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  • 24/7 on a loop. They won't let me sleep or see my family.

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  • I've watched most of it.

    0 0%
  • I've watched some of it.

    3 23.08%
  • I watch if I happen to notice it's on.

    4 30.77%
  • None. Turns out it IS optional.

    5 38.46%
  • Turtle. But like, a Turtle that you're being MADE to read about.

    1 7.69%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    Charges were dropped because he broke his bail conditions to woo her back and knock her up, leaving the CPS without a willing victim or witness.

    I hope after all this he turns out to be the next Jozy Altidore.
    The CPS actually said the same as United's statement, new evidence was brought to light.

    End of the day it's why the court of public opinion is and always will be bollocks. Its either guilty or not, no middle ground, no other side.

    I'm.99% sure he's done it, but at the end of the day, it's a bit of audio which could be roleplay. You get caught doing that on audio every man/woman would be fucked if released out of context.

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    United have made the right decision in the worst way possible. Anyway, cheerio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    If that were the case, it would explain why charges were dropped and would also explain why he feels he's done nothing wrong, and it would also explain why they can't explain things in public because who the fuck would admit to that, let alone having their employers defend them for it.
    I'd admit to it if it stopped people calling me a rapist.

    I mean, role play isn't that bizarre, and I've been with a few lasses who have been into it (into rape roleplay) - it's not really my bag, mind). I don't think it's extreme/fringe as people may think.

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    I now imagine you as Bill Murray in lost in translation.

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    Remember when the nonce hunters thought they had caught some middle class bloke through a fetish forum, and he had to explain to them that it was roleplay, and he had been working on the assumption that there was an adult on the other end? They couldn't understand it and kept getting more annoyed.

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    If it's "rape fantasy" and she's put all that stuff on Instagram then it's somehow harder to believe that he's back with her than if it was actual rape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Remember when the nonce hunters thought they had caught some middle class bloke through a fetish forum, and he had to explain to them that it was roleplay, and he had been working on the assumption that there was an adult on the other end? They couldn't understand it and kept getting more annoyed.
    I'm not sure anyone that isn't a nonce could understand that, tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    If it's "rape fantasy" and she's put all that stuff on Instagram then it's somehow harder to believe that he's back with her than if it was actual rape.
    Rape fantasy theme night happens, later he cheats on her, she puts the stuff online as revenge, then realises which side her bread is buttered and wants to take it all back.

    I think in that scenario, pretty much the only course of events that prevents one of them going to jail is the one that's played out.

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    I took the weird statement as something legal agreed with Greenwood in order to go separate ways, not the club saying that "no actually the recording was just them having a bit of fun in their own way".

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    The ‘rape fantasy’ doesn’t explain the photos of her being black and blue and covered in blood. Unless there’s no boundaries to the apparent fantasy, mind

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    Didn't have JA down as a rapist. Fair play.

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    We all have our kinks.

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    There are people out there who strap their cock in between two bits of plastic and squeeze it down til it's paper thin. Similar with their tits.

    Proper closeted on here lads.

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    They did that in Jackass 4 and played ping pong with them. It’s insane how flat it goes.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    If it's "rape fantasy" and she's put all that stuff on Instagram then it's somehow harder to believe that he's back with her than if it was actual rape.
    Didn't someone else release it? I might be misremembering.

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    She released it but her Dad said she was hacked and never wanted it public.

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    If was rape fantasy, you probably wouldn't wait weeks to inform someone of it.

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    Lot of vibes and not much else to that Arsenal lineup.

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    Pencil in the 4-0 Arsenal win.

    I've also seen Saka has equalled a club record of consecutive games started at 82. Is there not a risk he burns out like Fabregas and Rooney before him?

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    Think Tomiyasu could get roasted tonight.

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    Arsenal kit is an abomination.

    Palace have had the same attack for years. At least try and replace Zaha, lads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Pencil in the 4-0 Arsenal win.

    I've also seen Saka has equalled a club record of consecutive games started at 82. Is there not a risk he burns out like Fabregas and Rooney before him?
    I dont think either of them, will change the career they had to avoid burnout

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    If there's one thing Taz has taught me its that ebony prince's don't suffer burnout like the gammons because they have slum/favela/dysentery heritage and huge big juicy black dicks I think.

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    Nketiah is wank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soldier View Post
    If there's one thing Taz has taught me its that ebony prince's don't suffer burnout like the gammons because they have slum/favela/dysentery heritage and huge big juicy black dicks I think.
    That's quite a big if there.

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    Surely having a monster schlong running half way to your knee would be distracting during sport.

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    Also carrying that thing around puts more pressure on your joints surely.

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    Poor from Johnstone.

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    I will never understand why keepers dive out like that when the players are going away from the goal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    Surely having a monster schlong running half way to your knee would be distracting during sport.
    Acts as additional support like a tripod

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    Think Tomiyasu could get roasted tonight.
    Ding.

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    Poor Tomiasyu. Got booked for time wasting when it wasn’t his fault and then a 2nd yellow for nothing

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    That’s an absolute joke of a booking. Ref absolutely desperate to send him off to get Howard Webb to suck him off.

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    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...-revealed.html

    I'm not a match-going fan (I'm Yevrah), but surely nobody has ever actually sung ninety per cent of those. Imagine being in that meeting. Who was it who released the big list of gay slurs years ago and had the TTH lolling at 'chutney ferret'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    Pencil in the 4-0 Arsenal win
    Gahahahahahah

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    So what happens next week when they clearly don't bother applying this whole time wasting law?

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    You're not getting consistency with this shite, you autistic cunt, it's about sending a message and shifting behaviours which it will do as long as you limp-wristed fucks don't get in the way.

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    They sacked off carding people asking for cards after the opening weekend.

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    They're just legit making up the rules as they go along as they have done for years.

    My personal favourite was the last man Xhaka red card that came 15 yards inside the oppositions half with 3 players behind the ball.

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    The rules don't specify he has to be the last man though just that he has to be denying a clear goalscoring opportunity. But yes, poor Xhaka, poor Arsenal.

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    Good take.

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    If they can take Jamie Redknapp seriously, they can take her seriously.

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    Sky Sports has apologised for "insensitive" comments made about Everton manager Sean Dyche during the 4-0 defeat by Aston Villa on Sunday.

    Commentators Bill Leslie and Andy Hinchcliffe said his clothing made him look like a "croupier" - someone who oversees gaming tables at casinos.
    Heads have gone.

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    I assumed they must have said something along the lines of he was dressed for a funeral, prophetically anticipating Everton's performance.

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    Everton needs to be put out of its misery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Good take.


    Listen love...

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    50/50 mate, seems completely sensible.

    In other news I see Ali Mac has had his red card overturned. Fell short of a full Howard Webb apology though. Sad times.

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    AC Milan started 4 former Chelsea players in their victory over Bologna last night. Tomori, Loftus-Cheek, Pulisic and Giroud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post


    Listen love...
    This is Barney in the staffroom before he handed his notice in.

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    Ronaldo's mob Al-Nassr were 1-2 down heading into the 88th minute of their AFC champions league play off match. They then scored in the 88th, 95th and 97th minute to qualify. Lucky lucky, and they continue to dream of that quarter-final tie away to Hanoi.

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