"OMARlFORSON"?
Figuring out what a Cole Palmer is and why it's worth 42.5m quid
Saudi oil money everywhere
Chelsea Boehl money everywhere
United rummaging around in the bargain bin
It being done for another few months
Something sensible like your club actually signing somebody decent
"OMARlFORSON"?
Bonucci turning out for Union Berlin is an odd one
Is that just all of United's available players? If not, why have they named 4 keepers? Has Ten Hag seen Arteta's interview and thought he can 1 [or even 2] up that?
Dan Gore
What a name.
I thought Union Berlin would be better than this, it's like watching Real Madrid play Rosenborg. Holding out so far though.
Bellingham loves a last minute winner. That must be about the 3rd or 4th so far
Sounds like a Taz post but there being a bloke called 'Sambo' on the PSV bench got a chuckle.
On a similar theme, Steve McManaman was falling over himself to correct a slip of the tongue earlier when he named 'left black' among the positions David Alaba could play.
Tuchel’s obsession with not playing an actual right back at right back is properly weird.
Nkunku at PSG, Chalobah and Loftus Cheek at Chelsea and now Laimer here.
Arsenal are so fucking back and it has such an overall effect on my mental health. I don't think I've ever been more wrong about a player than Trossard.
Might have been on to something with all the keepers.
Fucking Onana.
Game over.
Say what you like about Massimo Taibi but he didn't cost Ł60 million.
Maybe he should shout at Maguire some more.Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Musiala pulled Dalot's pants down and it was nice that no one bothered to mark Gnabry.
At least he can kick the ball well though.
Arsenal in Europe are 1/5th of the way there to beating Chelsea's win total for the year based off this match.
I don't think you can proclaim Arsenal are back when, in their only game so far against competent opposition, they struggled to a 2-2 draw at home against 10 men.
This sort of salty posting is confirmation that we're back.Clubs been an absolute joke filled with frauds for a decade and now people trying to say we're shit because we dropped 2 points to a set piece.
Nice trophy bro
Onana is an incredible keeper for a side like City. Ping it about to players who actually move for the ball, if you make a mistake your side has scored 5 anyway.
For a team like this it's the equivalent of putting your fat mate in net cos he can do 50 keepy uppies.
God, I love this game
Last time Chelsea won a trophy you were chatting about a Dundee derby. Stick to twitter arguments with @UTDTrey and screenshotting transfermarkt you little worm. I’ll be over here enjoying things.
phonics getting absolutely owned here g'wan waff you deviant fuck
I'd say I hope one of your kebabs gives you heart disease but I don't actually believe it.
Chelsea won the tournament you’re currently creaming yourself over being in - for the first time in about six years no less - in 2021 mate. Two years ago.
I’m glad you’re not taking it to heart, though. Do tell me more about this ‘Utd Trey’ character.
Am going to amortise me forgetting this fact over the next decade.
That’s some powerful stuff you’re on. Take it easy, my guy.
I don't think Kane at Bayern will ever feel right. Like when you give up on your 10 season lower league project to take over Real Madrid on FM.
It's like Olivia Coleman in Hollywood. Yes, dear, you deserve it and all, but it's not you.
Man Utd's midfield has an average age of 76.
Where's fucking "Don" so I can shit all over his Odegaard takes while I'm here.
You're only playing PSV...
Quiet now. You spent half of last year with Luuk De Jongs understudy up front.
Casemiro
What's that, milky bar kid finally does something and it's against the Eredivisie shite he made his name from? That's that debate settled.
"Well what happened is I shit myself but did you see the 14 yard pass I made?"
I would like to hear more about how Onana is better than De Gea.
RL?
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Has he made what you would call a good save for United yet? He will be getting monkey chants by February at this rate.
England would have been frightening with a midfield of Bellingham + Musiala + Shitkicker.
The thing is no one could have seen this coming. And plus, this is really only ETH's first month in charge if you accept that the previous squads weren't really his players. Some backing in Jan to sign Russell Brand and bed in Diallo and Pellistri and we can then look to judge.
This is correct although the caveat there is Arteta was being weird with his selection then. I think the team that started against PSV last night would have battered Fulham. Having Jesus back and not playing Partey at right back make a huge difference, Raya on his second consecutive clean sheet too
I wonder if he’s doing what I did with TTH FC where Luca and Lofty rotated, losing their spot if they conceded a goal.
I'm a twit
Forgot to leave Oktoberfest and missed the game. Beer was good though.
No fucks given."If sportswashing is going to increase my GDP by 1%, then we'll continue doing sportswashing," Bin Salman said.
He told Fox News: "I don't care [about the term]. I have 1% growth in GDP from sport and I am aiming for another 1.5%.
"Call it what you want - we are going to get that 1.5%."
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