I get that people want to record the best time but some of those dickheads could at least have turned back around and offered him the hand he clearly needed.
I get that people want to record the best time but some of those dickheads could at least have turned back around and offered him the hand he clearly needed.
Probably raising money for people with cancer or something the loser.
He should have backed up and dived over the line.
If he'd dressed like The Gurkin he could have rolled over it.
Running a marathon in fancy dress is somehow worse than fancy dress itself, which is the worst thing in the world, so it's going some.
Where does genocide rank on the list?
Name a single genocidal maniac that didn't wear a stupid outfit.
If Pol Pot had rocked up at the re-education centre dressed as Hamburgler we'd have to re-evaluate that guy.
What about that bloke that ran with a fridge on his back for years?
I'm a twit
Ahh England, never change.
He has similar ideas to Henry on how to police the border, mind.
Fuck guys, we forgot to sign it.
"So you are an Irish international, anybody can fucking play for Ireland. They give caps out in cornflake packets" i'm sorry but i'm fuckin crying lmao
All the nonsense in Piccadilly Gardens has led to an early finish. Scenes.
If there ever was a need for a three strikes approach.
https://www.thejournal.ie/paul-conne...19152-May2019/
215 convictions??!
This bit would especially sicken you.
Judge Melanie Greally suspended the final 18 months of the sentence today, giving Connolly credit for his guilty plea, his remorse and his limited cooperation. She said she also took into account Connolly’s long-standing addiction issues.
I wouldn’t say that sickens me, I feel no nausea and i’m on the toilet too
I like the fact that he was already banned from driving for 25 years.
25 years?
There's a massive hole in the law when it comes to driving convictions. When I was working for the court there were a good few famous cases that had thousands-and-thousands of pounds worth of fines for 'failure to ID a driver' and 'Driving otherwise than in accordance with a licence'. Which basically means they ignored the police and had their licence revoked, so, you know, they carry on as they were and just keep getting the fines and points. Hundreds of points. Still driving. No threat of prison time.
I like that you're still trying. Keep up the good fight.
Yeah, them bestsellers that no one can listen to!
Never knew about this
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/irel...61134?mode=amp
Prince D'Brickashaw has been born!
Well, you never know.
Prince Jizzya Shorts.
Prince Boateng.
The statement I saw said he was born this morning, so they've presumably been straightening its hair and making it presentable all day.
The kid's a week old. Nadia Sawahla is on the case. Our taxes paid for that baby, etc.
They should use this opportunity to try and repopularise a name in decline. I vote for Clive.
Bernard.
First dangerous driving conviction should be a year ban, and the 2nd should be for life. Without doubt.
The penalties for injuring and killing people with cars do seem to be a bit low in the better-publicised cases. What did that Polish lorry driver get for wiping a family out, ten years?
Is our royal family really going to include an 'Archie'? Is that where Britain is now?
Maybe they just liked the bloke from the Daz ads when he was on eastenders.
Our boy is called Archie. Now this is going to get brought up every time someone asks what he's he's fucking called.
People who give their kids diminutive names should have them taken off them.
Are you going to take that @John?
That ship might have sailed for him.
Milwall will be Milwall.Baker tweeted a black and white photo of a well-dressed man and woman holding hands with a suited chimpanzee, and captioned it: “Royal baby leaves hospital.”
After a backlash and allegations of racism, he deleted the post and apologised. “Sorry my gag pic of the little fella in the posh outfit has whipped some up. Never occurred to me because, well, mind not diseased,” he said. “Soon as those good enough to point out it’s possible connotations got in touch, down it came. And that’s it.”
The 61-year-old, who presents a weekly show on BBC Radio 5 Live, apologised again on Wednesday evening, saying the joke had been intended to poke fun at the royal family.
He wrote: “Once again. Sincere apologies for the stupid unthinking gag pic earlier. Was supposed to be joke about royals vs circus animals in posh clothes but interpreted as about monkeys & race, so rightly deleted. Royal watching not my forte. Also, guessing it was my turn in the barrel.”