Congrats Andy!
Enjoy valentines day.
Congrats Andy!
Enjoy valentines day.
I’m all for the zero.
Seems like such a hassle.
The only advantage was always the idea you’d have someone to look after you when you’re old, but these days most young people turn out to be cunts anyway so it’s probably not worth gambling 18 years of your life for. Or you end up like magic where they will end up looking after new daddy kickboxer instead
Lol at the childless simps and the subsequent justification for not being suitable mates.
Spot on.Originally Posted by Baz
Lego and Playdoh > *
But
* > 3am feeds and screaming.
Logo is good and all but the AFOLs have fucked it for everyone now that every set seems to come at some sort of 'collectors' price point.
I graduated to Meccano at one point. I built nothing with it.
Lol at knocking up someone you hate so you have to speak to them for the rest of your life.Lol at the childless simps and the subsequent justification for not being suitable mates.
Atleast he gets to dress up like a Superhero with his mates every weekend though.
No hate, just total indifference.
From you end.
My mistake I thought you were creaming your pants sending your covid positive sprog back to her and fucking up her plans a few months back.
She wanted to take her.
And also 100% previously hate.
Can't blame her really.
In fairness you couldn’t (and I’m only going on his impression here as anyone can) see magic as anything other than human faeces. You get a kid away from evil as soon as you can.
There was no accident. It was all calculated. Times have changed now though and I should go down the marriage route first. Do it all properly.
Bit of a different one for here, but my mother. I only see her on Tuesday when I pick my daughter up from hers (as she gets her from school that day). She's been completely ignoring me for the past few months, and I don't know why. Usually it's because I've done something but she never tells me for ages, maybe some sort of control thing?
Anyway at the weekend there it was my daughter's dance show, and we got seats inadvertently right behind her and my step-dad (allocated seating tickets, what are the chances...!). She said hi then didn't say two words to us for the whole 2 hours. Even during the 15 minute interval.
I've been struggling a bit recently so felt really insecure in myself. I got out my notepad and started to write a letter to her and just burst in to tears. Grown man (physically). I messaged her that night and asked why she isn't talking to me because it hurts and she ignored it for a couple of days then said she'll talk about it but not on Tuesday. I asked for a call then because it was causing me ill health. She said no, to come over Thursday (today). I think I realise now she absolutely hates me or just isn't capable of showing love at all. When I moved in with my dad when I was 14 she didn't talk to me for 4 years, didn't even get me anything for my 18th.
So, I will listen to what she has to say, but I want to set a boundary for myself and not continue to expose myself to this gaping wound I clearly have from having not one but two completely emotionally absent parents. Dad fine, but mum? Fucking hell.
The problem is my daughter. How can she exhibit such love for her but such contempt for me? How do I completely sever ties and protect myself from her poison without compromising that relationship? Any advice?
Do you remind her of your dad who she happens to hate or something? Very odd.
She can't even say his name, and that's my suspicion. I get the impression she wishes neither myself nor my sister were born.
Because you're a horrible bloke.
It doesn't matter.
If it was a one-off with her then I’d advise talking it out but if she’s had a pattern of cuntish behaviour dating back to your childhood then she sounds like someone you should be cutting ties with. You don’t need that kind shit in your life.
It feels like she's never loved me from day 1.
I intend to, after listening to what she has to say, leave the ball in her court in terms of creating a relationship with me. If she decides not to, then I will start the grieving process. Yet to decide whether I put a time limit on that, maybe a week.
If you haven't got a relationship with your mum after 30 odd years, I think it's time to throw in the towel and pretend she's dead.
This explains a lot.
Sez you Oedipus step-complex.
Yep.
That's the least of my problems.
Met a girl off hinge in London a couple of weekends ago. She told me she'd gone to this guys house and left her wallet there, and the dickhead wasn't answering her calls or replying to her messages. He's finally sent her the wallet, and he paid for the fucking postage using her card. I'm not sure if that's the act of a total lunatic or a total legend but i'm not gonna tell her that I pissed myself laughing when i read it.
Depends I suppose. If she had to make a swift exit and he felt aggrieved (I'm thinking like explosive diarrhea and escape out the window to avoid the shame) then I'd maybe support that. But if she just didn't want to see him again, don't be a knobhead and pay a couple of quid for postage.
Wallet? Is she a transformer?
If the evil trans rights lobby find out about the wallet, they'll lock her up and pump her full of testosterone and stick a willy on her. That's what you believe, that is.
Who cares about her fucking wallet, have you rimmed her yet?
No but he's sucked her off.
haha, okay yeah i'll give you that one
My friend has just called me to report in on a date he had last night. She turned up and she only had one nostril.
Apparently on her dating profile pictures, she is either wearing a mask or the picture is taken from above / the side. I'd love to know how she thought that was going to work.
Was it one big nostril, or had the other one been filled in?
The latter. Birth defect by the look of it. He obviously left the elephant in the room undisturbed and she didn't mention it.
That's the sort of thing you just have to own up front though, isn't it?
Last edited by Spikey M; 28-07-2022 at 08:56 AM.
The poor bastard.
Reminds me of that Balls Of Steel skit where the woman pretends to walk to the toilet like she has a disability, to see if the man sticks around or scarpers.
I'm a twit
I've had a very annoying and long lasting will-they-won't-they thing with a girl, and finally I've done the sensible thing of sending a long rambling message essentially going "lol what is the deal with us then??"
I SWEAR I did not go to Glasgow just cus she was there, though admittedly when my pal suggested Glasgow as a location for a city break it did somewhat contribute to agreeing and not suggesting something else.
Friday night was just about the perfect encapsulation of our...thing, whatever it is. She suggested meeting up, then radio silence until literally the night before I was going back down south. Went round at 10pm like an absolute mug, ended up playing fucking rummy with her and her mother who was also visiting. Her mother left us to it, and we spent the next six hours getting wasted, getting all snuggly on the sofa n shit, until 6am when she said "well you can stay in my bed with me, but nothing is going to happen". When I was like WOAH i'm offended you even thought that's what I had in mind, she was like "nah it's for my own benefit as technically I'm in a relationship and wouldn't wanna do anything I regret....", then said something along the lines of hehe guess you keep missing the moments when I'm single right?
We've like drunkenly snogged about 5 times over the last 10 years, and the relationship generally involves us not talking for ages, meeting up, getting quite close and intimate, snogging may or may not happen, and when it does she usually finds some reason to stop it going further (like, maybe she has been "seeing this person" or "on her period" or whatever the fuck every time it's looked close to happening, but it feels like she kinda doesn't really know what she wants).
If she was just a mate who I thought was quite fit I'd be less arsed, but this Friday just gone made me realise, like a fucking idiot, I actually have proper wussy romantic lets actually give it a go feelings. So i've basically told her as much. I think there's about a 10% chance she replies saying yes Igor I feel the same way lets get married or some shit, and 90% chance she fucks me off one way or the other. Genuinely okay with either outcome, I just can't be arsed with the fannying around and second guessing and all that shit. LYK how it goes lol!!
Why would you want to be in a relationship with a woman that is so obviously going to cheat on you?
Last edited by Spikey M; 03-10-2022 at 03:58 PM.
She sounds like a fucking melt. Steer clear.
Can't believe you missed out on a threesome with her and her mum
One thousand times yes. This will lead nowhere except unnecessary heartbreak. Avoid.
Quite impressive that whatever you would call that has seemingly lasted longer than most marriages.
Pump and dump. Beat her to the punch.
How fit was her mum?
Alright about 30 years ago probably
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