Choc ices in the freezer and soccer saturday on the TV. Also making lasagna for tea.Originally Posted by Mike
Choc ices in the freezer and soccer saturday on the TV. Also making lasagna for tea.
I think RL is mad at my cultural appropriation of his people.
You may explain it to him in simpler terms as it really seems to be bothering him. If Bruh had questioned you in such a seething manner we'd be a further 3 pages into an abusive dissection of him.
It was originally just 'basement dwelling neckbeards' using it to describe anyone who didn't have autism (or pretend ME), but then it went mainstream and the sort of try-hards I referred to started using it to differentiate themselves from normal people, and now that is the 'norm' in 'normie', because the things that they think make them different are widespread and lame.
Which probably makes Boyd the actual normie in his situation.
@Boydy
It's screenshots from 4chan, which come from r/4chan into r/all, you retard.
Hammer shags blokes in dresses. That's not normal.
But you're still reading 4chan.
Not yet.
See!Choc ices in the freezer and soccer saturday on the TV. Also making lasagna for tea.
I've never watched Soccer Saturday though as my Saturdays have always been spent avoiding all Premiership scores so I can fully enjoy MOTD, apart from that I've a spare room with your name on it.
You're also reading 4chan then.
Pffft. Kiwi Farms, lads. Get depressed.
No I'm not.
Aye, you are.
Sorry Boyd, you are.
No I'm not. You are.
We all are, apparently.
At least I'm not reading the third half dot co dot uk.
This new place is pretty sweet. Had a good night out with the two other new guys on Saturday night. One of the older housemates has gone to a ludicrous amount of trouble to sort out communal stuff (even root vegetables) and invested quite a bit of time and money. It's good, though.
When I first moved to Norwich the house faggot tried to get us doing 'communal stuff' ('Ooh, we should all cook for each other'), and the world was briefly united in lolling in his face.
Anyone ever got rid of a housemate the rest of the house didn't like?
Would it not depend who they're paying the rent to?
Straight to the landlord/estate agency.
He's got beef with one other person in the house. He keeps trying to drag me and the other non-involved person into it on his side and the house just generally has a really horrible tense atmosphere now.
The person he's got beef with is really meek and timid and generally just a nice person too.
He's also a disgusting messy cunt but never sees any faults of his own and gets super defensive if any of them are brought up.
It'd be best if he just found somewhere else to go (he doesn't seem particularly happy in the house either) but he's probably too lazy to look for anywhere else and too skint to afford anywhere else.
Contact his work and tell them he smokes weed or something.
Shit in his pillowcase, that'll get the message across.
Come on to him.
+1 for spaffing on him
Oh, come ONTO him. Never mind.
very good
Either works.
Mine works better though. 2 birds, one disgusting stone.
Are you running the risk of his messy shit fucking you guys out of house and home?
I've figured out my roommate situation for next year. Living with three girls./
Come at me @Magic
3 lesbians and a poof.
This isn't the porn thread mate.
Beaubien?
So Spoonsky's going to have his studying interrupted by three lasses constantly being pounded.
Signed a lease today. Come at me adulthood.
This isn’t the porn thread mate.
Not been in my house for about a week as I've been at home over Easter and working here as well. Housemate I get on best with texted me yesterday to say she'd got back to the house and neither of the other two had bothered to buy toilet roll. One of them had kitchen roll in the upstairs bathroom and fuck knows what the other one was doing. Probably just not wiping, the dirty bastard.
Odds on he has his own pack of toilet roll in his bedroom and just isn't sharing.
I started doing that when the other arseholes kept missing their turn to buy it.
He's probably shat in your pillowcase
He's using your socks.
I doubt it. He always used the stuff I bought before (he's bought it like once in the six months we've lived there). And he did actually put all the stuff he'd bought that one time in the bathroom. He probably just doesn't shit that regularly and does it in work or uni.
Also the girl who was using the kitchen roll gets all grossed out about meat (even cooked mest like a packet of ham) being unwrapped in the fridge but wiping her arse with toilet roll is fine.
They're both just lazy fuckers. The pair of them have only topped the gas up once each, I think in the time we've been there. Considering it usually needs topped about every two weeks, that's white a lot of times the other housemate and I have done it. They pay us back, like so we're not out money but it's still just laziness. The shop to top up the gas is only 2 minutes away.
I've literally watched the other fella come in, start cooking his dinner, discover the gas has run out and then just have toast instead of going to shop and topping the gas up. He just left it for someone else to do.
Wait him out. Think of it like training an animal.
But if I leave it till the next day, I'll want a shower in the morning and there'll be no hot water. That probably won't bother him as I think he only showers about twice a week.
If you aren't willing to fuck yourself over just to get back at him then you have to accept he's played you and get on with topping that gas up.
I don't think he's even trying to play me though. What sort of adult actually does that? Why are people so fucking useless/annoying?
And it's not just him, to be fair, the other girl is the same.
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