Who gives a fuck if they're paying you? Not that an email from a recruiter means all that much anyway, they've sent the same one to hundreds.
Who gives a fuck if they're paying you? Not that an email from a recruiter means all that much anyway, they've sent the same one to hundreds.
I would give Boeing a 7 but they seem more negligent than evil.
Also:
https://www.zippia.com/answers/does-boeing-drug-test/
The other end of the scale from junks r’us.
They've got the world's biggest factory but nobody's allowed in, suspicious.
I haven't done drugs in over a year.Originally Posted by Giggles
I would give them a 747
I got my first ever job offer on LinkedIn today. The bird said it’s mine if I want it. Local to me, £50k + “excellent benefits” + car. Seems a decent package to offer without an interview. It’s not even in my specialty.
Sounds like you are going to wake up in an ice bath one kidney down.
But he still gets the job, right?
Get a load of Uncle Steve here.
Am I wrong?
Tells somebody to be be aware of what they should expect from TTH replies then questions snark from Lewis.
I wasn't questioning the snark!
Uncle Steve is right.
I suppose now I'm questioning your snark. Fuck you, Ian.
Not really. Post it again, but this time tell him to 'catch yourself on'.
Stop lapping it up. Phonics probably got his decent-paying jobs via his mum.
If only. I tried that and failed Proctor and Gambles 7-step interview process during the ethics section.
She's messaged me again. We've got plenty of mutual connections including one of my good mates and she's local so someone I know must know her game.I got my first ever job offer on LinkedIn today. The bird said it’s mine if I want it. Local to me, £50k + “excellent benefits” + car. Seems a decent package to offer without an interview. It’s not even in my specialty.
Very sus.
Someone at work doesn’t exist. I swear she’s AI. So much so I made an AI video of someone claiming to be her and how much they were looking forward to the staff night out at the end of the month. I shared this with 3 people. If it “gets out” I’m surely done for.
I'm a twit
You're putting a lot of eggs in the 'bantz king at work' basket hoping you're not actually 'work weirdo'.
Why not be both?
I've worked with plenty of both and the weirdos are always far better value.
Work weirdos > Bantz kings.
The weirdos give you memories to last a lifetime.
A banter cunt in a workplace is some dose.
What a small dick cunt you really are.
So unnecessary.
Today we had 'Lloyd' from Jamaica in the office, in full rasta hat and not using phone or email or disclosing his surname, on a complete cold visit trying to get discounts on gear for the tractors on his uncle's peanut farm. I didn't get saddled with him thank god, but the guy who did had to sit there while Lloyd put his uncle on speakerphone in full patois, and rather than translating it just kept saying 'Y'heeeaar th'maaan'.
Naturally, the Arab bowled in ultra-confident and asked him if he liked reggae. Lloyd didn't like reggae but he did tell the Arab about Jamaica, breaking it down into 'd'peeeaanut farms' and 'd'paaaarty place', which turned out to be Montego Bay. Then they started arguing about whether Kingston or Baghdad was home to the world's best smoked fish.
I got this job from an agency ffs.
There's your sitcom, @Yevrah.
I'm a twit
God I hope that midlifer has run its course. Maybe he got an MX5 or something.
Phonics new manager after his first day at Boeing.
I suspect bantz king is less likely to get grassed up to HR.
Worked a charm. Added about 7.5% capacity to the plant in the short term.Anticipated most people not being back to work until tomorrow leading to relatively quiet and relaxing days.
Turned out to be exactly the case.
Also had a major thing I wanted/needed to do *this year*, and we might’ve just gone and done it on day 2. If it works, I’m coasting the rest of the year.
Now I actually feel paid appropriately by the company and don’t really worry about a “career” I actually quite enjoy work.
Had my first week of 3 office working days and it is completely unnecessary. On the plus side, more chips.
Outstanding.
I'm a twit
That's up there with the broom cartoon.
Has anyone on here completely changed employment type? I'm looking for a new job, but the idea of stepping into yet another office / wfh job is knocking me sick.
Ideally I'd like to do a "propper" job, on a building site or digging up roads, but I have zero experience and a family, so the likely entry level wage would make that difficult.
Anyone know of any courses etc. That could run alongside full-time work and possibly lead straight into a decent paying manual job?
Alternatively, oi @Foe, can you get me a cushy Oil job?
Does @Bam need a labourer?
I'm a twit
What about this, Spikey?
I'm already selling wax melts, hun.
I can't believe that Avon's still going, it's got to be a criminal front at this point. Tupperware too
Happy Blue Monday.
I thought about electrician/plumber courses during past meltdowns as I hear they get paid solid figures but never did look into it. I assume you're still looking at a solid couple years of training and work exp, no?
I imagine so unfortunately. Which leaves the question of living off savings until I start earning more, but that's a bit high risk considering I have no idea how long that's likely to take.
Keep calm and trudge on champ, there's going to be similar widespread existential crises all over the gaff soon leading to the breakdown of society as we know it
There's loads of major infrastructure jobs going on in and around London at the moment, we've had to bump wages up to stop men leaving. Have a look at some of those (HS2, Crossrail, Tideway etc etc), they'll all have tons of jobs going. Depending on your office experience you might be able to get in at a decent level (basically there's more jobs than qualified men right now). It's always paid well but the shift patterns can be a twat if you're permanently on site. It might be not for you at all so I might be pissing into the wind but it's one of those industries where once you're in and willing, you're in for life. Some companies are so desperate at the moment that they'll even train you up and pay for the tickets.
Swish, I'll have a look tonight. Cheers.
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