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    I understand that they're trying desperately to avoid a (potentially necessary in their eyes) 2nd national lockdown, but the thing that struck me the first time round is just how many people don't consume any actual news, so if the rules are any more complicated than about 5 things you can or can't do (that either do or don't apply in any given location), they've got no chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Clarks is gone @waffles
    I thought it was the 24/7 bakery at first. Pub will be back whenever normality resumes. Wasn’t open that often anyway

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    71 deaths would be worth a little stroke if we hadn't outed it all as a fraud.

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    As if Kiko goes anywhere that waff would.

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    I do miss the good old days, when you just checked what you wanted to do in the "big book of dream jobs" and were allocated a position accordingly.

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    From my experience of the first decade of my working life, I would genuinely advise any young person that the best way to get where you want to be is to dream small, and let your ambition be limited to maybe one day affording the premium supermarket sandwiches for lunch (eg. ham hock and mature cheddar) as opposed to the meal deal standards. That way, everything feels like an achievement, as opposed to one long failure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    As if Kiko goes anywhere that waff would.
    Two classy individuals.

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    Agreed. Fuck going to space or being famous. All you should ask for is a job you can do that pays fine. Take it from there.

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    Crispin Sommerville who runs a few restaurants in Soho has seen his revenues hit by 25%. Won't somebody think of the [immensely priveleged] children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Agreed. Fuck going to space or being famous. All you should ask for is a job you can do that pays fine. Take it from there.
    Where have you taken it Shinners?

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    To financial security, mostly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    As if Kiko goes anywhere that waff would.
    Actually the in-laws loved it. Live 'soul' music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    To financial security, mostly.

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    Ham hock butties in the posh bag
    I'm a twit

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    Bojack Johnson on the telly again tonight after the massive amount of difference it made last time.

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    Not sure what the point of this is.

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    Wor Boris still looks shot to bits. He'll be gone/going within a year.

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    Wales announcing Flintshire goes into Lockdown tomorrow at 6pm....

    Smiffy lives in....

    FML. :-D

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    So, I have coronavirus

    Got my positive test results back today. Felt feverish since Sunday but mostly feeling better now. Still a little bit under the weather but overall not too bad.

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    Well that sucks.

    Is that the first TTH confirmed case?

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    This is worse than Taz and his soppy tastebuds. Inject a bit of drama into it ffs.

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    How was your breathing, Raoul?

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    Fine. Little bit stuffy but otherwise no different.

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    Did you feel ashamed when you told people you’d been in contact with, as if you caught it by sniffing glue? That’s the impression I get.
    I'm a twit

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    No, because I haven't been in contact with anyone. I'm in a new city where I don't really know people, socially, all that much. I told the test + trace person where I'd been (only a couple of places) but from what I gathered there wasn't anywhere specific it could be narrowed down to.

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    Increase the drama you slag.

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    Should we have a separate thread for the dirty infected posters?

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    A separate forum altogether.

    Anyone has the keys to the refuge?

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    It's OK as long as you're both wearing a Firewall.

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    Infected by Amsterdam nearly instantaneous. What a shagger

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54369002

    The prime minister's father, Stanley Johnson, has been pictured shopping without a face covering, breaking current Covid-19 restrictions.

    Mr Johnson - a former Tory MEP - has apologised, claiming he may not be "100% up to speed" with current rules after returning from abroad.


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    I bet he definitely quarantined upon his return though.

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    Aye, quarantining by shopping alone.

    Bit like this numpty.

    The bigger question is, of course, what sort of maniac would go for a pint in a place like that, but it takes all sorts I guess. Probably a paedo.

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    My friend had Covid and she told me today which is quite handy as it's 14 days after I met her (and 12 days after she started displaying symptoms). I only played football twice and went for a meal and drinks in the meantime. Thankfully, if I had it, I was asymptomatic.

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    Getting his defence in place early doors like all good bankers.

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    Were the drinks casual?

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    On a scale of 1 to casual, it was 9.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    No, because I haven't been in contact with anyone. I'm in a new city where I don't really know people, socially, all that much. I told the test + trace person where I'd been (only a couple of places) but from what I gathered there wasn't anywhere specific it could be narrowed down to.
    How do you reckon you got it then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    How do you reckon you got it then?
    No idea really. I've only been to a couple of different places and both those were masked up and for a brief amount of time. Could be off a delivery person or maybe the bins (Amsterdam has a system where you have various big containers at most street intersections that you lob stuff into, but you have to touch them to open the hatches).

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    That prostitute was coughing a lot too...

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    Keep your Ukraine stories to the appropriate thread please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    So, I have coronavirus

    Got my positive test results back today. Felt feverish since Sunday but mostly feeling better now. Still a little bit under the weather but overall not too bad.
    Not to sound like Magic, but IF the vast majority of infected people only feel like this (or milder) when they get it, then I say open it all up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    No idea really. I've only been to a couple of different places and both those were masked up and for a brief amount of time. Could be off a delivery person or maybe the bins (Amsterdam has a system where you have various big containers at most street intersections that you lob stuff into, but you have to touch them to open the hatches).
    This would be weird. I'm not sure there's ever been a single case linked to fomites, and if you were masked up and in somewhere for a short stint the chances of getting it must be astronomically low. Could it be someone in your building + poor circulation somehow?

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    Maybe Duke has met the Donald in private and hasn't told us?

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/hope-h...d-19-1.5747343

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    Boris catching Covid, almost dying, and the whole country rallying together for 5 minutes seems like years ago.

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    Gahahahahaha

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    Somebody get him injecting the bleach, please.

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    I want all of the memes.

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    Please let him die.

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