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    Well, whatever my daughter has, I've woken up with. No test result yet but it just feels like a cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Well, whatever my daughter has, I've woken up with. No test result yet but it just feels like a cold.
    Thought you'd have received your results by now. Today must be the day.

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    They're probably inundated with tests at the moment. Fingers crossed though. 99% it's just a cold now though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Aren't you in tier 2?
    Yeah why?
    I'm a twit

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    And your Mothers Maiden Name?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Well, whatever my daughter has, I've woken up with. No test result yet but it just feels like a cold.
    I swear I’ve seen you post something along the lines of this about ten times now

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    Thanks for paying attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Yeah why?
    Stop spreading the virus, Baz.

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    I've never been tested, but I didn't know you could just get a test because you fancied one.

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    You can in Liverpool, they've been trialling the mass testing stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I've never been tested, but I didn't know you could just get a test because you fancied one.
    You can if you lie about symptoms, or pay for one, or know the right people.

    And what Spikey said if you have mass testing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I've never been tested, but I didn't know you could just get a test because you fancied one.
    We don’t mess about.
    I'm a twit

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    I'm on day 7 since my test and they've still not sent me the result. Top system.

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    Mine was negative.
    I'm a twit

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    Just got my daughters. Negative. They've clearly lost yours Keeks.

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    Yeah I know. It's a load of shit really - I called them to ask and they said they can "lodge an investigation" after 5 days which may or may not result in any further information. What's the point?

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    I lied to the website about having symptoms and went for a test yesterday. Place was dead, think I only saw one other person there. Result back within the day.

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    Alright show-off.

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    Got to big up Scotland wherever possible on here to balance out all the Jimmies.

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    Everyone else with symptoms has died.

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    If ever you grow tired of being forced by government decree to eat mashed turnips for every meal, remember, it could be worse: you could be French.

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    Bloke travelled from Myanmar, through Thailand and Cambodia, and then illegally entered Vietnam. Only to be grassed up by his mum

    Tri traveled from Myanmar to Thailand by truck on Dec. 15 and stayed there until Dec. 22, when he and six others got on another truck bound for Cambodia on Dec. 23. On Dec. 24, Tri was driven to a border gate in Tay Ninh, then to HCMC, then got on a different bus to Vinh Long. Throughout his journey, he had made contact with several other people.

    After disembarking at Vinh Long, Tri traveled to his mother's house. His mother however reported him to authorities so he could be quarantined on Dec. 24
    https://ampe.vnexpress.net/news/news...mpression=true

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    O'Leary is in his kitchen pouring Peckham Springs into little glass vials as we speak.

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    He’s a gutter rat.

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    Ryanair aren't giving out the vaccine, you eejits.

    That's some anti-vax, plandemic nutter account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Ryanair aren't giving out the vaccine, you eejits.

    That's some anti-vax, plandemic nutter account.
    I never thought they were. I just think they’re horrible cunts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Ryanair aren't giving out the vaccine, you eejits.

    That's some anti-vax, plandemic nutter account.
    Well fucking obviously, but there's nothing eejit about it, once private companies are able to get their hands on it this shit will happen and, to be honest, I would gladly pay. Get me on that plane. Even if it is a fucking Ryanair one.

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    I rather assumed the point of the advert was to have the vaccination, and then go on holiday, rather than have Mr Leary personally administer it.

    Still thought it was a bit

    You can only imagine the schemes being dreamed up though. What's that, you haven't brought a printed copy of your vaccination confirmation? Well, we can print you one . . .

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    Fucking hell

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    Coincidences notoriously come in threes.

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    There have been 1.77 million deaths from Covid world wide. 3666k = 3,666,000. Multiply that by the serial number of the passenger window, divide it by KKK (111111) and what to wear have? We have illuminati confirmed.

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    50,000 new cases

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    Nightingales still empty. Open the pubs.

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    Apparently Gavin Williamson is still holding out against keeping the schools closed for longer. Why don't they just, say, not listen to Gavin Williamson?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Nightingales still empty. Open the pubs.
    Nae staff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    50,000 new cases
    The kiko effect.

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    I’ll never understand all the though when there’s a load of cases or you hear someone well known has it.

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    The worst thing about keeping schools open is this having the Army doing mass testing wheeze. That might be a good idea normally, but now it seems like a massive waste of manpower when they could be helping the vaccine rollout that literally everything should be tilted towards (and ideally taken out of Public Health England/NHS hands).

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    Yeah, let's give it to Serco.

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    Are G4S up to much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I’ll never understand all the though when there’s a load of cases or you hear someone well known has it.
    Edgelords.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I’ll never understand all the though when there’s a load of cases or you hear someone well known has it.
    They're sarcastic 's at the glory of this never ending shambles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Apparently Gavin Williamson is still holding out against keeping the schools closed for longer. Why don't they just, say, not listen to Gavin Williamson?
    Gove still championing schools going back next week, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    (and ideally taken out of Public Health England/NHS hands).
    This comment is so retarded I'm wondering if it was specifically aimed at getting a rise out of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    This comment is so retarded I'm wondering if it was specifically aimed at getting a rise out of me.
    Well you won't get a rise anywhere else.

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    Obviously they will need Our NHS resources, but if the Army could sort the logistics out and make people work at gunpoint (worth it to save lives!) then that seems like the best bet.

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    Is that an erectile dysfunction gibe? I'm not sure it's wise for you to start an argument centred on malfunctioning genitals.

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    I understand why they keep schools open when there isn't so much virus about (like in September), but at this particular juncture it seems to me a complete no-brainer to shut them down for a month, go to online learning (which happened in April so there must be a setup/plans for it, even if it means a degree of farting about) and see if that helps.

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