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  • vs. Leicester (a) - Premier League, 3rd of February

    2 6.45%
  • vs. Fulham (a) - Premier League, 9th of February

    2 6.45%
  • vs. PSG (h) - Champions League, 12th of February

    7 22.58%
  • vs. Chelsea (a) - FA Cup, 18th of February

    5 16.13%
  • vs. Liverpool (h) - Premier League, 24th of February

    6 19.35%
  • vs. Crystal Palace (a) - Premier League, 27th of February

    1 3.23%
  • After February

    0 0%
  • NEVER

    8 25.81%
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    It's who you know, Jimmy. Always has been.

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    Why can't Mark Lawrenson do these games?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pleb View Post
    Sarri on the ropes?

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    Man Utd were 3/1. Unreal scenes

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    Dear me, Jorginho's 'challenge' on the first ball there, somebody please twist his melon until decapitated.

    Sarri is probably the worst manager we've had in my lifetime. Even the functioning alcoholic 'AVB' attempted to change things.

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    lol

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    This Chelsea keeper really isn’t very good. Not a clown who chucks one in every game bad, he just isn’t that good at making saves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Man Utd were 3/1. Unreal scenes
    As you keep bringing up every time they play at Stamford Bridge , their record has been appalling for ever though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pen View Post
    As you keep bringing up every time they play at Stamford Bridge , their record has been appalling.
    Sarri is a waste man, though.

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    Stick to banking, Sarri. Actually, don't. All Italian accountants end up dead to the mob.

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    I think there have been quite a few different bin men over the years and somehow United only win there once a decade or something.

    Edit: so the odds don’t feel so outrageous. Hopefully you got something on it though 👍

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    What will his excuse at half time be?

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    On the plus side, for the first time in his punditry career Hasselbaink has somebody sat next to him who talks even more mindless shit than he does.

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    Surely 'Big Phil' (and his Big Tactics) was worse given that he had much, much better players.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Sarri is a waste man, though.
    I want to know how he got such good results with Napoli, as all I've seen at Chelsea (in detail) suggests he literally doesn't have the first clue what he's doing as a football coach. Is Italy an even easier league than I think it is, or does the slow Mediterranean style play into his hands?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Surely 'Big Phil' (and his Big Tactics) was worse given that he had much, much better players.
    Again, Big Phil at least tried to sort things out, albeit failed and we were about 4th when he was sacked. Sarri is just doing the same thing over and over again until we all die. He literally hasn't changed a single thing once this season, not in-game, never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I want to know how he got such good results with Napoli, as all I've seen at Chelsea (in detail) suggests he literally doesn't have the first clue what he's doing as a football coach. Is Italy an even easier league than I think it is, or does the slow Mediterranean style play into his hands?
    A bit of both. Higuain running off the back of forty three year old defenders and Jorginho going four years without ever being tackled obviously helped him.

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    Barkley and Willian the first two subs no doubt.

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    Matic's fouls are a bit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I don't normally like to slate pundits/commentators these days, but Martin Keown (if that is who this is) is a properly witless sack of shit. Why can't they employ literally anyone else? Is having a former BIG NAME mandatory? Although they don't apply that rule to Kevin Kilbane, so I have no explanation.
    Keown's rant about reading during the World Cup is one of my time favourite terrible commentary moments.

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    I can't wait for when Ross Barkley replaces Kovacic on about 72 minutes.

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    What's most baffling about Chelsea at the moment is it's genuinely impossible to tell who's good and who's shit. In a team where Kante looks like a haphazard mong all bets are off.

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    What happened the Christensen lad? Is he a sub because it's a cup game or does that other clown normally play ahead of him?

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    If Hazard isn't having an absolute stormer then Chelsea aren't winning. There's nothing else really going on.

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    Really bugging me I can’t get it in my head who Matic looks like. I’m looking for an actor or a singer. I was meaning to ask the same during tge PSG game too. Help me out lads.

    Edit: some american cop show is the answer here, I’m pretty sure.

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    Sarri’s mismanagement of the Fucking Lovely Kante should be a sackable offence. Just classic tactical clever clever overthinking bollocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellberg View Post
    If Hazard isn't having an absolute stormer then Chelsea aren't winning. There's nothing else really going on.
    Unfortunately he switches between Neymar and Aaron Lennon on a quarterly basis.

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    I'm starting to think those dice rolling twins from Luther were actually triplets.

    @ Pen

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    There you go. He’s such a fucking mong. Ross Barkley to the rescue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I can't wait for when Ross Barkley replaces Kovacic on about 72 minutes.
    Bingo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I can't wait for when Ross Barkley replaces Kovacic on about 72 minutes.
    71 minutes, had an absolute stinker there. He's normally predictable to the nearest ten seconds.

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    ‘Fuck Sarriball’ lol. Has anyone sacked someone a week before a Cup Final?

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    We get what we deserve for 10 unimaginative hirings in a row (about 3 have worked out short term).

    Next up should be Nuno from Wolves, but a) he hasn't won the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATE and b) he probably sees Wolves as a more enticing job at this point.

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    Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard?

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    Bring back Rafa.

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    Zappacosta

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    Stevie G and Chelsea, together at last.

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    What about the SACKED one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard?
    Actually, yes. This. Or Drogba.

    I'd say Didier Deschamps but he's not a Captain, Leader, Legend and, you know, he's actually good.

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    Mourinho can fit it in, when he’s not doing his TV show

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    Commentator sounding surprised that his three changes have been like for like. Every substitution this season has been like for like, mate.

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    That's one of the most pointless substitutions ever made.

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    Since Christmas:

    Man Utd: Barkley > Kovacic 71'
    Man City: Kovacic > Barkley 58'
    Spurs: Barkley > Kovacic 81'
    Arsenal: Kovacic > Barkley 63'
    Newcastle: Kovacic > Barkley 63'
    Spurs: Barkley > Kovacic 75'
    Palace: Barkley > Kovacic 88'
    Watford: Kovacic > Barkley 80

    Hahahahahhaahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Since Christmas:

    Man Utd: Barkley > Kovacic 71'
    Man City: Kovacic > Barkley 58'
    Spurs: Barkley > Kovacic 81'
    Arsenal: Kovacic > Barkley 63'
    Newcastle: Kovacic > Barkley 63'
    Spurs: Barkley > Kovacic 75'
    Palace: Barkley > Kovacic 88'
    Watford: Kovacic > Barkley 80

    Hahahahahhaahha
    Is that legitimate?

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    Assume so, Bet365’s account posted it.

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    I was literally just going to look that up. There will be a good Willian/Pedro equivalent as well.

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    Is Chelsea passing it from the edge of the United box back down the pitch to their own keeper around the 86th minute their normal style of play now?

    I haven't seen much of them this season so just wondering if that's what Jim means by Sarriball.

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    Hazard's SEETHING.

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    Pretty much. Teams clocked on to the fact Jorginho is very shite and it’s been downhill since.

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    Is Drogba doing much at the moment?

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