Chances are, Deirdre lives a boring life by default. And you can't really do what you want (but kinda can) if the restrictions are in place.
Chances are, Deirdre lives a boring life by default. And you can't really do what you want (but kinda can) if the restrictions are in place.
Brav, if millions have to starve due to food shortages and a thousand lorries use Kent as a public lavatory, that's still fucking small fry if Brexit has meant we've managed to approve this cunting vaccine months before EU. Fucking well played, Nige.
Also, the immunity passports and what-not ain't happening. Keep calm and queue for the clubs
Just get it done privately and have it early doors.Originally Posted by Spikey M
My main concern is that they're going to press on with this 'once you're vaccinated you can do what you want' shit. So, I've written off a year of my like to keep Deirdre alive and now she's going to give it the big 'I'm off on holiday, stay safe guys' whilst we wait at the back of the queue?
As long as the price is fair, that's the plan. Croatia in May / June needs to happen.
Oh it won't be fair. My best guess is a grand to beat Deirdrie to that sun lounger.
Is it actually the case that no EU member state can approve the vaccine for use in their country prior to the EU doing it? It can't be, surely?Brav, if millions have to starve due to food shortages and a thousand lorries use Kent as a public lavatory, that's still fucking small fry if Brexit has meant we've managed to approve this cunting vaccine months before EU. Fucking well played, Nige.
Also, the immunity passports and what-not ain't happening. Keep calm and queue for the clubs
Getting vaccinated won't mean you don't have to wear a mask etc, as it doesn't affect the transmission it just means you won't get it (or are unlikely to get it).
So long story short, fuck getting vaccinated.
Getting vaccinated is completely about the transmission, because if a large proportion of the population is vaccinated then the thing can't spread.
Hmm, apparently it just reduces the severity of the disease, meaning you can still TRNSMT.
Full autism in effect right here.
Ironically you'll be a member of the club when you're vaccinated.
Vaccines cause Autism!!!!
We'd be in the money if the vaccine gave us autism. Imagine a whole forum of autists taking on the FTSE.
Imagine?
There's no way stuff like this does anything but convince people the crazies may be right.
I don't know how they're doing it in the UK, but they've been briefing about how over here there is going to be some sort of clinical assessment (probably not the right word) before vaccination. Basically going over what can happen with vaccines, any bad experiences in the past or current medical conditions etc. I have a friend who's an anti-vax half-wit [to the extent that she only recently 'discovered', in her 30s, that butterflies come from caterpillars] who's mum is as bad as she is for believing shit. She's late 60s, has several chronic respiratory conditions (COPD being one I think), still smokes, nearly died of pneumonia last year, and is going to refuse the vaccination. What I would give to see the clinicians face when she tells them that.
Proper John Terry 2012 vibes with the UK government taking credit for the vaccine
BoJo is putting his shin pads on as we speak.
The absolute state of him.
I back the energy. Stop being miserable cunts and join the Empire.
That's... I don't even know what that is. It's beyond belief.
When I'm injected I want the needle to be strapped to Nigel Farage's thrusting phallus. Let's make Britain Great again.
It's very Homer Simpson "I was the one who came up with the whole team idea" energy.
It would be bad enough if it was the Oxford one, but trying to take credit for the Pfizer one? Fucking hell.
You're not trying very hard to lead the charge against the disease here, Spikey.
The cavalry have stacked it. Bugles everywhere.
What, the crisps?
Never been prouder to be BRITISH. #proudboy
Fred Perry polo at the ready. Ah wait, can I borrow one @Waffdon?
I'm a twit
Only if the cavalry in question in Gary Lineker's Barmy Army.
There's going to be like 20m people in the queue before they get to us, lads. As long as I can get into California in March on a negative test, I'll crack on.
The best Polo Shirt without fail.
Being anti-vax isn't a protected characteristic.
It probably is under 'any religious or philosophical belief' unless it runs counter to some other characteristics. I was thinking more of establishing the principle that you could deprive people of services because they haven't had a particular medical treatment (especially when we have laws against compulsory vaccinations), or because they might be liable to infect people with something. Good luck leaving the house with a cold ever again.
People with HIV can face charges for having unprotected sex with people that are unaware.
Can you turn them away from shops in case they fall over and bleed on your stock?
No. But they are prevented from giving blood and organs.
I was going to say that they're not allowed to get tattoos as my Gotcha moment but apparently not, and if that's allowed, then you're right.
Fuck you Deirdre, get off my fucking sunbed. Equality Act 2010 LOVE.
Down here Parents who dont jab their kids forfeit benefits and their kids cant attend child care.
No jab no pay and no jab no play.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-55161923
Let's all laugh at Offy.
HIV is massively less transmissible, probably somewhere in the order of hundreds of times less.
Dierdre is not getting that sunbed before me Doc. Stop it.
I'll send you both a post-card.
Not if I send Coughshore Toon round to see you first.
Pep and Prep are mind blowingly good.
I'm a twit
Give it a rest, COVIDiotmouse.
Confirmed by Jacob Rees Mogg that Father Christmas will be allowed to visit the UK.
I fucking hate Rees-Mogg and his dickhead Victorian children.
Haven’t been in the US since August, but their recent numbers look insane
Lost my taste and smell now. Only realised when half way through Salt and Vinegar Pringles that I was tasting the air. Cold sweats and the comedown lasted about four hours after my post earlier in the week and have been normal since.
How’s it work with isolation? Ours was up on Monday and everyone else had all their symptoms last week and have been fine all this week. Surely if I went and got a test we wouldn’t need to isolate for another 14 days? A need a haircut
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