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Thread: Open or Closed Underwear?

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    Open or Closed Underwear?

    So I bought some boxers online after I went in the town and purchased them directly at the counter. I didnt realise they sent me the wrong ones that did not have any type of opening at the front. I found out the hard way when I needed a piss and I couldnt find the opening. I thought I had them on the wrong way around. After I took them off when I got back home, they didnt have an opening in the front at all. They come like Mr Bean underpants. Im not used to pulling my boxers down at the front. I poke him through the whole at the front. I didnt even know boxers where made without an opening for your wood. There is always a debate between boxers and breifs but now, there is really a market for closed underwear.

    Am I alone on this?

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    I think you are, yeah (?1).

    I just pull them down myself. Though for whatever reason, I do prefer it if there is that hole at the front, but couldn't tell you why as I don't "use" it. Seems a tad more comfortable, somehow.

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    You pull your dick through the hole? Have you just grown out of pulling them down to your ankles?

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    I don't think I've ever used the hole at the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    You pull your dick through the hole? Have you just grown out of pulling them down to your ankles?
    Yeah I do. Ive never pulled them down to my ankle. What kind of weirdo are you? Is that a Swiss thing?

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    Don't need or want a hole in the front. Just pull the front of the waist under your flute and piss away.

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    I don't care if they have a hole or not, but I don't use the hole if it is there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I don't care if they have a hole or not, but I don't use the hole if it is there.
    Are you still talking about boxers?

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    I just pull them down.

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    I don't mind them having an opening, but I don't use it.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    I just pull them down.
    All the way or just enough?

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    Just enough. Unless Sincere needs an opening at the front to shit somehow.

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    Someone inform the girl with the bald tyres.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski View Post
    Are you still talking about boxers?
    Gymnasts.

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    I’ve never used the opening and don’t mind if it’s there or not. As long as they’re tight and not baggy boxers I’m good.

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    I use the hole at work when i have my shirt tucked in and all that jazz as I don't undo the top button and just roll the zipper down and poke through

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    Feels good, man.

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    The hole is for perverts.

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    Using the hole seems more time consuming?

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    I always assumed the hole was for ventilation rather than a soft brexit.

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    I just had a Soft Brexit. No idea what I've eaten but if I'd had my boxers on back to front I could have gone through the button hole.

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    Looks like im alone in this.

    So when you pull your boxers down, do you need to un-buckle your belt and your jeans button beforehand or just forcefully pull it all down?

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    No. Trousers have zips. Have you not noticed?

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    Oh yeah yeah. I see what you mean.

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    So you don't undo the button but still don't go through the boxer hole.... even though you go through the new pants hole you made by not undoing the button?

    Tf

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    U wot?

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    Just drop trousers, kacks, and all at the urinal.

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    Fully undress and piss naked, it's the only way.

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