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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    (as if I'm watching on a phone like a twelve year old)
    What an odd fucking comment

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    Sorry, that would be '7th Grader' for you.

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    Driving in London today (Southall) and some man who was walking collapsed in the middle of the road.

    Almost everyone seemed pissed off that he was holding them all up rather than thinking about the chap. He was proper disorientated and started crying just before the police and ambulance arrived. Was really weird seeing how little people cared.

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    Dwarves are well known for their empathetic nature, doesn't seem that weird to me

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    I'm 6'1/7'14 you prick.

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    the world is gross and i cannot wait to die

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    I'm 6'1/7'14 you prick.
    Not you

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Not you
    I only just got it, ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Driving in London today (Southall) and some man who was walking collapsed in the middle of the road.

    Almost everyone seemed pissed off that he was holding them all up rather than thinking about the chap. He was proper disorientated and started crying just before the police and ambulance arrived. Was really weird seeing how little people cared.
    London is pretty crap for empathy. Everyone has to be somewhere.

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    And, crucially, everyone has the genuine belief that the somewhere they are meant to be is desperately important.

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    I can't remember the word for it but there's an instinctual response where bad things happen in an area with a huge amount of witnesses and no-one reacts because they expect someone else to react and no-one steps up. We abdicate responsibility assuming that in such a large crowd, someone else is better suited to deal with it.

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    At best, we record it on our phones. I've helped out when people have fallen but that's usually because I'm the only sod around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    I can't remember the word for it but there's an instinctual response where bad things happen in an area with a huge amount of witnesses and no-one reacts because they expect someone else to react and no-one steps up. We abdicate responsibility assuming that in such a large crowd, someone else is better suited to deal with it.
    The bystander effect.

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    seeing Pokemon GO taking over people lives T_T you'll be able to play Pokemon GO in your sleep soon...

    Source: https://www.eneba.com/blog/new-pokem...ces-announced/

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    How is it doing this?

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    Skynet.

    Judgement Day is upon us.

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    Baz and I are almost best friends in PoGo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    Baz and I are almost best friends in PoGo.
    I'm a twit

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    PoGo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    PoGo?
    Pokemon Go.
    I'm a twit

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    I am gonna post a long fucking tirade about Vodafone, but my laptop is about to run out of battery and I spilled water on the charger earlier so I'm afraid you lot will have to wait a few days. Thought I'd just prepare you lot, so you can get some popcorn in or something. I will say that I physically felt myself becoming more brexit as the lady with no English skills attempted to resolve my complaint this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    I am gonna post a long fucking tirade about Vodafone, but my laptop is about to run out of battery and I spilled water on the charger earlier so I'm afraid you lot will have to wait a few days. Thought I'd just prepare you lot, so you can get some popcorn in or something. I will say that I physically felt myself becoming more brexit as the lady with no English skills attempted to resolve my complaint this morning.
    Wasn't it down in about 6 different countries? I doubt you were top of their agenda.

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    The lady who spoke no English wasn't speaking to you from Europe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    The lady who spoke no English wasn't speaking to you from Europe.
    I know, I'm being facetious. Terrifying and a bit funny when you hear actual humans justifying their Brexit vote by getting rid of Asian people (and this is something I've heard with my own ears).

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    Had a power cut last night for about an hour. Unfortunately, the clinic across the road has an alarm that, without power, goes apeshit with a regular siren. When power resumes, it goes a different kind of apeshit for 15 minutes.

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    Modern internet. I guess the kids call it 'Web 3.0'

    Everything is either a port of a mobile app with chasms of white space on either side:


    or you're being asked to fill out a google survey to close the auto-playing video in the background as it asks to send you notifications:


    It's awful. I think the world could sort itself out within a decade if we went back to 2005 internet.

    The only loss would be football streams, everything else is a net gain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post

    It's awful. I think the world could sort itself out within a decade if we went back to 2005 internet.
    Trigger finger would have locked and blocked your ass so this place would have definitely been better.

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    1) I posted in 2005
    2) This place literally wouldn't exist.

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    Oh my FUCK I hate the internet nowadays i was just thinking about that yesterday.

    I was trying to read a very simple article and 30 different things pop up and videos start playing automatically and OH WE WANNA SEND U NOTIFICATIONS and then you try to X one thing and it just goes somewhere else and keeps playing and ffsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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    What other way would you do the layout for twitter?

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    Cats in heat. It's been a bit of an experience since it's the first time I've had a cat but Jesus Christ they are needy fuckers. :'(

    I did Google. Cat in Heat Tips. Well.....let's just say I definitely clicked the wrong link because there is absolutely no chance I am sticking a cotton wool bud up my cats ass.

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    you don't need to

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    That goddamn thumbnail
    I'm a twit

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    Well, now I've seen that.

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    I hate people who take normal expletives like fuck and shit and replace them with G-rated terms in daily speech. Was playing pickup basketball with a dude who kept yelling “FUDGE” and “CRUD” and i really had to try hard to keep myself from taking the ball and going home.

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    Some people prefer not to swear.
    I'm a twit

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    Some people are Americans.

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    You can choose not to swear, it’s a cop out to use words a 5 year would use in their stead though

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    The less you use the swearing, the more impact your swearing gains.

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    I think Sky News and AM talk back radio has finally cooked my fathers brains. In the space of a minute we went from me praising the public health system in Queensland because of my partners treatment to him complaining that we are wasting resources on refugees conning the health care system because of the Medivac bill that was passed late last year.

    My poor mother.

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    I got in around 10pm last night and my housemate had fallen asleep with the oven on (from about half six, she said). Cool.

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    My flatmate at uni left a pan on the hob with a bit of gammon in it overnight.

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    Someone I went to uni with tried to boil potatoes in her kettle.

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    I was making a frozen pizza in the oven one time and I fell asleep and i woke up the next morning to the oven still on and the pizza (if you could still call it that) still in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Someone I went to uni with tried to boil potatoes in her kettle.
    This one wins though

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    Put them on that charcoal pizza with my mate's shrivelled, blackened medallion of gammon (once you prised it off the bottom of the pan) and you've got yourself a meal.

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    She was Irish as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Someone I went to uni with tried to boil potatoes in her kettle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Someone I went to uni with tried to boil potatoes in her kettle.
    She clearly did jail time.

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