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    Same cunts will be posting tears and blaming the government when they're burying parents or grandparents in a few weeks. Twats.



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    In the Manly vs Melbourne match they were disinfecting the ball when it came back out of the crowd. That's the level of seriousness we ought to be aiming for. #governmentexpert

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    Just seen the result. Cancel the season.

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    This wheeze to stick all sixteen teams in a resort somewhere and play the games out in quarantine demands round-the-clock coverage.

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    Taz must be like a pig in shit with all this toilet paper bollocks.

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    Looks like schools will become creches for parents who work in the emergency services. Aces. Wonder how they'll decide on who gets to be skeleton staff.

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    If reduced supervision is on the cards then that rules you out.

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    Videos like the one above prompted Lord Vradkar to sort of threaten legislation forcing the closure of pubs and restaurants but I see piles of them announcing today that they’re closing up anyway for 2 weeks to start.

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    Lol at France SHUTTING DOWN EVERYTHING but still running elections today.

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    Team Panic visited the local small Sainsbury's this morning to collect data and it really is surprising how the hive operates. Pasta completely gone; rice gone except for risotto rice (can they not read?), and noodles/couscous completely untouched.

    Working class frozen foods also untouched. However, there was a woman who had based herself in the middle of the shop with three baskets (no trolleys at this joint) and was operating on a kind of mission basis. Off to the canned goods, gather ten to twelve cans of whatever, back to base to dump them. Then off to get four pies, and back again. I didn't stay to see her complete the operation.

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    No online shopping slots for the next 2 weeks. People are such cunts.

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    I haven't been to a big supermarket for months. We get a HelloFresg delivery each week and a separate order of meat every 4-6 weeks. Then we get the odd fresh and dry goods from our local coop.

    I went to the coop this morning and they had everything apart from Eggs and low on Pasta. Yesterday I popped into Icelands for a quick snack as I was working and again they had everything in.

    I have probably got enough food to last a month at all times so never any need to do a big stock up shop like some have been.

    Just bizarre the things people are buying in bulk, I read on twitter yesterday about a lady who had 25kg of four in her trolley and a load of yeast

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    I'm surprised that your Iceland wasn't a barren wasteland. Don't the dregs of society love it?

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    If the object of their shops is to buy all of the toilet roll, pasta and rice, then Iceland will be the last place they think of.

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    When we all get made redundnat from our jobs in the next few weeks we can start working for Tesco delivery. Supply and demand.

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    The civil service stops for nothing (except weekends and bank holidays).

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    Iceland is quality.

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    I was out last night with someone who’s just back from Madrid who was coughing all night and someone who’s missus works at the hospital and is in self isolation.

    I will report back on my symptoms in due course

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    Honestly, what's the eggs thing all about? They only stay in date for, what, 3 weeks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    When we all get made redundnat from our jobs in the next few weeks we can start working for Tesco delivery. Supply and demand.
    I didn't expect the gambling gravy train to last forever, but I definitely didn't anticipate bat flu being the nail in the coffin.

    At this stage I've just got everything crossed that Eurovision goes ahead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellberg View Post
    Honestly, what's the eggs thing all about? They only stay in date for, what, 3 weeks?
    Would they keep longer in the fridge? Baking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    I was out last night with someone who’s just back from Madrid who was coughing all night and someone who’s missus works at the hospital and is in self isolation.

    I will report back on my symptoms in due course
    Why did you go out with him lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Would they keep longer in the fridge? Baking?
    What do you mean 'would they keep longer in the fridge'? Where do you usually keep your eggs?

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    On the side next to the bread, they don't need to be refrigerated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    What do you mean 'would they keep longer in the fridge'? Where do you usually keep your eggs?
    In the cupboard, they don't need to be in the fridge. Although I read something before saying American eggs do so there's a difference there.

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    Im my experience eggs go a bit beyond their date (in the fridge), but I just don't know why they would be that useful in a stockpiling scenario. They break, and only fill you up so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    No online shopping slots for the next 2 weeks. People are such cunts.
    Sainsbury's has nothing for 3 weeks here. Not sure about Tesco. Iceland deliver though and have slots this week. Try them. People seem to have forgotten about them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    In the cupboard, they don't need to be in the fridge. Although I read something before saying American eggs do so there's a difference there.
    It's because in America they wash the eggs which takes off a protective coating around the eggs which stops bacteria from getting inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    In the cupboard, they don't need to be in the fridge. Although I read something before saying American eggs do so there's a difference there.
    I always love the cultural cross-pollination on here, I never would have known there are people who put eggs in their pantry. In Czech Republic eggs also go in the fridge.

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    Good luck with the herd immunity strat.

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    Once you've fridged them you shouldn't un-fridge them, they'll probably last longer in the fridge but I keep mine for weeks sometimes and they're fine.

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    They're sold from shelves but we still keep ours in the fridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    They're sold from shelves but we still keep ours in the fridge.
    They aren't refrigerated anywhere in the supply chain either, mainly so people can fridge them at home if they want.

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    Makes me feel better about our 7 critical care beds for 65,000 people.

    I'm pretty sure that stat derives from a bit of a false premise though - I saw something similar designed to have the UK towards the bottom of the stats and the only developed nations that were worse were Sweden and Canada, which seemed a bit off seeing as they are generally seen as models of progressive society.

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    Seen a few shared videos (you know yourself, though different sources with same story) that we’re going on full lockdown from Tuesday morning. No pubs, no shops, no public transport, no leaving the house.

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    America, lol. 5,000 cramped in a small space :/


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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Seen a few shared videos (you know yourself, though different sources with same story) that we’re going on full lockdown from Tuesday morning. No pubs, no shops, no public transport, no leaving the house.
    Some shops will have to stay open won't they? When I watched the French minister's speech I'm sure he said supermarkets and tobacconists would remain open. They're running public transport as well, as is Italy I think.

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    That's how we should be creating the herd, to be honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Seen a few shared videos (you know yourself, though different sources with same story) that we’re going on full lockdown from Tuesday morning. No pubs, no shops, no public transport, no leaving the house.
    What about work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post
    Looks like schools will become creches for parents who work in the emergency services. Aces. Wonder how they'll decide on who gets to be skeleton staff.
    The only fair method is to use the snow method: those who live farthest away don't bother coming in. More seriously though, my HLTA practically lives in school because she's bored at home.

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    The government don't help themselves by saying the goal is to protect life, when it manifestly isn't perceived to be. At least not in the short term.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    What about work?
    None.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    The government don't help themselves by saying the goal is to protect life, when it manifestly isn't perceived to be. At least not in the short term.
    But we'll be mostly still alive and fine in several months and everyone else will be dying off. Right?

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    My first thought as to what the long term social effects of this might be are that no one will smoke or vape ever again.

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    @randomlegend does your advice on the pneumococcal vaccine still stand? I told my parents to try to get it.

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    lol.

    People have gone fucking mental. I saw someone saying this was 'on the scale of 9/11' the other day. Everyone trying to outdo each other with their hyperbole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    My first thought as to what the long term social effects of this might be are that no one will smoke or vape ever again.
    The one thing I'm hoarding for this quarantine is marijuana

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScousePig View Post
    But we'll be mostly still alive and fine in several months and everyone else will be dying off. Right?
    Supposedly. If the plan does work and backfires everywhere else, we'll be in a position of strength not seen since the British Empire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    lol.

    People have gone fucking mental. I saw someone saying this was 'on the scale of 9/11' the other day. Everyone trying to outdo each other with their hyperbole.
    It shits on 9/11 from a colossal height.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Supposedly. If the plan does work and backfires everywhere else, we'll be in a position of strength not seen since the British Empire.
    Get the sails up.

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