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  • Tottenham vs. Arsenal (02/03)

    3 16.67%
  • El Clasico Mate (02/03)

    4 22.22%
  • Merseyside derby (03/03)

    1 5.56%
  • Milan derby (17/03)

    2 11.11%
  • Some random game John Arne will post about (??/??)

    4 22.22%
  • That Mitchell & Webb video must be over a decade old, Webly, you arse.

    1 5.56%
  • Some other derby nobody cares about

    3 16.67%
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Thread: March '19 football, featuring DERBIES

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    They have min/max dimensions, no?

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    It says here actually, from the first article you posted:

    That's because 105m x 68m is the stipulated pitch size by the Premier League. In other words, all Premier League clubs must have a pitch the same size as Wembley - unless their stadium doesn't allow for it.

    Tottenham's White Hart Lane was an exception, with the stands at the 118-year-old ground restricting the pitch size.

    Five other clubs are in the same position this season: Everton (100.48m x 68m), Chelsea (103m x 67.5m), Huddersfield (106m x 66.9m), Crystal Palace and Liverpool (both 101m x 68m) have been allowed to have smaller pitches, due to stadium restrictions.
    So maybe they've thought "let's purposely build the pitch area smaller so we can have a smaller ground like at WHL" and the FA were all "Nah mate you fucked up"

    Now THAT would be hilarious.

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    Maybe I should have read the article rather than just looking at the graph.

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    I remember Highbury being a narrow pitch. It's an odd rule but I guess it level ... fuck, I'm not even finishing that sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Meanwhile, the race for the bottom:

    Newcastle: Bournemouth (a), Arsenal (a), Crystal Palace (h), Leicester (a), Southampton (h), Brighton (a), Liverpool (h), Fulham (a)
    Southampton: Watford (a) Brighton (a), Liverpool (h), Wolves (h), Newcastle (a), Bournemouth (h), West Ham (a), Huddersfield (h)
    Burnley: Leicester (h), Wolves (h), Bournemouth (a), Cardiff (h), Chelsea (a), Man City (h), Everton (a), Arsenal (h)
    Cardiff: Brighton (a), Chelsea (h), Man City (a), Burnley (a), Liverpool (h), Fulham (a), Crystal Palace (h), Man Utd (a)

    I'll not add Brighton the mix because I think Cardiff's run-in is glorious.
    Newcastle, Southampton and especially Cardiff can get the fuck out of here .

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    Mahow so desperate to shoot his shot that he ends with Bruh pointing out he's a tit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Newcastle, Southampton and especially Cardiff can get the fuck out of here .
    Huddersfield are already 1 spot, only 2 more can go. They've got 14 points in 30 games and need 16 points just to get out the relegation zone now. With 8 games left they're gone.
    Fulham are only 3 points better off than them as well.

    Looking at those fixtures, unless Burnley win well in their next 4 games, they're fucked. Cardiff has a solid run in there too. Newcastle and Southampton will be fine.

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    Outswingers all the way at Spurs then.

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    Good luck if you're a team with no lefties and you get a left-sided corner

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Mahow so desperate to shoot his shot that he ends with Bruh pointing out he's a tit.
    I'll take a shot at any time from anywhere.

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    Spurs have been practising no-backlift chip corners for the last five years and are about to dominate world football using them. That's also the reason for no transfers and the stadium delay, they're just waiting for Eriksen's foot bones to be sanded off just so.

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    4D Chess wow

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    I'm watching Johor Darul Ta'zim play Gyeongnam in the AFC Champions League.... And Jordan Mutch appears to be plodding through midfield. Twice the size of the Malaysian opposition.

    Edit: only 27, and playing in the Premier season before last.

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    I hope this is true.


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    Spurs probably want their fans as close to the pitch as possible. Then there's always the idea that they know its awkward, but they'll be the only team training for corner taking in such a tight space so they'll have an advantage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I hope this is true.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    It is too. They felt the need to also announce that "he wouldn't be attending to accept the award"

    The FAI are some shambles but anything that cements this fact is a good thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    It is too. They felt the need to also announce that "he wouldn't be attending to accept the award"

    The FAI are some shambles but anything that cements this fact is a good thing.
    That is unfathomable. I don't care if he played like Messi, you chuck the thing at the soon deceased Robbie Keane over him, surely?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    That is unfathomable. I don't care if he played like Messi, you chuck the thing at the soon deceased Robbie Keane over him, surely?
    They haven't announced the senior award yet. My money is going on Grealish. Or Eden Hazard.

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    That rice kid does not even make 10 caps for england over the next 5 years. Guranteed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    That rice kid does not even make 10 caps for england over the next 5 years. Guranteed.
    Barring injury he'll have at least 25 in that time. There's no competition for his position (unless Southgate wants to use him as a central defender).

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    That was nice by Sterling.

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    How exactly did Schalke get out of their group? Or even finish in the places to qualify in the first place for that matter?

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    I never knew Morata had left Chelsea.

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    A.S. Ronaldo.

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    Juventus going hell for leather. Extra time all over this

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    Cronaldo

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    Ronaldo seems like such a complete nutcase. Just obsessed.

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    Thought that was saved in real time.

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    Juventus on par with Manchester United and Real as the worst club in football. Atletico have done absolutely nothing today though, so there's only so much you can say

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    That didn’t even look in when in real time. Some player. Who the fuck is Messi.

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    Schalke getting fisted.

    Ronaldo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Juventus going hell for leather. Extra time all over this
    They could probably take every match left at a million miles an hour. It's not like they have any domestic strains left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    That didn’t even look in when in real time. Some player. Who the fuck is Messi.
    It makes me want to see Messi in a different competitive league just to see how he adapts.

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    can someone explain back passes to me cause he's kicked it back to the keeper there hasn't he?

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    It needs to be deliberately played back.

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    i've never heard of this lad Juventus just brought on damn i'm out of touch or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    It needs to be deliberately played back.
    I mean ok sure but idk seemed somewhat deliberate in a sense but I get why it wasn't called then

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    i've never heard of this lad Juventus just brought on damn i'm out of touch or something
    My days of knowing who footballers are ended at about 27/28. 20 year old me would be genuinely disgusted.

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    Not a penalty at all

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    Never rated Bernadeschi much but some of the runs he's had today have been quality.

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    Ronaldo

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    JUVE, STORIA DI UN GRAND AMORE.

    I do love these nights when Ronaldo just dons everybody silly.

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    The 'keeper went far too early.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    i've never heard of this lad Juventus just brought on damn i'm out of touch or something
    He scored two on the weekend.

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    I think Juve played Friday if I recall so I deffo missed it my fault

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    https://youtu.be/U9yPVNfSZ3E


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    This music is why Europe is crap.

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    Cristiano is amazing man

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