The Betting Thread

[Baz]

Back on the three 3pm 40+ booking points accas today.

2 misses made up for by the hit:

[Lofty]

Which league was the hit?

[Baz]

Which league was the hit?

Championship and PL combined.

[Baz]

Gundogan first/last score, both 12/1

[Don]

PSG and Newcastle both -1 double for a punt.

[Manc]

Difficult to see past Olesen 18/1 for the Qatar Masters. Otaegui 25/1 & Armitage 70/1 to do bits.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Langasque for me. Allez les bleus.

[Don]

West Ham tasty price, Bowen and Paqueta on the bench so hopefully they get a good 30 mins if it's still tied.

[Baz]

West Ham tasty price, Bowen and Paqueta on the bench so hopefully they get a good 30 mins if it's still tied.

Hoping they breeze it without them to keep them fresh for the Everton game, and keep me afloat in Last Man Standing.

[Lofty]

William Hill giving all new and existing customers a £5 free bet this weekend.

[Offshore Toon]

Except me apparently.

[Ben]

Put mine on an acca:

Arsenal, Leicester, Stockport, Falkirk, St. Pauli, Auxerre

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I didn't get it but I only just got my account back after 9 years.

Edit: I've got it \0/.

[Lofty]

Except me apparently.

No 'Epic Weekend' promotion on the home page?

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, but it's telling me I'm not eligible. Suffering from success. 😒

[SvN]

I logged in - first time in about 10 years - and within 2 minutes my account was locked because my identity wasn't verified.

[Baz]

Send your bank statement, driving license, passport, birth certificate, social media profile and your dirty bedsheets to unlock.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Betfair have just locked me out recently. I tried to go back in, went through all the posing in ballet shoes in front of a roaring fire that they asked for, and then they said no, you're permanently excluded and won't be let back in for any reason. Not sure what's going on there but so be it.

[Lofty]

Probably reviewed your account if you were consistently up. My mate is a billy big bollocks gambler and has been banned from a few for the crime of winning too much, they start saying they need proof of means etc and they are worried about your gambling level yet only do this if you're winning.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Betfair have just locked me out recently. I tried to go back in, went through all the posing in ballet shoes in front of a roaring fire that they asked for, and then they said no, you're permanently excluded and won't be let back in for any reason. Not sure what's going on there but so be it.

They've finally had enough of The Computer.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The computer has been switched off for about six months, mainly because I just don't have time to plug everything in during the cricket season, so the timing is a bit puzzling.

Bit annoying though as other exchanges are all shite.

[Don]

Real Madrid might not be in the best form but against that XI, it's tastyyyy.

[John Arne]

Yup, I've put £50 on them at 8/5

[Baz]

Bookings this week:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Pissing hell.

[niko_cee]

When can we invest?

[Baz]

When can we invest?

Get yourself a sky bet account and away you go. Set an alarm for 16:20 for the cash out.

[niko_cee]

Yeah, but I don't want to collapse your system.

[Baz]

Yeah, but I don't want to collapse your system.

Good point. Lofty joined in for two weeks and it went wrong, so maybe just enjoy my profits from afar.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I don't even have a SkyBet account anymore

[Baz]

I don't even have a SkyBet account anymore

I use my Mums.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Well I could get mine back but I'd have to phone them which I can't be arsed with.

Why no live chat, dickheads?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ngannou to be knocked downed in round 1 or 2 @ 4
Fury to win & both fighters to be knocked down @ 7.5.

[Manc]

What time does it kick off?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've seen some places say 10:30, some 10:45 and others 11.

[Ben]

11:15 at the earliest then.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Alexis MacAllister to get booked @ 7.5 on Unibet is huge value.

[Don]

Us and Villa -1 double looks tasty.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Alexis MacAllister to get booked @ 7.5 on Unibet is huge value.

Had £12.75 on.

[Waffdon]

£5 on Silva, Lindelof, Rodri, McTominay and Eriksen to be booked returns £1300

£5 on Haaland hat trick, Alvarez assist, 7+ City corners, City -3 and 70 booking points returns £1300

£5 Haaland 2+ shots on target each half, 1+ corner each half for both teams and 5+ fouls each half for both teams returns £2500

[Ben]

Spurs are 2.20 to beat Chelsea next Monday. Surely that’ll get backed right in during the week so I’m all over it now.

[Offshore Toon]

Big shout. Asians doubled with Arsenal away to us for big wins.

[Don]

Literally the ideal side for Chelsea. If Enzo is back, it ain't the one.

[Offshore Toon]

Get the mortgages on it boys.

[Don]

Really hate to be driven to such rude statements but I made more than all of TTH's combined monthly salary today. Bow down to me.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I didn't make that much, but we can all agree that United were a bit short.

[Baz]

Gone big on FK Tuzla City in Bosnia.

[Don]

Get a load of that West Ham price. Everton and BTTS in our game also tasty.

[Ben]

West Ham @ 3.40 absolutely wild.

[Manc]

I'm deploying my very own bomb squad for the WWT.

Bhatia 33/1
Champ 40/1
Brandon Wu 70/1