it helped that the other best man did a far more joke heavy, cheeky speech, and he absolutely nailed his comic timing, which sorta diluted the wussy sincerity of mine.
it helped that the other best man did a far more joke heavy, cheeky speech, and he absolutely nailed his comic timing, which sorta diluted the wussy sincerity of mine.
igor that was crap.
"The other best man"
I was made best man cus i kinda had to be with our frankly excessively close friendship, but i told him to make the other guy co-best man cus they're also really good friends and it woulda felt like a bit of a snub to him. turns out I fucked up cus he told me something like "I really didn't wanna fucking do it, but no matter how many subtle hints I dropped he still insisted", oops, sorry mateOriginally Posted by Spikey M
"The other best man"
How much were you hoping someone would ask to see it?
Yeah, that was poor but I've seen worse.
Bet he didn't even fuck Luna, ffs.
The one chance you get to tell zany, wacky, out-there stories to a captive audience and that happens.
Nah, when it's in front of mostly family, you can't pull that off.
I mean imagine posting your best man speech on here ffs
I just watched Aftersun which was a terrible choice for a comedown Monday.
Are those speeches mandatory in a wedding? If so, I am glad I never had one.
Of course you can, and any decent wedding wouldn't be mostly family.
This is just me talking me talking from personal experience. My big boomer family dwarfs every one that's married in.
I'm heading up to Northumberland for a few days. Base is in Alnwick. Recommendations welcome.
I have a serbian wedding party this evening. Ive never been to a wedding in thr balkans before. As far as weddings goes, please see below a ist of the countries who i believe throw the most extravagant and and most exciting wedding events.
Indian
Nigeria
Everybody else
Yeah Indian weddings are pretty impressive.
I'm a twit
I'm at a Portuguese wedding today. Can confirm Catholic weddings aren't extravagant.
Was good. The language barrier wasnt difficult to deal with. All the people were friendly. All the women are long and slim, and they all want to dance with you.
Italian weddings have 20 courses at the reception.
I went to the theatre to watch The Lion King. Its was sensational. I had no idea it would have been that phenomenal.
I'm going out with some of the School Dads tonight and my wife has just given me warning that one of them has split up with their wife. His Mrs was telling the mums that they have been in an "unromantic phase" (eugh) for years and they're now just living together as friends. As a friend, he now babysits while she goes out and gets routed by the FIVE men she is currently dating, and they're far better off now because they talk alot more now. Including about all the lovely sex she's having.
I'm absolutely buzzing for tonight now. Is he a cuck getting off to this shit? Or is he just bottling everything up and he's going to be the next Incel on news for going full Benoit?
Do pubs sell popcorn?
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Going out with School Dads?
Hes definitely a Benoit.
Got a date coming round tomorrow spending the night (its a femboy, sincere. yes I will be eating and ploughing anus). Gone wild and ordered wine from Waitrose. Even paid for a cleaner to dig the place out. Full swag.
Gonna be fun when she gets pregnant, will he babysit for that one too?
Its clearly gonna end with all the dads going back to theirs to run a train on her while he weeps and wanks in the corner.
Of course he will the dickhead. There should be some means where he could trade his existence to someone that's dying.
I don't think femboys can get pregnant mate.
It sounds like DS is going to try and test that theory tonight.
The cuckolding is almost less embarrassing.
One of my school dads has a prosthetic leg.
I'm a twit
It's certainly less embarrassing than being a 30-something virgin.
It's not embarrassing. Who cares?
Out here minding my business and I end up catching strays
Lads I'll literally get yas a hooker each mon now
Lads, I didn't want to start Friday night toxicity, I'm just intrigued to find out more as it sounds like the sort of gammon concept that would be useful to be familiarised with in case someone mentions it IRL and I have to act unfazed by it.
yeah having mates what a soy boy
Neither a cuck or a Benoit I'm afraid lads. She caught him cheating and this public performance is just a desperate effort on her part to save face.
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Sounds like a cuck masquerading as an alpha male 'yeah I got caught railing some hot model lads so she is letting all of the fat lads at her slimming world club have a ride'.
Date cried wolf an hour before coming round ,friend in hospital apparently. So it's either real or a flake.
I might just get a hooker.
Some bloke who got sacked from work because one woman didn’t like him has organised a ‘work night out’ but insisted that none of the women in the team were invited, so 7 of us blokes are out round Liverpool tomorrow evening. It was arranged in September and started out as a secret but as it’s got closer to the big day, we basically just openly talk about it in front of everyone who isn’t invited.
I’m not expecting great things tbh but will be nice to see the sacked guy and my mate who retired a while back, and always nice to have a few drinks and slag off anyone who isn’t there.
I'm a twit
Am I an anomaly for never having done coke? Or any drug, for that matter.
I'm a twit
Probably.
I am also an anomaly then.
I've never bothered.
Once you're not a walking heart attack, we'll book you in for a night with Taz and Waff.
@Ho
It's absolutely rife these days.
Nasty shit really, wouldn't recommend but then I could always handle my drink and was never short of libido.
I'm a bit naive to this kind of stuff. How rife are we talking? I could understand the high-flying, ultra successful types doing coke but is little old Ethel down the road doing lines as well? Genuinely interested.
Everyone has been on coke since the mid 2000's.
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