all become profitable trades that will then be closed. The danger for this bot is the graph never turning before the trade is force closed.
All these years of banning bots. How the tables have turned.
At the current rate:
£100k: 5 October 2022
£500k: 9 March 2023
£10m: 26 September 2023
Sit tight, lads.
Whats the running times of the BOT? It is based around specific markets?
I didnt think my 4th screen entertainment would still be going at this time
Monday to Friday, 24 hours.
Has it become sentient yet?
Don't spend it yet lads.
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£1.41 profit
Definitely don't spend it yet... Current trades aren't going great.
Putting the bot in bottlejob.
-£666
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It genuinely would be hilarious if this all went tits up on day 2.
This is where the bot is mental. It will keep buying/selling against the market then if it turns before your equity runs out you make bank. It's why you need minimum £1k with the default settings otherwise a dip like this morning will wipe you out.
This is spot on. After a month of steady progress, I went from £1k to £1,900. That all got wiped out on Friday/yesterday.
I'm quite surprised that Baz is in this deep considering the clear deficiencies of the bot, and having lost both his pots yesterday.
I would personally recommend semi-regular pay-outs, because when it goes tits up the whole lot will be gone.
I'll take my £2.82 as a cheque, please.
Given the massive volatility this morning, and the fact that we came out of it alright, I'm surprised that it only earned us about £30? Perhaps I don't understand it as well as I thought I did.
Are we ready for 7ombot yet, or…?
I suspect it's cashing out at the earliest opportunity, the fucking pussy. It's basically a martingale system on the EURUSD market, isn't it? I've got to say, it's not giving me the excitement that it could give big returns and it clearly will end in the near future.
Betting syndicate, get it up, we all clearly have the means now to make it a chunky starting bank rather than those golden days of the noughties too.
You're better off hiding it under the mattress. Which is also the worst idea and I can't believe old people do it.
It's a slow, long-term gainer. Or at least that's the intention, which is why the trades close for a small profit. In stable market conditions, the trades are short and uneventful. In insane conditions like this morning, you think the world is ending and you just cross your fingers there's enough equity in your account to ride it out.
Looking at it all the time does you no good (I learnt that on my first attempt). The bot is pretty dangerous to be honest in that it doesn't like to take its medicine so it'll keep buying/selling in larger amounts to cover the previous loss and make its initial profit margin, but it's infinitely better than any of us could do manually.
Are we £200 up again, or have I no idea how to read this?
Yeah just over 200 up.
Can we just bin this and wait for the Christmas surprise?
Jesus, Barrington (thanks, Phonics). Those studio lights must've been hot.
I take it equity is the key figure to be looking at here when we're "in play"?
Why did it have to be the moustache photo.
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After James' bumfluff, you're basically Tom Selleck there.Why did it have to be the moustache photo.
Fast at losing money though.
Stairs up, elevator down.
Where's the stream @Baz?
On now? Looks another rough morning.
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Did it lose money again this morning? I also missed the shit show yesterday as it had recovered by early morning US.
It hasn't lost anything yet but the open trades are down.
£7 up for the day so far
I’m now running 14 variations of the original 7ombot and only three are in the red despite the crash. We’re powering through (into bankruptcy probably)
Welcome to TradeBot Wars...
Meanwhile the VPS rebooted and the bots been off all day. Sorry mates, been in a workshop all day so couldn’t check it.
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Even the bot's absconding to Barbados.
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