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    The bouncers that is.

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    Put any man over 6 foot and any woman with short hair in a suit and you have millions of Bouncers.

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    Mary can fuck right off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Put any man over 6 foot and any woman with short hair in a suit and you have millions of Bouncers.
    They all want to be IN the clubs when they open.

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    I'll bounce the TTH Meet. Idiotmouse putting a donk on it. Taz on aftershave duties. Webly bealing at home because we didn't publish a list of 'guest ales'. Mahow just bealing at home.

    'Mr Kiko will need his own booth, his own...'
    *backhand the orange out of his hair*

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    It's my donks or James' medley of 1960's windscreen wiper sounds over whale song. Take your pick.

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    https://news-sky-com.cdn.ampproject....edium=referral

    The cunts are actually going to extend this, aren't they?

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    Suspect it's just more expectation management. They've become remarkably good at that this calendar year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    https://news-sky-com.cdn.ampproject....edium=referral

    The cunts are actually going to extend this, aren't they?
    It'll be a good test of the vaccine in the UK. If hospitalisations and deaths stay relatively low then happy days.

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    I had my jab this time yesterday and apart from being tired I've not had any other side effects, I assume it would have happened by now so I won't suddenly shit myself at some point tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    https://news-sky-com.cdn.ampproject....edium=referral

    The cunts are actually going to extend this, aren't they?
    I almost want a whopping third wave to spite the open borders twats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    I had my jab this time yesterday and apart from being tired I've not had any other side effects, I assume it would have happened by now so I won't suddenly shit myself at some point tomorrow.
    My side effects kicked in after exactly 12 hours. So I'd assume you're safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I almost want a whopping third wave to spite the open borders twats.
    We've just brought in a five grand fine for even thinking about going to catch the ferry at Folkestone, so you can soothe your seethe.

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    Let's wait until all the mongs start demanding their summer holidays.

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    Not going to happen. Hopefully they will all discover truth that I've known for years, which is the best place to spend summer is God's Great, Green England.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Not going to happen. Hopefully they will all discover truth that I've known for years, which is the best place to spend summer is God's Great, Green England.
    Not Barbados?

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    I went for my first jab earlier this afternoon. It's a very impressive operation in terms of scale and efficiency, it has to be said. And I imagine the set ups we have in Wakefield are relatively small time in the grand scheme of things too. Fair play to them for the roll out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Not Barbados?
    Depends how many laps of your garden you've done as to whether or not you qualify for that.

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    Team Holiday would like to formally advise of our disgust at the conduct of Jimmy and Lewis. We will be seeking legal advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Not Barbados?
    That's for our winter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Team Holiday would like to formally advise of our disgust at the conduct of Jimmy and Lewis. We will be seeking legal advice.
    Save all hols for the October and Feb half terms. In the summer, send the kids out into the fields to frolic and pick berries while you sit back with a Pimm's (or perhaps a White Lightning and Coke in your neck of the woods) and relax. Trust me on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    That's for our winter.
    Fond memories of an old work mate pretending he was on holiday in St Lucia (rather than Spain, where he actually was) and posting pool and beach pictures on Facebook, whilst blissfully unaware that this was rolling through St Lucia, knocking down buildings and drowning poor people at the time.

    The radio silence when he got called on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Save all hols for the October and Feb half terms. In the summer, send the kids out into the fields to frolic and pick berries while you sit back with a Pimm's (or perhaps a White Lightning and Coke in your neck of the woods) and relax. Trust me on this.
    We're not Scottish.

    Pink Prosecco.

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    March and September are my big holiday windows. Skips all the half-term or Easter rush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Fond memories of an old work mate pretending he was on holiday in St Lucia (rather than Spain, where he actually was) and posting pool and beach pictures on Facebook, whilst blissfully unaware that this was rolling through St Lucia, knocking down buildings and drowning poor people at the time.

    The radio silence when he got called on it.
    That's pretty weird, especially in the context of a place where at least some people know what he earns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Fond memories of an old work mate pretending he was on holiday in St Lucia (rather than Spain, where he actually was) and posting pool and beach pictures on Facebook, whilst blissfully unaware that this was rolling through St Lucia, knocking down buildings and drowning poor people at the time.

    The radio silence when he got called on it.
    Imagine doing that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    That's pretty weird, especially in the context of a place where at least some people know what he earns.
    He was about 19 and going with Mummy and Daddy, but that makes the lie even weirder, if anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Fond memories of an old work mate pretending he was on holiday in St Lucia (rather than Spain, where he actually was) and posting pool and beach pictures on Facebook, whilst blissfully unaware that this was rolling through St Lucia, knocking down buildings and drowning poor people at the time.

    The radio silence when he got called on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    The EU AstraZeneca thing is the ‘we will say masks do nothing to keep demand down’ all over again but 1000000 times more dangerous.
    Jesus Christ, France. You managed to make not getting vaccinated more popular than setting cars on fire in Paris. What an awful country.

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    The scenes on the news just now of Iceland reopening and sluts walking the streets

    I'll still need to overcome hurdles like some of my boys settling down during this past year with marriage/babies and getting myself caught up in a relationship but the summer of love still promises much. I've booked off the week of April 12th. Allahuakbar.

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    I see the common cold might actually be an effective preventative measure against coronavirus. Time to stop with the hand washing and 'respiratory etiquette' lads.

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    I've realised now, what I want more than anything, is a Dad's Army intro with us booting the virus across Europe.

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    I thought it was a joke when Jim referred to it last night. What in the fuck is going on?

    1. Why are we going to feel the effects of the rising number of cases on the continent?
    2. If we are, why, once-a-fucking-gain, is anyone allowed in or out, under any circumstances?

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    People will break it. It's free money. And hitting people in their wallets is a bigger deterrent than the wellbeing of their fellow human beings. The third wave stuff is probably right. We don't know how many people have been infected over the last year so there could be a sizeable chunk left who grab the virus. They're unlikely to wind up in hospital but can't entirely rule it out.

    It's the kind of caution I wish adopted right from the start but whatever. Lockdown + vaccines has really, really put us in a good spot but the last year has taught me nothing entirely goes to plan on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    1. Why are we going to feel the effects of the rising number of cases on the continent?
    We aren't, or at least not even slightly to the same degree that the continent is. They are slightly 'concerned' (word of the year) about the South African variant being there in force, but the vaccines are also effective against severe disease in that, at very worst.

    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    2. If we are, why, once-a-fucking-gain, is anyone allowed in or out, under any circumstances?
    GDP.

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    Half the adult population have had atleast 1 dose and it's the vulnerable half at that. The vaccine stops 100% of severe cases.

    Fuck the 3rd wave. Bring it on. Come on big boy. Let's fucking go, you cunt. I'll see you in the sauna.

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    "Sorry, lads. Can't go to the sauna. My kids are sick again."

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    I'd take them with. Sweat it out.

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    Vallance repeated the idea of autumn boosters. My second shot will probably be in October in either case.

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    My sauna's not opening till 17 May. You know the reasons when DM come calling tomorrow evening about the multiple stabbing attacker.

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    What if Yev invited you round and he turned the hot tub up? Can he legally do that?

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    Did I hear correct that the booster won't be offered to the young?

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    Is this booster a third shot?

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    Sounds like they're priming the elderly for the winter. So they'll get their second jabs now or summer-ish and then they get the booster in September. It has to be all up in the air with the second jabs trickling through in favour of speeding through the first doses.

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    1 positive to come out of covid 2020 is that Australia's population has dropped by 51 000.

    Last time was WW1.
    Last edited by Queenslander; 23-03-2021 at 10:36 PM.

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    How has that happened?

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    Whoops I thought it might have been due to less bogans having kids but it is the more obvious zero immigration.

    https://amp.abc.net.au/article/13256...ogle.com&csi=0

    I didnt even finish the headline.

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    Zero immigration and keeping half your own residents out.

    London has lost a million people, they say.

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