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    Hmm.

    Is it today you've to go up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Hmm.

    Is it today you've to go up?
    No tomorrow for 11AM.

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    Oh, so 24 hours of stewing on it into the bargain as well.

    Arseholes.

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    What was the post and what was your actual comment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Oh, so 24 hours of stewing on it into the bargain as well.

    Arseholes.
    48, as it was sent to me yesterday, when I was on annual leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    What was the post and what was your actual comment?
    I got fed up of suggesting things and being told 'it's on the roadmap' so I asked them to share this mystical roadmap, and queried if they were just adding things to it every time someone suggested something.

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    You can't get the kick for that, surely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    You can't get the kick for that, surely.
    It wasn't in response to the Chairman either, just a close friend/colleague who posted the roadmap reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    It wasn't in response to the Chairman either, just a close friend/colleague who posted the roadmap reply.
    I don't think it matters who it was to really. People should be allowed to ask questions, even if they are word in a passive aggressive way. All you've actually asked for is an update on the direction the company is taking. Unless you're working for Kim Jong-Un any kind of disciplinary would be a joke.

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    Looking forward to the 'lol was just PAT testing' response from Magic, while he secretly cries and has a conference call with his new missus to discuss the pros and cons of topping himself.
    I'm a twit

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    Morning AJ

    Its time that we had a face to face meeting.

    I want you in Inverness on Wednesday 11th December at 11am. I have checked your diary and its clear .Bring your equipment with you.

    Dave

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    It isn't PAT testing.

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    You're building a roadmap.

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    Where does your missus live, @Magic? I was amused by the coincidence ("coincidence"?) of the girl sat opposite me on the train talking to somebody saying they were "taking it too personally" and about "getting banned from Yammer."

    I never fucking hear anything about Yammer and now twice in one day.

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    I never heard of Yammer before Magic said it today.

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    Is this like WebEx or Skype or some shit

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    No. It's basically Facebook but for businesses.

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    It’s a crock of shit that I avoid entirely.

    No good can come of it.

    If you’re going to get sacked, get sacked for smashing the receptionist over her desk or smacking the dirty bitch who stole your desk rather than a condescending comment on a shitty forum.

    Tempted to apply for a new job at work. It’s also shit and similar to what I do currently, but it’s a promotion so more money. Unlikely to get it but id be stupid not to apply right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    smacking the dirty bitch who stole your desk
    Stop giving Baz advice, Foe.

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    Yer Maw more like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Where does your missus live, @Magic? I was amused by the coincidence ("coincidence"?) of the girl sat opposite me on the train talking to somebody saying they were "taking it too personally" and about "getting banned from Yammer."

    I never fucking hear anything about Yammer and now twice in one day.
    Dundee. She has no idea this is going on.

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    Well now me slipping that laminated TTH card into her handbag when she wasn't looking just feels kinda weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Well now me slipping that laminated TTH card into her handbag when she wasn't looking just feels kinda weird.
    That was me.

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    I'd email him and ask what he wants to chat about. Probably a bit late now if it's tomorrow morning though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    No. It's basically Facebook but for businesses.
    Isn't that LinkedIn?

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    LinkedIn is basically just generic Facebook now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamski View Post
    Isn't that LinkedIn?
    LinkedIn is more external facing as I understand it. People use it to find jobs, no? Yammer is literally Facebook, but limited to you and the people you work with. It's Internal only and used by organisations (or mine at least) as an opportunity to shove the company line down everyone's throat a few times a day.

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    I've never had a LinkedIn account.

    I'm due for a trial on Friday at a local brasserie but I'm so tempted to fuck it off and take the whole month to myself. The part that puts me off is I think January would be a shitty month to try and find a new job. I'm thinking I'll stay put in NW for a while now as although I like the live in positions, I do sort of miss the home comforts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Morning AJ

    Its time that we had a face to face meeting.

    I want you in Inverness on Wednesday 11th December at 11am. I have checked your diary and its clear .Bring your equipment with you.

    Dave

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    It isn't PAT testing.
    Well?
    I'm a twit

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    Also intrigued.

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    Isn't it like 3pm over there ffs

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    Yeah but it was 4 hours ago he had his meeting. And we're sitting at our own jobs bored and impatient.

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    Well he's either still working or lying in a ditch somewhere.

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    Trying to find out which bus goes home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Yeah but it was 4 hours ago he had his meeting. And we're sitting at our own jobs bored and impatient.
    Dude I'm right with you that's what I'm saying !

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    Oh I see.

    I thought you were telling us to back up and give him some time.

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    Power of Positivity tells me MJ will come back with good news.

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    'Good news, lads. I can sleep in tomorrow.'

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    @Ian man fuck no I want answers now now now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead Please don't be dead
    Should have slipped a phonics is a cunt into the middle of that.

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    I'm sure he read that from beyond the grave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Should have slipped a phonics is a cunt into the middle of that.
    it came to mind tbf. Still sorry to @phonics for being the cunt in that situation tho.

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    One of our students died last night, so today has had an odd, subdued atmosphere. He was a sixth former so most of them have been a wreck all day and eventually went home early. Students in lower years reportedly in floods of tears but unable to articulate why. Think I've mostly been in shock all day - he was in Y7 when I started at the school and although I didn't know him that well it still hits home. I don't really think of the children I teach as mortal; they're children, with long lives ahead of them.

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    What happened?

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    No idea. If anyone in school knows they're keeping it tightly under wraps. I wouldn't like to speculate.

    Means that this year, all three secondaries in the town have lost students. One in a road accident on his bike, another murdered (you might have read about Ellie Gould) and now this lad. A rotten year for the young people and families affected.

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    Mo works in a school?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bam View Post
    Mo works in a school?
    He’s a head of something (I don’t know how your secondary schools work).

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    I really hope Magic is okay. Anyone got him on facebook or whatever to check in on him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    I really hope Magic is okay. Anyone got him on facebook or whatever to check in on him?
    I’d suspect he still has a job (because a company can’t be that stupid) and he knows everyone is dying to know what happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I’d suspect he still has a job (because a company can’t be that stupid) and he knows everyone is dying to know what happened.
    Hopefully.

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