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  • 24/7 on a loop. They won't let me sleep or see my family.

    0 0%
  • I've watched most of it.

    0 0%
  • I've watched some of it.

    3 23.08%
  • I watch if I happen to notice it's on.

    4 30.77%
  • None. Turns out it IS optional.

    5 38.46%
  • Turtle. But like, a Turtle that you're being MADE to read about.

    1 7.69%
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Thread: RAMMING August football DOWN YOUR THROAT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Mitoma being 26 has surprised me. Assumed he was about 21/22. Fucks he been kicking about
    Don't think he took up professional football until he was well into his twenties.

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    Only surprising thing it wasn’t Soucek who scored from a Ward-Prowse delivery.

    The point of having an extra tall defender on not to even mark a West Ham centre half makes sense

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    Chukwuemeka

    Lampard and Potter tried to ruin him.

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    Paqueta's family just made a killing.

    Shame most bookies weren't taking bets on him.

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    Why would you dive in on the lesbian with no end-product?

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    Areola

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    Sterling remembered how to play football today

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    There’s another knee injury for someone who will no doubt be out for another year. Great

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    They'll just have to spend another billion now.

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    Hopefully. No natural #10 now that Nkunku and chukwuemeka will be out until Xmas.

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    Lovely finish from Antonio.

    Colwill no strength.

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    Silva is shite. Cannot wait until he stops getting forced into the defence.

    Chelsea record at this ground is properly grim. 1 win in the league I think

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    Sanchez and Jackson at either end of the pitch are the problems.

    Throwing on the fucking favela McTominay to chase a game, get in the bin you fuckers

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    This Mudryk is fucking hopeless, how much did they pay for him? Odd looking duck too.

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    It was only £88 million for the TikTok nonce. Bargain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    It was only £88 million for the TikTok nonce. Bargain
    His biggest impact has been getting called out by Joey Swoll.

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    He really meant that "you need to do better".

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    That shot by Mudryk

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    For anyone who missed it:


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    Chelsea also should have bought Endo.

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    Caicedo

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    120mil of brilliance

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    God I fucking love this game. The league is well and truly in full swing. Paqueta made that cunt lose his head so bad his career may never recover

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    What a club.

    Piss easy run of 7 (1 cup) games coming up where the hardest is Aston Villa at home. If there’s not at least 15 points from them then I’ll start to believe in Jim’s doomsday.

    Chukwuemeka going off ruined the game. Had no one in between the lines after that. Hopefully a wake up for Poch that Silva shouldn’t be shoehorned into the team and making players out of position

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    No refunds.

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    I warned you, son.

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    That Villa penalty was a bizarre decision. I could understand it if the left hook landed, but it looked like it came up short.

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    I thought it was an odd one too. I think Watkins' movement is avoidance action as much as anything, although you could too argue Pickford's lunge was reckless/unnecessary. I'll take it though.

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    Chelsea might as well play Lukaku... Is their a reason they are not?

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    Because he's shite, presumably.

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    A centre forward who doesn't press is no use in a contemporary PL side.

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    Ben Foster retiring because he's been crap.

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    Came here to post that, but specifically to mention that it was due to conceding five to Swindon (it wasn’t just that, obviously, and we also conceded five)

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    Annoyingly retiring before he gets roundly bummed by the mighty Bluebirds.

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    You can put the Norwich scarf away RL, the greasy cunts have bottled it.

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    https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detai...source=twitter

    Greenwood gone.

    However:
    Based on the evidence available to us, we have concluded that the material posted online did not provide a full picture and that Mason did not commit the offences in respect of which he was originally charged.
    That's such a strongly worded and unequivocal position to take that I almost wonder if there really is something not in the public domain which significantly impacts how the case is interpreted. Seems impossible to understand what/how that could be.

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    A terrible outcome for the club. They still look like Greenwood sympathisers but don't actually get the benefit of having the player.

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    Yeah that's a weird statement.

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    Arnold has committed even harder to that line in his letter saying there's an alternate explanation for the audio and pictures released online.

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    Spoiler: there isn’t, but they #standwithmason so have to pretend he isn’t a little bastard.
    I'm a twit

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    I mean, I can think of alternative reasons for him to be saying "open your fucking legs" and her saying "No Mason, Stop", but I'm not sure any of them are any better than rape.

    Forced abortion? Forcing her to let him take pictures? Etc.

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    The only thing could be if they were acting out some kind of rape fantasy with both consenting to it, but I'm not sure that's great either really.

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    Maybe she’d taken his inhaler and shoved it up her cooch, and he needed it back.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    The only thing could be if they were acting out some kind of rape fantasy with both consenting to it, but I'm not sure that's great either really.
    You'd be quite shocked how 'big' a fantasy this is tbh.

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    If that were the case, it would explain why charges were dropped and would also explain why he feels he's done nothing wrong, and it would also explain why they can't explain things in public because who the fuck would admit to that, let alone having their employers defend them for it.

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    Yep it's the only logical thing as the other possible outcome. End of the day what people do behind closed doors if not illegal is their bag.

    But if she comes out and says it is that, which I still highly doubt and its more than likely the club pissed they couldn't sell an asset, she is literally fucked for false accusations.

    So logic is to terminate.

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    Charges were dropped because he broke his bail conditions to woo her back and knock her up, leaving the CPS without a willing victim or witness.

    I hope after all this he turns out to be the next Jozy Altidore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I mean, I can think of alternative reasons for him to be saying "open your fucking legs" and her saying "No Mason, Stop", but I'm not sure any of them are any better than rape.

    Forced abortion? Forcing her to let him take pictures? Etc.
    Nutmeg practice gone on too long

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    There's the Get Out Of Jail Free card they've all missed.

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