I get that occasionally. Basically the worst pain imaginable.
I get that occasionally. Basically the worst pain imaginable.
I absolutely love the feeling before cramp sets in, where your muscles are just wiggling about.
It's a risk obviously, but I often try and induce cramp in my thighs for that feeling. Then stretch it out at the last second.
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Cramp wanking is a new one on me.Originally Posted by Foe
I absolutely love the feeling before cramp sets in, where your muscles are just wiggling about.
It's a risk obviously, but I often try and induce cramp in my thighs for that feeling. Then stretch it out at the last second.
Actually just fucking lol @ that post. Inducing cramp. What the fuck?
You're a fucking deviant, Foe.
That's the sort of thing you do with a ball strapped in your mouth.
Or dressed up as a My Little Pony.
I farted a good 40 minutes ago and my room still smells of it.
You probably shit yourself
I can't be the only one.
But at the same time
I don't want to end up in some weirdo club like hammer joined.
That's a really shit poem mate.
This probably say's more about where I live but the amount of time I see (young) parents with their child and have both headphones in.
On the flip side working in pubs/restaurants the amount of teenage kids I used to see out on a family meal with headphones in completely ignoring everyone.
Possibly the wrong thread, but:
We had a new fire fitted today, and I was interrogating the gas expert man on the state of our seethe-inducingly shit boiler that has been producing intermittent hot water for a year now. He had previously told my mother that the only way to fix it was to spend a billion quid on a new boiler, and she doesn't have a billion quid, but my eye-balling revealed that you can have all the pipes de-shitted as a 'short-term fix' for a closer to a hundred quid.
'We've had that boiler about eight years, so even if the "short-term fix" lasts two years...'
Then he started giving me the professional advice bit, and my mother also told me to give it a rest because they're professional gas exxperts. Whatever mate. I'm off to the gym where the showers work properly. I then come home and my mother is having a MELTDOWN on the phone because the fire isn't working.
A fire?
How can a fire not work? You put wood in it and it burns.
A gas fire.
Yeah, the 'gas expert man' was there fitting a woodburning fire, you fucking mongs.
We've disconnected our gas fire because it's a fucking bomb scare. Lol @ actively buying a new one.
Given the post is full of references to 'gas experts' I'm going to have a wild stab at it being a gas fuelled fire.
Molton and Pep firmly on the ropes here.
It's heartening that 4 sarky comments appeared within 2 minutes, I like that response time.
I don't get you Brits and your gas heating. It costs a fortune (in relative terms to what I pay back home) and doesn't seem very efficient.
It's far more efficient than electric/storage heating.
Everything's expensive here.
When you say 'getting a new fire fitted' what exactly are you talking about? A furnace? A boiler? A burner? I'm not confused about the fuel used, but I am not sure how one fits 'a fire'.
EDIT: It's a fireplace you're talking about, isn't it?
More so in here.
It might be just the utterly shit insulation in the flats I was in then MJ.
Do you think the SS had gas engineers?
In the last 12 months I've gone from being flawless in the head hair department, to a bit of an embarrassment. It's all happened so fast and I'm terrified to find what 2016 has in store for me.
I blame London.
Mate. What has happened?
Go full combover.
I'm still safe on top for now, but I'm receding at the sides like a mother lover. It's a rapid decline, absolute shambles. I'm seething about it to be honest.
The baldest lad I know started growing it back when his black wife was away for a few months, but when she came back it just evaporated. It might be worth cutting down on the soul food and avoiding high-sass situations.
Mine did that, went back fairly rapidly then stopped before getting too bad.
I'm also going grey. Is that normal at this age or am I dying or something?
Again I blame London.
Greying here too, have been for ages, mainly at the sides in a reasonably distinguished fashion rather than going full Schofield.
I've lost the front since 24 but its held steady enough not to go full chrome. Been greying at the sides for the last year. You don't notice it much til I grow it out a bit. I'm not fussed about it.
When people have to swim through countless loyalty or points cards to get about 0.0003p worth of points. Its fucking pathetic and you look like a cunt.
Let's see a pic sama.
My year is Shetland destroyed my hair. It was never good before but it rapidly declined whilst I was away.
One of the many reasons of seethe I have towards that year in my
Life.
You need to start rocking a Jazzy Jeff or a Will Smith (both circa the Fresh Prince).
Uncle Phil might be easier.
How the BBC doesn't feel the need to differentiate women's sport from men's sport on their website.
Just saw a story of Dowie being loaned from Liverpool to Melbourne. Instead of giving me that half second of what the fuck is Iain Dowie doing just tag it with 'women's football' and I can continue to not give a shit.
You mean the accompanying pictures didn't give it away?
She does look like a manly rug muncher to be fair.
I realised so didn't click on the link.
My mother's done her back in (I don't know how, she doesn't do anything). She can hardly get out of bed at the minute and I basically feel like I need to stay at home and do shit around the house. This is like a glimpse into my worst nightmare which is if my dad kicks the bucket first out of the two of them and I have to stay here/move back to look after her because she's seemingly useless.
Being an only child is such a fucking burden. Why can't I have brothers or sisters to deal with this shit?
I bet she's a fat mess.
Not fat really, no.
At least my parents are still together.
On a disturbing side note, I just watched a bit of the Yusaf Mack vid that's been released (he claimed he wasn't gay and he was drugged on the set of this gay porn film
He's married and fathers TEN kids. LOL.
Anyway now I can't get that image out of my head.
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