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    Well she hasn't left me yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    With the correct ..... attachment I'm sure it could be done.

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    USexB port indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    That requires extra controls though, doesn't it? At which point you can just carry a button with you (or do it from your phone) instead of shouting at a plastic box like a pleb.
    If you had to shout at it that is.

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    Sorry, talk to it gently. We don't want to reinforce negative stereotypes.

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    I only really use mine for setting timers, turning on the TV and asking for definitions when cheating on the crossword.

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    Timers are the best thing on them. And adding to/viewing the shopping list.

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    Imagine paying more than a quid for a virtual egg timer that you have to talk to. The things people convince themselves are good will never not boggle the mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Imagine paying more than a quid for a virtual egg timer that you have to talk to. The things people convince themselves are good will never not boggle the mind.
    All told I'd rather get 200 fidget spinners than an Alexa

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Imagine paying more than a quid for a virtual egg timer that you have to talk to. The things people convince themselves are good will never not boggle the mind.
    Says the mong who'd spend hundreds on moon boots.

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    Phones are like the swiss army knife of this generation.

    At least when I was a kid I feel like every now and then someone would show off theirs and all the fancy little things it had on it that, for the most part, were entirely useless.

    But, their main function (communication / cutting) remained entirely viable.

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    https://www.theguardian.com/music/20...-dating-memoir

    Good choice of picture, Mobes. That'll convince 'em.

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    I remember reading that original piece and being surprised that Natalie Portman would ever go out with him. The dude is absolutely insane.

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    I actually bought the Echo maybe two weeks ago. I thought it was a wireless speaker I was buying. I had a play and it's now stashed away forever more. £90 worth of bollocks. Perhaps some find enjoyment in it but for me it's just not worked.

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    Portman finished the tirade against the former Techno musician with “36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me. You don't know me, you're too old, let go it's over.”
    I'm a twit

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    Mine turns the kettle on when I ask it. Did it via my phone on my way home yesterday. Utterly pointless really

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    Not an ounce of shame. If she gets a penny out of this riots are needed.

    https://m.herald.ie/news/courts/td-h...-38131916.html

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    "In circuit court proceedings, she accused the hotel of negligence, saying the swing was "unsupervised" and there were no signs to instruct patrons how to safely use it."

    It's a fucking swing, mate.

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    Supposed to be running a country as part of a government - can't operate a swing unsupervised.

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    Ms Bailey claimed she can no longer sit or stand for long periods without experiencing pain or discomfort. She also said she used to run 70km a week before the fall, but has had to reduce this to less than 20km.
    That's almost nothing.
    Last edited by Shindig; 24-05-2019 at 06:32 PM.

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    70km a week? That's not far off two marathons.

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    Fair going for someone who can't manage sitting on a swing without assistance.

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    With her hands full.

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    Thick as mince and about to be €60,000 better off. Sometimes I think I was clueless when I wouldn't claim when my van was rear ended last year. I'd have pulled 20k minimum.

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    The papers had the story this morning that she ran a 10k race 3 weeks after the fall but the court papers say she couldn't run at all for 3 months. Needless to say she's now dropped the claim.


    https://www.independent.ie/irish-new...-38146778.html

    https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/...-38147952.html

    She'd really want to be resigning at this stage.

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    She's just went on the radio to "give her side" and went down in flames, this is glorious








    Last edited by Giggles; 27-05-2019 at 10:10 AM.

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    They let him get away with cheating on his doctorate, and then look what happened.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-48443134

    As if that story couldn't get any better, it turns out the town already has a statue of Ho Chi Minh because he once worked on a ferry that docked there. What the fuck is their local government up to?

    The plaque reads: "Rest in peace Eric 'Eazy-E' Wright 1964-1995"

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    US energy department rebrands gas exports 'molecules of freedom'

    US energy officials appeared to rebrand natural gas produced in the country as "freedom gas", in a statement announcing an increase in exports.

    The US Department of Energy said the expansion of a Texas facility meant more "molecules of US freedom" could be produced and exported worldwide.
    Incredible.

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    Australia will follow.

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    I’m definitely going to Newhaven.
    I'm a twit

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    I'm about 10 minutes drive from Newhaven at the moment and am quite tempted to go and sit on Eazy-E's bench.

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    Do it and post a picture in the Mugshot thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    I'm about 10 minutes drive from Newhaven at the moment and am quite tempted to go and sit on Eazy-E's bench.
    You must.
    I'm a twit

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    I've sown the seeds to go and do it tomorrow, I just need to find out where it actually is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    I've sown the seeds to go and do it tomorrow, I just need to find out where it actually is.
    Denton Island, apparently.

    https://www.newhaventowncouncil.gov....lled-newhaven/
    I'm a twit

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    He'll get there and there'll be an old couple on it already. Or a queue.

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    Fuck it. Guys, forget what you've got planned for today. Let's have a meet. Grab your 40's - I reckon a bottle of White Lightning is our equivalent - and head on down. All day ting. Let's do it.

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    I mean I'm fucking miles away. Can I Skype in?

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    So was Sincere and no-one turned up to it. Get some dedication ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    So was Sincere and no-one turned up to it. Get some dedication ffs.
    Still hurts. I had my ticket and everything.

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    I'm going for it.

    If I don't return erect a memorial bench in my honour.

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    I'll pour my bottle of Drench on the curb in your honour.

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    Not one of the sharper knives in the drawer.

    https://www.independent.ie/irish-new...-38173180.html

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    Everyone knows that you go to the vendor/manufacturer first. Amateur move.

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    It's a civil matter. You take it to CannaCon.

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    Apple have announced their new line of products which includes a 32" monitor that costs 6 grand and the stand is so sophisticated it'll set you back 1/6th of the monitor that goes on it.

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