That had better be a real name.
Half an hour? Shit must be going down.
What?Originally Posted by Giggles
Yevrah's buried under all his provisions like when Principal Skinner went missing.
What?
Fucking hell
I'm on an hourly swing of fuck it I get sick I get sick and oh my god I am not leaving the house.
You seem to bottom and peak ten times a day.
That sounds like they have updated their models with the actual information gathered, having initially had to base them on certain assumptions (such as increased awareness, which would negate just chucking Chinese data into them) into account.
It has been pretty lol watching the professional know-it-all wanker class suddenly finding themselves as ignorant about something as the rest of us. They could just think about these things logically like some of us are attempting to, and admit where they lack understanding; but then they would just be another chump, so they're having to 1) blag fuck out of it; and/or 2) steer it round to their usual NARRATIVE frameworks and bullshit specialities ('specialities'), i.e. lolthegovernment. It's not unlike how Vote Leave gamed them to pieces feeding the Boris vs Dave angle when they would otherwise have ignored half of their stuff.
Hope he sees this king
Fucking hell this is grim.
It’s Channel 4. They make grim.
Looool Suppression being heavily advised to Govt. Looks like they've killed potentially hundreds of thousands with that initial approach.
Is she living in the shed now and if not, why can she not broadcast from a room in the house?
Preparing online courses sucks arse. Bring all the cunts back, rather get sick.
Everything closing over here tomorrow too. Cunt garage cancelled my appointment to get my inspection. I better not get any tickets in the next couple of weeks or I will go on a rampage that will make the virus look like nothing.
PA State Police are twats of the highest order, so good luck with that.
I have been driving with an expired MO registration for over a year without issues, so I am hoping for the best.
Does your uni have facilities to record lectures, or do you have to build and post slides?
I'll be working from home. Planning to record some videos and stuff.
Tom Hanks is out of hospital but still in isolation.
I could teach you how to livestream your class so you could just do your traditional version.
Tormund has it
Good thing is that he'll lol it off pronto though.
I genuinely cannot believe what's transpired today. Attitudes of blindly following the experts should never EVER prevail again.
Last edited by Yevrah; 17-03-2020 at 02:36 AM.
Boris is off his head.
Watching Newsnight now and from this point onward there should be no two bit politicians invited to gob off on these programmes. They can't answer a question directly as they've been trained not to for their entire careers - this health minister woman can't even answer the question directly of whether a wedding should be held under the new guidelines.
People need clear and concise direction in these times, not wank. The two scientists, Boris and Hancock (we're stuck with them due to their position for the foreseeable whatever you think of them) + maybe a couple of others should be it. No one else says anything. It's simply not needed.
Facebook needs to be blocked down here for a month.
Qantas and Virgin reckon they will offer travel credits in return for cancelled flights.
Last edited by Queenslander; 17-03-2020 at 03:31 AM.
Zoom?
I'm a twit
My intial survey of Chertsey at 7.30 in the morning tells me that no one gives a fuck about 'avoiding unnecessary social contact' or going into confined spaces. Costa Coffee looked to be buzzing.
Boris and co have simply got to realise that white van man doesn't read the news and if he does, doesn't give a shit about it.
Maybe think about what you're saying. Most of the "white van" men youre on about are going to be self employed people who work really hard to provide for their families now stuck in incredibly uncertain times with jobs getting cancelled left, right and centre with no help from the government.
But yeah White van builder idiots dont give a fuck about the news.
I’m surprised that attitude even surprised you.
What is a “white van man” in British parlance?
AR15 wielding BBQer?
It's just a convenient catch all phrase. And yes of course they have to carry on working. But what the fuck are they doing piled up in coffee shops and cafs like normal.
These people are my customers so it's not like I'm some ivory tower cunt with no stake in it.
Working class male. Plumbers/electricians etc.
Basically, Jim has his head up his arse.
Jimmy sees all white van men as the way I see all English men. Neither of us is right.
Anyone else taking their kids to school? It feels like sending them to a death camp, where they aren't going to be victims but train to become murderers.
Literally every single kid was talking about death. Who's going to die, who has it, who's relatives are going to die, who should they shun, discussing if coughing at teachers they don't like will float.
Absolutely mental. And they were all coughing and sneezing and sniffling. Fucking nightmarish.
I wouldn't have them anywhere near school.
That sentence is three words longer than it needs to be.
Also true.
We've both got the cold (NOT Corona).
I think I might keep her off tomorrow.
Act like you both have it.
It's not 'white van man'. Or at least not only. Suited public sector director prick also fits the criteria. I just sat in a meeting for an update on the virus which instead became a room full of people performing mental gymnastics around how we might interpret the latest government advice. We are a corporate department, lads. We basically don't exist any longer. Get the fuck home.
I can see four elderly people in a ward from where I'm typing this. They are the people who will die if we carry on fucking about. As for me, I'm off. I've got plenty to get on with that doesn't need to be done in this building.
Civil service plugs away which, given how many claimants we have claims about to run out, is a necessary action.
This is the problem:
Some LAD on Facebook has just posted that he has some symptoms, so doesn't want to stay at home at risk of infecting his elderly mother (he's at least 35, lol). He's asking if anyone has a room for a couple of weeks. Then some daft bint replies with this:
"Pointless moving out this is not just gonna go away in a few weeks so long as you all maintain good hygiene keep areas clean she should be ok x"
Sound. You might be about to inadvertently kill your mom, but just crack on kid. The fucking ignorance and stupidity...and to share that in the form of advice
I'd be in a hotel tonight.
On the plus side she'll probably be offered a government job based on that advice.
There ought to be some sort of escalating response to drip-feed the seriousness of it to these sort of people on a longer-term basis.
Well, with the travel ban all valid ESTA's for EU, Irish and UK citizens have now been voided by the US government.
I've had to wade in. Silly cunt.
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