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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Cooking an actual steak?

    I normally get a ribeye about ¾ of an inch (0.188 hands mokkers) thick, rub with rapeseed oil, add salt/pepper, get pan as hot as it'll go, put on for 1 minute, turn for another minute (throw in a knob of butter for the last 30 seconds). Remove and wrap in foil for 10 minutes.


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    In thinking of giving it a go. I rarely eat steak and when I do, it's at some restaurant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Sorry Daws, do you like yours paper thin with a mile of crust and half a hedge chucked on top? Get some stuffed crust down you lad.
    pizza is not overrated crap. Have it how you want but good pizza is banging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Cooking an actual steak?

    I normally get a ribeye about ¾ of an inch (0.188 hands mokkers) thick, rub with rapeseed oil, add salt/pepper, get pan as hot as it'll go, put on for 1 minute, turn for another minute (throw in a knob of butter for the last 30 seconds). Remove and wrap in foil for 10 minutes.


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    Whats rapeseed oil good for? Why not just olive oil?

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    He is an oil hipster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Whats rapeseed oil good for? Why not just olive oil?
    It's the one I have.

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    Isn't Olive Oil the hipster oil?

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    Avocado oil is what the cool kids are doing these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Whats rapeseed oil good for?
    Sexual lubricant.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Isn't Olive Oil the hipster oil?
    Just like pasta

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    Pasta is the hipster oil?

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    Giggles is the hipster human

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    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Cooking an actual steak?

    I normally get a ribeye about ¾ of an inch (0.188 hands mokkers) thick, rub with rapeseed oil, add salt/pepper, get pan as hot as it'll go, put on for 1 minute, turn for another minute (throw in a knob of butter for the last 30 seconds). Remove and wrap in foil for 10 minutes.


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    10 minutes is a long rest time.

    Ribeye for me as well (king of the 'regular' cuts, fuck fillet) and will do 30 seconds a side if that with a 2 minute rest.

    I generally don't eat steaks at restaurants because even if you ask for blue most places will only ever go as low as medium rare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Just like pasta
    I mean, what other oil do you get weirdos doing taste tests of? You don't see people sipping sunflower oil.

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    No way will be able to stomach meat that is cooked for under a minute. Fuck that. I may as well chase down a cow in a field and sink my teeth in the side of her neck. That sounds way more satisfying.

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    I am a right philistine when it comes to steak. Medium and smothered in some kind of sauce. I'd ask for medium well if it wouldn't get me disowned by polite society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    No way will be able to stomach meat that is cooked for under a minute. Fuck that. I may as well chase down a cow in a field and sink my teeth in the side of her neck. That sounds way more satisfying.
    Try some steak tartare.

    Fucking delicious.

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    I always opt for medium rare. I feel that gives me some room for error.

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    I’ll do medium rare if i dont trust the restaurant/chef and rare if i do. 1 minute a side is actually uncooked though

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    Medium rare with peppercorn sauce, a wad of chips, crispy crunchy curly fries, big ass home made onion rings and a single sweet potato.

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    Rapeseed oil has a higher smoke point than olive oil, which is why it's better for stuff like steaks where you want the pan screaming hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    No way will be able to stomach meat that is cooked for under a minute. Fuck that. I may as well chase down a cow in a field and sink my teeth in the side of her neck. That sounds way more satisfying.
    Sincere BelaLugosi rides again.

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    Chop the horns off and chase it through a warm kitchen is the saying I believe.

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    I found out today that

    1) It's international cow day today
    2) Cows have almost 360 degree vision.

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    “Almost.” How close?

    Owls have like 270, right?
    I'm a twit

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    Google says 300 degrees.

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    Speaking of eyes, I found out the other day that all this laser eye surgery that people have and you still cant zoom in with your eyeballs.

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    Even worse than that, it only last about ten years at best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Even worse than that, it only last about ten years at best.
    The place that I got mine done acknowledged as much. I can go back and get it re-done for free if necessary

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    It's meant to be permenant.

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    It's only corrective surgery, if your eyesight continues to degrade then all you can do is correct it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    It's meant to be permenant.
    Not if you get it done at age 20 like I did

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    Mokers getting laser eye surgery explains so much.

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    Today I've had to make wontons. The mix is a doddle but shaping the little bastards is so fiddly. Lamb still cooking for another two hours for flatbread.

    Chill con carne for nachos came out nice with a good kick and later I've got a nice150 cover buffet to prepare for tomorrow.

    Mahows words sticking in my head with every fucking salad. Cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smjffy View Post
    Today I've had to make wontons. The mix is a doddle but shaping the little bastards is so fiddly. Lamb still cooking for another two hours for flatbread.

    Chill con carne for nachos came out nice with a good kick and later I've got a nice150 cover buffet to prepare for tomorrow.

    Mahows words sticking in my head with every fucking salad. Cunt.
    I made wontons once and it was horrible.

    Incredible feeling when some of them came out fucking perfectly though.

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    I was no good the first time, no good this time either. I've got to make more when I go back too.

    Currently YouTubing it and some of these Asian folk have mad skills at it. Crazy bastards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Mokers getting laser eye surgery explains so much.
    Presumably he only got it because everyone else said he shouldn't.

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    I've had laser eye surgery. Well, ICL.

    Procedure is dreadful but the results are amazing.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Mokers getting laser eye surgery explains so much.
    If I followed all the advice of the people on TTH I'd end up as Mahow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    I've had laser eye surgery. Well, ICL.

    Procedure is dreadful but the results are amazing.
    Is this a lot cheaper than Lasik and the like? Seems less long-term

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    If I followed all the advice of the people on TTH I'd end up as Mahow
    I'd get it too if I was a nerd, but it is known to breed a certain type of person.

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    Amigo had it and his posting went right down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Is this a lot cheaper than Lasik and the like? Seems less long-term
    I think it’s more? Easy enough to replace the lens, should your eyes deteriorate after a while.

    Cost £5k.

    Bloke who did it then gave me a job, which paid way over the odds, so almost balanced it out.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    I'd get it too if I was a nerd, but it is known to breed a certain type of person.
    The type of person who can catch his own prey in times of need?

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    I fucked off the wontons and decided to make some sort of shifty looking parcel. What a ballache. Another ballache is panne, so tedious.

    Lamb came out lovely, drained all the juice and reduced it for a nice sauce too.

    Tomorrow I'm doing a Greek Salad to stick it to you, @Mahow. I need a dessert too so I've ordered watermelon, mango, apples etc for a fruit salad with pavlova and a strawberry or raspberry coolie, I haven't decided yet. Dollop of ice cream to complete. I've pictured it. :Cool:

    I'll stick a few pics up shortly so you can burn me. I would actually like the feedback regardless.

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    Fruit salad? Next plating I need to make sure I get a few different pieces of fruit.
    Last edited by Smjffy; 22-12-2019 at 01:05 PM.

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    Looks good. Shame about the dandruff.

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    Does look nice but you've got some cheek to call it a fruit salad. It's melon and ice cream.

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