September football: It never ends, does it?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Kane has been horseshit again tonight.

[Mellberg]

Grealish winner please lord.

[Yevrah]

How this shitfest of a thing survived COVID I'll never know.

[Lewis]

We would have been shown right up in Euro 2020 had it happened as scheduled.

[Manc]

Southgate out.

[Mellberg]

Proper yawnfest. Should be sacked if he tries 3 at the back again.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Setting up a team to not lose against Iceland and Denmark is proper small-time.

[Waffdon]

Both Ronaldo’s goals tonight were beauties

[Don]

The filthy fuck is 8 off Ali Daei's record. Mon an ACL.

[Ian]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ed_by_Ali_Daei

Them opponents.

[Don]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List...stiano_Ronaldo

Listen mate, just cause they're whiter doesn't make them more respectable, this is 2020.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Sir Henry Winter calling Southgate's tactics 'clueless', this is a seismic moment in English football history.

[Lewis]

Big up me and Yevrah calling him a useless gimp at the height of Waistcoatmania.

[Yevrah]

I'd so like him to be good as he seems like a decent chap and he might yet be, but there is literally no point watching England if we're not going to be at least vaguely entertaining as we're never going to win anything.

[Shindig]

Fuck it. He's already had his moment. He can't ruin that, to me.

[Smjffy]

Chelsea signing Havertz and co went completely over my head and Liverpool's lack of activity is a bit shit but I don't imagine it will cause too many issues. I'd rather sell Origi than Brewster but it is what it is.

[Baz]

The filthy fuck is 8 off Ali Daei's record. Mon an ACL.

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Women’s football

[Giggles]

Putting the women in the same list

[Baz]

Yeah, but ...

[Andy]

Southgate really losing the good will he built up.

Saka or Bertrand should have been in the squad and we should have played a more progressive midfield in both games.

[Ian]

Maybe he just didn't play enough holding midfielders and centre-halves. I'm thinking a third holding midfielder next time.

[Jimmy Floyd]

International managers are always about 3 years behind reality.

[Shindig]

Are international managers excluded from the 10 commandments of binmen?

[Dave.]

Grealish winner please lord.

Who will be in goal for start of the season for your lot? Nyland or Steer?

[Mellberg]

Who will be in goal for start of the season for your lot? Nyland or Steer?

Baz asked this the other week you FF wankers

Heaton is first choice and out since Jan. Steer second choice and out since last year. Don't know if he's fit yet. Nyland third choice, but being linked with a new keeper. In short, no idea.

[Dave.]

Baz asked this the other week you FF wankers

[Ian]

@Mellberg if you could give me a breakdown of Aston Villa's 2nd choice left back situation that'd be much appreciated.

[Mellberg]

Neil Taylor mate. Get him in.

[Ian]

Awesome, cheers man.

[Waffdon]

Any Burnley fans? Taylor or Pieters for left backs?

Cheers x

[Don]

Taylor is the more concrete but Pieters for that LM potential is tasty.

What's the verdict on Villa keepers given Heaton is injured?

[Waffdon]

Just get Ryan if you are desperate for a cheap starting ‘keeper. I was going to go Martinez but unsure if Leno will jump back in

[Baz]

Meslier.

Top 5 keeper in the league, and gonna be absolutely peppered with shots (well, saves) every game.

[Danny]

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[Baz]

Kyle Walker-Peters is gay, right?

[Ian]

...?

[Baz]

...?

There was a submissive glint in his eye when Dele Alli crashed his car into KWPs on All Or Nothing, and I’ve just seen him on Sky Sports News talking about Black Lives Matter and how the world needs to be more accepting (or something)!- whatever the exact quote was made me think he meant not just with regards to discriminating “BAME” but also people like him, whatever that may be.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDmT4v7A...d=36wwzp5op3h2

I’d put money on him coming out.

[Kikó]

So what?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Well, with that dossier of evidence he'll be confessing by sundown. Detective Baz cracks another crime.

[Ian]

"A submissive glint in his eye."

Fucking hell, man.

[SincereTheRebel]

"A submissive glint in his eye."

Fucking hell, man.

He clearly understands what a submissive glint in a man's eyes looks like.

[Ian]

[Baz]

So what?

If he is, I hope he comes out while still playing.

And you could reply ‘so what?’ to every single post on this forum and we’d never discuss anything.

I admit my reasons are weak, but it was just something I thought.

[niko_cee]

I see Klopp's been stirring the Chelsea seethe pot again. Added to that touchline kerfuffle last season it feels like we're getting back to peak Mourinho/Benitez levels of enmity. Shame there won't be any fans at the game next week to embrace the hatred.

[Jimmy Floyd]

You producing a legal file on people's possible sexuality is a large part of why they don't 'come out'.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I see Klopp's been stirring the Chelsea seethe pot again. Added to that touchline kerfuffle last season it feels like we're getting back to peak Mourinho/Benitez levels of enmity. Shame there won't be any fans at the game next week to embrace the hatred.

Jurgen is a past master at tweaking the old scouse heartstrings in the media.

[Don]

Just glad we've got them before December so that we can drink in Lamps' tears.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I hope when he's knighted, he invites you to the investiture as one of his designated 4 family and friends.

[Kikó]

If he is, I hope he comes out while still playing.

And you could reply ‘so what?’ to every single post on this forum and we’d never discuss anything.

I admit my reasons are weak, but it was just something I thought.

I just mean so what if he's gay or not?

Your reasoning is properly shit as well.

[Baz]

Anyway, enough pointing fingers, let's celebrate that every game is on tele!

Match Round 1

Saturday 12 September
12:30 Fulham vs. Arsenal (live on BT Sport)
15:00 Crystal Palace vs. Southampton (live on BT Sport)
17:30 Liverpool vs. Leeds United (live on Sky Sports)
20:00 West Ham United vs. Newcastle United (live on Sky Sports)

Sunday 13 September
14:00 West Bromwich Albion vs. Leicester City (live on Sky Sports)
16:30 Tottenham Hotspur vs. Everton (live on Sky Sports)

Monday 14 September
18:00 Sheffield United vs. Wolverhampton Wanderers (live on Sky Sports)
20:15 Brighton & Hove Albion vs. Chelsea (live on Sky Sports)


Match Round 2
Saturday 19 September
12:30 Everton vs. West Bromwich Albion (live on BT Sport)
15:00 Leeds United vs. Fulham (live on BT Sport)
17:30 Manchester United vs. Crystal Palace (live on Sky Sports)
20:00 Arsenal vs. West Ham United (live on Sky Sports)

Sunday 20 September
12:00 Southampton vs. Tottenham Hotspur (live on BT Sport)
14:00 Newcastle United vs. Brighton & Hove Albion (live on Sky Sports)
16:30 Chelsea vs. Liverpool (live on Sky Sports)
19:00 Leicester City vs. Burnley (live on BBC Sport)

Monday 21 September
18:00 Aston Villa vs. Sheffield United (live on Sky Sports)
20:15 Wolverhampton Wanderers vs. Manchester City (live on Sky Sports)


Match Round 3

Saturday 26 September
12:30 Brighton & Hove Albion vs. Manchester United (live on BT Sport)
15:00 Burnley vs. Southampton (TBC)
15:00 Crystal Palace vs. Everton (TBC)
15:00 Tottenham Hotspur vs. Newcastle United (TBC)
15:00 West Ham United vs. Wolverhampton Wanderers (TBC)
17:30 West Bromwich Albion vs. Chelsea (live on Sky Sports)

Sunday 27 September
12:00 Sheffield United vs. Leeds United (live on BT Sport)
14:00 Fulham vs. Aston Villa (live on Sky Sports)
16:30 Manchester City vs. Leicester City (live on Sky Sports)

Monday 28 September
20:00 Liverpool vs. Arsenal (live on Sky Sports)