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Thread: September football: It never ends, does it?

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    If Grealish doesn't start tomorrow we riot.

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    How come both him and especially Maddison are nowhere near starting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    How come both him and especially Maddison are nowhere near starting?
    Southgate doesn't fuck about when it comes to "disciplinary issues". Foden and Greenwood not to be seen again this side of WC 2026, then. :')

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    Southgate doesn't fuck about when it comes to "disciplinary issues". Foden and Greenwood not to be seen again this side of WC 2026, then. :')
    If that's the reason, then that makes perfect sense.

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    Cause the manager is mentally handicapped. What the sweet fuck was that Iceland selection about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    If that's the reason, then that makes perfect sense.
    Well not really seeing as Harry "Guilty" Maguire will be in the very next team.

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    Foden has a kid and a missus back home too. What a mong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Well not really seeing as Harry "Guilty" Maguire will be in the very next team.
    I doubt he will be if he ends up being guilty, which he won't.

    Greenwood and Foden also won't get the cold shoulder, due to the teams they play for.

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    Foden is a wrong un, you can see it in his eyes.

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    Proper ASOS model look about him

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    I doubt he will be if he ends up being guilty, which he won't.

    Greenwood and Foden also won't get the cold shoulder, due to the teams they play for.
    https://www.theguardian.com/football...thgate-reveals

    “It has clearly been a really difficult period for him and the last few days have been very important for him to relax, get away from all the attention and mentally get a rest. I think he needed that switch-off; he can go back to his club and, absolutely, we would look to involve him in October.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    I doubt he will be if he ends up being guilty, which he won't.

    Greenwood and Foden also won't get the cold shoulder, due to the teams they play for.
    Is he still living in fear for his life?

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    I had visions of them eiffel towering a 6ft busty blonde and doing lines off each other's little todgers and instead, it's a covert video by some virgin of them sat on opposite sides of the room all browsing TikTok and playing snake. Questions have to be asked of Kyle Walker and his lack of leadership to the young lads.

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    You're a weirdo if you don't try and sample some Icelandic pum-pum. It's a remote island. Once in a lifetime type move. You have to try and line it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    You're a weirdo if you don't try and sample some Icelandic pum-pum. It's a remote island. Once in a lifetime type move. You have to try and line it up.
    Once in a lifetime? It's not like they're short of a few bob so fly over on a day off and horse all round you. Money can't buy someone out of being thick though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    I had visions of them eiffel towering a 6ft busty blonde and doing lines off each other's little todgers and instead, it's a covert video by some virgin of them sat on opposite sides of the room all browsing TikTok and playing snake. Questions have to be asked of Kyle Walker and his lack of leadership to the young lads.
    Eiffel towering?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Eiffel towering?
    A standard doggy/blowie double team with some added man on man affection thrown in. Presumably it's a prelude to some bumming while the bird watches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Once in a lifetime? It's not like they're short of a few bob so fly over on a day off and horse all round you. Money can't buy someone out of being thick though.
    18 and 20 year old with loads of money. Of course they're thick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    18 and 20 year old with loads of money. Of course they're thick.
    Between this and the open dissing of fantasy football you're on fire today

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    Socialising with Manchester City players (especially to that extent) strikes me as the bigger Character issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    A standard doggy/blowie double team with some added man on man affection thrown in. Presumably it's a prelude to some bumming while the bird watches.
    The old spit roast sounds fun but then your leg touches your mates and it ruins the fun, unless that is your sort of thing.

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    Wasn't soccer aid mixed teams this year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    The old spit roast sounds fun but then your leg touches your mates and it ruins the fun, unless that is your sort of thing.
    When you're at the stage of holding your mates hands in the middle of it an old leg touch would be the least of it.

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    True but I imagine hands have a slightly more tactile feel than a hairy man leg, unless he's been bricklaying for decades.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    I imagine.
    Gahahahahahah.

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    Literally no one cares about these games, do they?

    Paddy McNair operating as a number 10 and a goalscoring midfielder for Boro in the champ is fascinating, can someone give me a step-by-step walkthrough of how that happened?

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    That sounds like a Warnock masterstroke. Unless Woodgate planted the seeds of chaos.

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    It's not something recent although transfermarkt has him down as a DM so maybe it's just a few set-piece goals and a retarded national manager.

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    I think he was a midfielder until Louis van Gaal trainer-coached him into being somebody who wasn't particularly good at defending.

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    I’ve started this Spurs thing on Amazon Prime. I never realised Daniel Levy, famed for his hard-bargaining and intimidating negotiations, is such a homosexual manlet.
    I'm a twit

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53980518

    Southgate must have had a stroke.

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    Why? Because he's softly spoken?

    I actually have a lot of his respect for sitting out in the open so much with the team and managers and addressing things in a pretty easy way. His treatment of Erikson was pretty impressive.

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    Jack Grealish opting to play for England and then finding out they’ll never pick him no matter how many people get sent home. Harsh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Jack Grealish opting to play for England and then finding out they’ll never pick him no matter how many people get sent home. Harsh.
    He just needs to get on the magic bus to a bigger club doesn't he?

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    He needs to pull his socks up.

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    Who is Kalvin Phillips?

    Edit - Leeds. What the fuck? I take back what I said about Grealish so.

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    He just doesn't fancy him.

    Because he's a blind twat.

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    Championship players getting caps is something that shit like us get up to. Are things gone that bad for England too?

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    I'd be quitting the sport if I couldn't get in that England midfield. Jesus.

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    Who is missing from that England CM positions as im struggling for names?

    Edit: Henderson and Ox

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    I'd like us all to spend some serious time trying to see if a non-third world nation has fielded a shitter midfield in the last 20 years.

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    About 5 minutes of watching The Yorkshire Pirlo is enough to out him as a fraud/system player. Similiarly TAA is going to do his reputation great harm if he doesn't announce his retirement from international football.

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    The only way I can accept a Yorkshire Pirlo is if every long pass he makes is a massive hoofed clearance.

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    Good drinking game to play, a shot if one of the midfield make a successful pass to anyone beside the back 3/5. Good drinking game as in if you're out of booze.

    This is poison, holla when sexy legs in on in the second half.

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    Kane looks really awkward.

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    "He couldn't cut it at Middlesborough but he's a Barcelona player now..."

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    Dier just got turned by someone with the turning circle of a large tank.

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    That England team again

    Do they not have any fit left backs? I’m not watching but if it’s Dier, Coady and Gomez at the back then lol at that.

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    Saka is sitting at home gagging to get knee deep into Bjork's daughter but nah, call up 29 year-old Trippier who is inexperienced at LB and is picking splints out his arse from sitting on the Atletico bench.

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    What a beautiful half of football that was.

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