The PM did tell them he wanted it to be green though...
The PM did tell them he wanted it to be green though...
I'd forgotten this. Googled it. 12 years ago. For fuck's sake.Originally Posted by Browning
4am start again, with one of the clocks in view on the journey in stating 11.40 am and the next stating 13:50. So just the near 8 hours at least to get dressed and make it to Battersea from a presumably central London location.
Simba: "I'm not happy."
Yeah I'd got that from your absolute lack of poker face, mate.
They're just taking the piss with that. I've run the itinerary and I reckon I could get to Moscow by 11am if I left my bed at 4. Not that I'd want to.
Would probably be a cracking thread though.
Do it, Yev.
If that silly looking bint Mahow fancies doesn't get fired here then Sugar has definitely lost his fucking mind. She's a fucking nightmare.
Yeah she deserves to go.
You FUCKING WHAT?
She doesn't even have an amazing business.
It's just hair extensions...
I am absolutely seething.
Insert all my previous rants about the format here.
I don't know how anyone who can't produce and brand a new dog food after 13:50 before the day is out deserves a spot in a dynamic organisation like Sugar's.
These business proposals might put Claude back in the hospital.
Linda just crushed her
Three parking spaces.
I love Mike.
This is proper mean spirited shit. Putting five people this out of their depth up against those interviewers is just nasty.
If you’re going on national tv, and submitting your business proposals to a bunch of mean bastards, why aren’t they watertight? How many mistakes have they found here? It’s madness.
Because they're not remotely experienced enough to put a business plan together, they're borderline kids, one of which who can barely write.
Yeah, that was worse than usual. Did they show any footage of them receiving compliments or constructive criticism? If they’re as bad as they’ve made out then just sack them all. It’s crazy how negatively they spin this show now.
I don't think the interviews have ever not been mostly the negative stuff before they save any compliments for speaking to Sugar.
In addition to spending an hour pointing out how shit they all are with absolutely no redemption at all, they follow it by then lumbering the finalists with people fired earlier for being even more feckless than they are.
Of the final five Rochelle lost the most during the previous weeks (lost 6/10 tasks) and didn't get a PM win where the others all did.
Marnie, .meanwhile, was brought back to the boardroom more than anybody else.*
Format definitely hasn't rendered the whole thing a sham though....
*Some of this is just because she rubs people up the wrong way which I suppose is less of an issue now that Sugar's not going to be employing them.
Just caught up. Replacing the best interviewer with Karen is not acceptable.
Cannons not invited back
Started late but turned on just in time for "Simba I've written you a rap" and his look of absolute disgust.
My beautiful boy.
Them telling him how they want it to be performed was also great.
Fucking gammons.
"Remember her tagline.... What was it?"
Get in the fucking bin, Avi.
Marnie surely wins at a canter.
Simba getting sued then!
Bradley getting buried here.
He remembers taglines like he remembers the human senses.
Just seen a headline that Megan's business is on the verge of going under now.
Lottie Lion is getting her tits out on Onlyfans @Mahow
I appreciate the heads up.
Just done a quick Google but it seems they're covered.
Edit: Reddit has delivered the goods.
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Dani, with the comedy lips, has had a daughter and called the poor little sod "Binky Bloom."
Don't you worry I am about to do the thread.
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