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    The Artist Formerly Known as Taz
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    I say this every time but if you ain't having filtered, you're a fool. And obviously anything other than full fat is Mahow territory.

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    This new test before travel thing that seems to be getting some traction worldwide is going to be the biggest conjob going. Cursory searching reveals that the tests are really rather pricey. There must be someway to get in on what is clearly going to be a massive cash grab?

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    The free market will bosh that on the head once proper mass tourism gets going again, as let's say you have to buy a Ł125 test to get into Portugal but not into Spain, then nobody is going to be going to Portugal.

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    If you made it a crime you could deport the dinghy people for it. #SPAD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    If I were in charge of a genocidal regime in the UK (and it's arguable that I should be), I think the first tranche of victims would be people who drink red-top milk.
    I'd ban it from being called milk. It's water with an identity crisis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    I've had to replace my Greek yoghurt with porridge to stave off hypothermia and I've adopted oat milk. Given taste is out the window as a factor, I'm yet to do the research to see if oat milk has any deficiencies/is liable to give you tits. Any views welcome.
    Bit more fattening than your soyas and almonds of the world but more ecologically friendly than soya. Good choice.

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    Third vaccine approved in the UK.

    We really are nailing this part of this joyous experience so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    I was referring to your chimp out when I said I had to throw away 8 pints because our office was closed.
    Furlough staff yet pour the liquid gold down the drain? Disgusting.

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    I take almond/coconut milk.

    Only cows milk in tea.

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    Khan reckons there are parts of London where 1 in 20 people have COVID. What on earth are they doing? Have daily lickings been introduced under his nose?

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    They live 30 to a bed.

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    Next to be hit will be Merseyside (enormous rates of increase there recently), Birmingham and possibly parts of Yorkshire. The south eastern rates are slowly starting to plateau (probably) though today's data isn't out yet.

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    So the current practice is that anyone who's had the first vaccine 4 weeks ago is still coming for their second but anyone having it now won't get their second for 10-12 weeks.

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    Dr Samantha Batt-Rawden, a senior intensive care registrar at Royal London Hospital, tweeted: "We tried. We really tried. NHS staff pleaded with people that Christmas is not worth it. Now one in 30 people in London have Covid and ICUs are overwhelmed. My heart is broken."
    I don't get this. Clearly in many people's judgement Christmas is worth it. And rates in London were soaring to fuck before Christmas anyway. If Christmas did anything it would have been to spread the virus to other regions, not within London.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-55560814

    Two women have described how they were surrounded by police, read their rights and fined Ł200 each after driving five miles to take a walk.

    The women were also told the hot drinks they had brought along were not allowed as they were "classed as a picnic".

    lol.

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    Taz is getting his wish.

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    Pretty filthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I don't get this. Clearly in many people's judgement Christmas is worth it. And rates in London were soaring to fuck before Christmas anyway. If Christmas did anything it would have been to spread the virus to other regions, not within London.
    Credentials in her Twitter name strikes again. Shut up love.

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    Had a quick look at today's numbers and I believe there is further evidence for declining rate of increase (in London/SE which have been the raging areas). Still some way from a flattening though.

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    We're absolutely riddled with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I don't get this. Clearly in many people's judgement Christmas is worth it. And rates in London were soaring to fuck before Christmas anyway. If Christmas did anything it would have been to spread the virus to other regions, not within London.
    It's absolute bollocks is what it is.

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    It's happened too quickly for this to be just down to Christmas, irrespective of anything else.

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    Maybe it's the muslims again eh Lewis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    It's happened too quickly for this to be just down to Christmas, irrespective of anything else.
    2 weeks later is exactly when the Christmas cases would start trickling into hospitals, no?

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    They won't have been mixing at Christmas. More likely the Catholics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    2 weeks later is exactly when the Christmas cases would start trickling into hospitals, no?
    Start is the key point. I doubt (m)any of the record daily death toll reported today caught it over Christmas lunch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Start is the key point. I doubt (m)any of the record daily death toll reported today caught it over Christmas lunch.
    Oh yeah, not the deaths, another week or so for them.

    These are properly disgusting numbers though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I don't get this. Clearly in many people's judgement Christmas is worth it. And rates in London were soaring to fuck before Christmas anyway. If Christmas did anything it would have been to spread the virus to other regions, not within London.
    Urgh. "My heart is broken".

    Honestly, fuck off. I wish her Twitter account was broken instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Oh yeah, not the deaths, another week or so for them.

    These are properly disgusting numbers though.
    Yep, they're going to be off the charts once Christmas does kick in fully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Giggles mate Michael O'Leary is giving it large on BBC News right now. He is 100% team Open the Clubs / Airport bars.
    That’s probably the best reason yet to open nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Yep, they're going to be off the charts once Christmas does kick in fully.
    We've got about 2-3 weeks of four figure doom from here on I think.

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    These numbers also show why the strategy of the vulnerable shielding while everyone else cracks on would never work as there simply aren't enough of the vulnerable prepared to do that.

    You could forgive them first time round, but anyone playing fast and loose this time round would have known well that if they get it it could kill them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    They won't have been mixing at Christmas. More likely the Catholics.
    The Muslims do like a good crowd though.

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    When it all boils to it, these numbers are deserved for us all as a whole. Nobody to blame except the public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    These numbers also show why the strategy of the vulnerable shielding while everyone else cracks on would never work as there simply aren't enough of the vulnerable prepared to do that.

    You could forgive them first time round, but anyone playing fast and loose this time round would have known well that if they get it it could kill them.
    This is a mighty point being overlooked by trying to play on heartstrings with these victim reports. A fucking hefty proportion will have caught it because of their weekly swinger parties which went ahead unabated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-55560814

    Two women have described how they were surrounded by police, read their rights and fined Ł200 each after driving five miles to take a walk.

    The women were also told the hot drinks they had brought along were not allowed as they were "classed as a picnic".

    lol.
    That's so retarded.

    Do have to laugh at the 'throw the book at them' sort of comments on twitter. Plot well and truly lost.

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    Who drives five miles for a wal.... Kiko. Nevermind.

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    I would drive 500 miles and I would drive 500 more,
    To be the man who coughed his wife's dad right the way out of deaths door.
    WALKING BOOTS!
    (WALKING BOOTS!)
    WALKING BOOTS!
    (WALKING BOOTS!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Who drives five miles for a wal.... Kiko. Nevermind.
    5 miles is nothing though if you want something scenic.

    Also claiming a hot drink is a picnic...

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    By the look of them the victims are probably trying to gaining traction on social media from all of this.

    Also, aren't that Derby police mob known shithouses on the covid rules front?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I would drive 500 miles and I would drive 500 more,
    To be the man who coughed his wife's dad right the way out of deaths door.
    WALKING BOOTS!
    (WALKING BOOTS!)
    WALKING BOOTS!
    (WALKING BOOTS!)

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    I've been able to walk around smoothly despite the ice due to the walking boots. Sounds like jealousy to me.

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    Even as anti-lockdown as I am, there's great joy to be had from seeing sluts'r'us get fined for their yuppie shit. Designer wellies and a Starbucks for a walk, fucking make it Ł10K.

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    Exercise my dick. As if they were doing anything other than using it as an excuse to meet up and 'have a coffee'.

    Fine them twice.

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    Same police force that tried to shame people walking in the countryside with the drone. Don't they have better things to do?

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    Yes, but they can't do them.

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    Atleast burglars socially distance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Same police force that tried to shame people walking in the countryside with the drone. Don't they have better things to do?
    Wouldn’t have to do it only for all the scrotes that think they’re above it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Same police force that tried to shame people walking in the countryside with the drone. Don't they have better things to do?
    The concerning part is less those two being arrested than the statement they put out in defence of it, which suggests that either the Chief Constable or whoever is responsible for coming up with those statements is a complete tosser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Wouldn’t have to do it only for all the scrotes that think they’re above it.
    I'd rather they spent time on dunno, robberies, assaults and burglaries rather than two daft blondes in a field.

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