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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    It's left wing feminists he hates, rather than women, no?
    I find the way they all speak/write interesting. And it's a useful thing to know. I was able to stop reading Owen Jones years ago because I've already read everything he will ever write. But yes, give me John McDonnell and his ArmaLite over some 'moderate' woman pecking the national head.

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    Boris self isolating again. How convenient

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    Community outbreak in Adelaide with 17 people testing positive so far.

    Being a Liberal Party run state Scummo has told everyone it is just bad luck and we are all in this together.
    Last edited by Queenslander; 16-11-2020 at 02:04 AM.

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    Lol

    New Zealand is weeks away from opening up a travel bubble with the Cook Islands, with Australia remaining some while away.
    Australia is pursuing a suppression strategy, which involves locking down hotspots where cases reach a certain threshold, but New Zealand's elimination strategy does not allow for the same risk tolerance.
    https://www.sbs.com.au/news/jacinda-...e-by-christmas

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    I'm hearing Aussie-land are going into lockdown over 25 cases or something. Can we confirm the details before I PM Queensland some ass.

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    Just Adelaide which is 2020kms from where I am sitting atm.
    Last edited by Queenslander; 18-11-2020 at 11:24 AM.

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    They're definitely softening us up for this current state to continue into January in return for the prize of a week off at Christmas. Which begs the question, how many deaths is a roast dinner worth?

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    I said that to the Mrs earlier. It's mental.

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    We're already like a 2 minute boiled egg. They've worn us all down with a well-timed international break. I've lost all fight within me. At this point if Boris said we must all rim his crusty anus to protect the country, I'd merely wonder if insertion of tongue into orifice is a requirement. It's over, lads. Scatter my ashes at the entrance to the strip club at Euston, team panic.

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    Opening up for Christmas is fucking bonkers.

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    A 6 week lockdown to allow 5 days of normality.

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    Briefing the public through the media really needs to die in a fire.

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    They should quite literally cancel Christmas and rearrange it for 15 Feb.

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    Take over Chinese new year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    They should quite literally cancel Christmas and rearrange it for 15 Feb.
    That's what the forruns want mate. Finally cancelled Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    They're definitely softening us up for this current state to continue into January in return for the prize of a week off at Christmas. Which begs the question, how many deaths is a roast dinner worth?
    Depends. How many different types of potato will it include?

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    Anything under 3 and it’s no deal.

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    People who get well excited about Christmas dinner are dickheads. FACT. It's a roast you neglected cretins, and if you wanted to have one any day of the week you could. There should be covid marshals monitoring the socials for suspiciously generous spreads and kicking doors in like the Gestapo.

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    I can’t get the mother to make a full dinner every week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    People who get well excited about Christmas dinner are dickheads. FACT. It's a roast you neglected cretins, and if you wanted to have one any day of the week you could. There should be covid marshals monitoring the socials for suspiciously generous spreads and kicking doors in like the Gestapo.
    We're at home for the first time in ages this year (unless Boris fucks it up for me and we end up round the inlaws) and we're buying everything pre-prepared so we can cook it all in those baking trays you chuck away. I'd serve it up on paper plates with plastic knives and forks if I could get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    People who get well excited about Christmas dinner are dickheads. FACT. It's a roast you neglected cretins, and if you wanted to have one any day of the week you could.
    Nah mate. You get the giant octagonal plates out, crack out the KFC gravy and it’s the rare time yer mum does decent sprouts.

    Plus at this rate I won’t have spent any time with her since September.
    I'm a twit

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    Covid vaccines starting in December where I work.

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    Roast potatoes for all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Covid vaccines starting in December where I work.
    My Nan's care home sent us a letter last week about vaccines early December too.

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    I thought it was still being tested?

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    Being tested on retards like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    People who get well excited about Christmas dinner are dickheads. FACT. It's a roast you neglected cretins, and if you wanted to have one any day of the week you could. There should be covid marshals monitoring the socials for suspiciously generous spreads and kicking doors in like the Gestapo.
    And you don't even get a Yorkshire pudding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScousePig View Post
    And you don't even get a Yorkshire pudding.
    I have at least 3.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScousePig View Post
    And you don't even get a Yorkshire pudding.
    You do in my gaff. I don't give a fuck if there's no beef and anyone that wants a ruck can stick their cranberry sauce up their arses.

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    Alright big man.

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    Big men.

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    I have mint sauce regardless of there being no lamb as well.
    Last edited by Spikey M; 18-11-2020 at 09:54 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    You do in my gaff. I don't give a fuck if there's no beef and anyone that wants a ruck can stick their cranberry sauce up their arses.


    Hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I have mint sauce regardless of there being no lamb as well.
    Deviant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I have mint sauce regardless of there being no lamb as well.
    Same.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Same.
    If I remember rightly, you get a keg in as well? You do Christmas right.

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    Filling your own keg is how it’s done.

    That and no mint sauce on anything ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    If I remember rightly, you get a keg in as well? You do Christmas right.
    Indeed. A glorious day.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Big men.
    Indeed.

    Neither of them are even from Yorkshire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScousePig View Post
    Indeed.

    Neither of them are even from Yorkshire.
    There is no evidence that Yorkshire Puddings are from Yorkshire.

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    And if you want to be traditional regarding Yorkshire puddings then they were used as a starter to the main meal and filled only with gravy.

    Bon apetit, dickheads.

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    I take it all back, 2nd day in a row deaths are down from week before. Hospital admissions up but the vix is pushing and the comvergence is diverging so open the clubs, shower us in bread sauce and bring on as many international breaks as you want, you cunts.

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    I saw something on the BBC about Scotland moving past five-thousand deaths earlier, which would make them worse hit than England wouldn't it? It's hard to work out precisely, since they release numbers on different schedules, but the article going to great lengths not to make a direct comparison makes me think so.

    GIRFUY Scotland.

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    We should be catapulting the nearly-dead across the border to boost their stats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    And if you want to be traditional regarding Yorkshire puddings then they were used as a starter to the main meal and filled only with gravy.

    Bon apetit, dickheads.
    And you went to the dinner on a horse and card and died of the plague at 28. We have perfected its use now.

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    I agree, by having it with any type of roast meat.

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    Things going to hell again over here. I was forced to play football with a mask yesterday. It sucks, as you can imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    I agree, by having it with any type of roast meat.
    Definitely. They improve any dinner.

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    Toad in the hole beats any roast.

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    Simmer down.

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