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    See, I wouldn't advocate assassination or anything like that, but if it were to happen this way, well, it'd be nature's way. Straight from a lab in CHIna.

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    I see my local MP has had symptoms of the Rona, travelled to Westminster anyway, been confirmed to indeed have the Rona and then travelled back by train.

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    Too convenient. Not a hope he has it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Too convenient. Not a hope he has it.
    I was thinking this.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Too convenient. Not a hope he has it.
    You are almost certainly right.

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    They launched their nuclear command flights as a deterrent an hour before he tweeted. He has it. What possible positive effect could faking it have anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Not to sound like Magic, but IF the vast majority of infected people only feel like this (or milder) when they get it, then I say open it all up.
    I'd be the same if it wasn't for the fact that we were registering more daily covid deaths than cancer and heart disease at the peak. It's still the 3rd highest cause of deaths in the US.
    Last edited by Shindig; 02-10-2020 at 07:53 AM.

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    Hid advisor has it, so he probably does. Wouldn't put it past him to fake it tho

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    If he's not seen on a golf course in the next three days, he has it.

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    Food for thought however from my colleague at the next desk, who says: 'Trump and Boris, two of the unhealthiest people going around, Boris is walking around drinking pints in Westminster, are we supposed to believe they had it? They would both be dead if they got it.'

    A sanguine and well thought-out point to which I have no rebuttal.

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    Of all the leaders who've picked it up, he's been the closest to death. Bolsonaro took a while to shift it as well.

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    My Covid denying mate has pointed out if it is anywhere near as bad as the media have made out then Trump is definitely dead, which is a fair point.

    Though last night he forwarded me an image of a cropped headline about a 'Covid revolt' in Middlesbrough and said 'I bet the media won't cover it!' To which I pointed out it was a cropped image of the Daily Mail

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    In what world is it a fair point? Most old people survive it. The odds aren't as comfortable, but it's not fucking Ebola.

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    I wonder what would do for the election? Does Pence stand in as the Republican nominee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    In what world is it a fair point? Most old people survive it. The odds aren't as comfortable, but it's not fucking Ebola.
    He ticks all the comorbidity boxes does he not? If he shrugs it off easier than Boris who is a lot younger than him then it seems suspect.

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    It's like 99.2% survival for people in his age group as opposed to 99.9%, and not everyone gets it the same. You can't read anything into anything.

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    I'd deffo be getting excited if it wasn't just the fact he's got a big arse and is a little old that people seem to think he is walking towards the light. Boris wasn't the norm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    It's like 99.2% survival for people in his age group
    What are you smoking?

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    Team Panic trying to claw back a late consolation goal. Cute.

    I'm seeing 5-13% as the case fatality rate for 70-79s. Wipe off the millions not getting tested because they're not eating Northern takeaways and Jimmy probably ain't far off.

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    I'm smoking cold, hard statistics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I'm smoking cold, hard statistics.
    Alright Simon Gleave.

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    A baby at my son's nursery has tested positive, so the entire place has been shut down for two weeks. Brilliant. Fuck knows what we're going to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    Alright Simon Gleave.
    Look, if I could pass off reading out the UEFA coefficient tables as 'analytical insight' then I would, but I'm not that kind of jazzer. I am but a humble mathematician of the soul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Team Panic trying to claw back a late consolation goal. Cute.

    I'm seeing 5-13% as the case fatality rate for 70-79s. Wipe off the millions not getting tested because they're not eating Northern takeaways and Jimmy probably ain't far off.
    Yeah maybe if you have the maths level of a 5 year old. South Korea tests everyone and their fatality rate for that age group is 8-9%, so if you take an obese American who eats Filet o' Fish every day I'd wager it'd be around 20%. He'll get the best bleach injection treatment around though so Trump's personal ticker is probably around 5-7%

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    There is no special magic treatment that only rich people get for covid. I don't understand this thinking in the general public. We aren't reusing needles and getting the cleaner on a pair of bellows instead of a ventilator for the plebs.

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    Actually, they probably are in America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Yeah maybe if you have the maths level of a 5 year old. South Korea tests everyone and their fatality rate for that age group is 8-9%, so if you take an obese American who eats Filet o' Fish every day I'd wager it'd be around 20%. He'll get the best bleach injection treatment around though so Trump's personal ticker is probably around 5-7%
    The discussion is strictly around his age group, not his diet.

    It's all well and good that Yu So Yung and his buddies are getting 8% but Spain are getting under 5% and not testing every one so ya man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    A baby at my son's nursery has tested positive, so the entire place has been shut down for two weeks. Brilliant. Fuck knows what we're going to do.
    Not get poorly, probably.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    The discussion is strictly around his age group, not his diet.

    It's all well and good that Yu So Yung and his buddies are getting 8% but Spain are getting under 5% and not testing every one so ya man.
    Spain's is 15% for his age group

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    You're looking at a May report into mortality rate.

    Here is where you shall find up to date case fatality rates.

    https://ourworldindata.org/mortality-risk-covid

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    I know Mokkers doesn't drive (obviously) but if he did he'd be the sort of wet weekend that gets overtaken by lorries on the motorway. Absolute blanket.

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    Jesus.

    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I know Mokkers doesn't drive (obviously) but if he did he'd be the sort of wet weekend that gets overtaken by lorries on the motorway. Absolute blanket.

    You pissed yourself in an airport from the stress of being in an airport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I know Mokkers doesn't drive (obviously) but if he did he'd be the sort of wet weekend that gets overtaken by lorries on the motorway. Absolute blanket.


    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    You pissed yourself in an airport from the stress of being in an airport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Food for thought however from my colleague at the next desk, who says: 'Trump and Boris, two of the unhealthiest people going around, Boris is walking around drinking pints in Westminster, are we supposed to believe they had it? They would both be dead if they got it.'

    A sanguine and well thought-out point to which I have no rebuttal.
    Boris looks absolutely fucked in fairness to the fair point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    You're looking at a May report into mortality rate.

    Here is where you shall find up to date case fatality rates.

    https://ourworldindata.org/mortality-risk-covid
    Did they gouge out your eyes as part of a fatwa? That's all age groups.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I know Mokkers doesn't drive (obviously) but if he did he'd be the sort of wet weekend that gets overtaken by lorries on the motorway. Absolute blanket.
    I don't know a single American my age who doesn't drive

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    Did that really happen, Magic? That's amazing.

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    He said it did a while back. It's something that should be brought up every time Magic calls someone a wet blanket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Did they gouge out your eyes as part of a fatwa? That's all age groups.
    Scroll a bit further down, dear :****)

    You've sucked the fun out of this donning such is the magnitude of it now ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Scroll a bit further down, dear :****)

    You've sucked the fun out of this donning such is the magnitude of it now ffs.
    Oh, you mean the graphic based on March 24th figures? A week into their breakout? I was giving you the benefit of the doubt on that one since you were claiming I wasn't using up to date figures but if you want more recent figures: https://www.statista.com/statistics/...n-spain-march/

    The level of data illiteracy has reached new heights with this pandemic. Your average Joe is no match for infographics these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Did they gouge out your eyes as part of a fatwa? That's all age groups.
    Setting aside the fact that Magic is retarded, even with those figures, a 70 year old is still odds on not to die from it. So all this hoopla about him possibly dying is a bit silly, He'll be fine.

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    I got lost in Gatwick I think it was, think it was SvN who attributed this to me pissing myself in fear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Setting aside the fact that Magic is retarded, even with those figures, a 70 year old is still odds on not to die from it. So all this hoopla about him possibly dying is a bit silly, He'll be fine.
    Hence me giving him 14:1 odds of dying to it. Call me Nostradamus

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    I've had a shocker. Going to be a long road back from here boys so I'd appreciate your support.

    Does my original point stand? Quite possibly but who cares at this point.

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    Fair play for admitting defeat and not doubling down on it.

    Well tripling, cos you did kinda double down. Point stands though.
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