That meme gets a from me. Especially when used against GS.
It's only ice cream, lads.
'Black sesame' 'ice cream.' 'Mate.'
They probably tossed it right back into the 'ice cream' bin and sold it to the next person in line.
Yeah well I'm not eating it.
Hibiscus sherbet up next. Maybe pair it with some rhubarb and a white chocolate cremeux. Just need something crunchy.
Boydy's cock lol.
blood oranges taste totally different to regular oranges you spacker
So homophobia's cool now? Alright.
This is the worst argument on the board in a while. Both Boydy's softness and the bad meme is worth a lol at, the lol gay stuff from Spikey is just being a bellend
lol gay jokes are worse than repeatedly posting memes and stuff in an annoying way, but i am biased on account of enjoying repeatedly posting things in an annoying way and not being homophobic
I imagine, and hope, that ‘lol GAY’ jokes are used similarly to just ‘lol’ on here. It’s used in irony in most cases. It’s basically a ‘Your mum’ joke or a ‘your face’ joke to take us back to the days of Sandman.
Anything that involves John is worse than anything that doesn't involve him.
Suck a dick.
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does anyone want to eat my ass
If you shave it I'll tuck in.
Had a new three seat sofa, chair and foot stool delivered today. I’m currently maxing and relaxing on them.
I’ve never owned a brand new soda before.
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In mocha
Just paid £55 for a pool cue. I'm so embarrassingly excited for its arrival.
I miss pool. Fuck all the knackers for getting them taken out of most pubs.
If I'd ever bought a house the plan was to have a room big enough for a proper pub one.
Aye, the disappearance of pool tables from most pubs is a shame. The ones that remain are always fucking shite and charge £1 a game as well. Thankfully we've got a Rileys (well, formerly Rileys, but same kind of set up) with about 10 british pool tables, all well maintained, and it's about £5 an hour per table. There's a £1 supplement for non-members but they only seem to charge that about once in every five times we go, depending on if the person on shift can be arsed.
And I have very limited interest in living in a big house or even owning one, but having room for a pool table is something I'd love as well.
I'd fucking love my own pool table.
The best thing about the job I had when I lived in London was the pool table in the office. I got so good (again - I used to be good when I was younger but hadn't played in years) but now I'm probably rusty as shit again.
I should be crap at pool, because I am crap at doing what makes up pool, and if you put me against another crap player I will more than likely lose; but I am able to test and even beat objectively superior players because once I go a few down I just slam the balls around as hard as I can and get all sorts of awkward bounces.
I'm fairly shit but I used to think I was class as I would almost always attempt hard shots and now and then they'd obviously come off.
I also liked my breaks (just smash it as hard as I could) but it was probably hurting me if a ball didn't go in.
Surely everyone's break is just smashing it as hard as you can and hoping one goes in?
I used to live near a place with loads of tables in Portadown but the cunts from work always wanted to play snooker instead of pool. Those tables are too big for people of our standard.
A mate and I went into a really shitty old man pub about six months ago and the only other people in the place were two irresponsibly old men and a little spastic bloke sitting talking to the barman. We started playing pool and they all came over to watch. Three games in my mate bounced the black off both knuckles leaving me with an easy finish, and the little spastic shouted 'YASS' as loud as I've ever heard anyone shout. My friend refused to play another game and seethed for about two hours afterwards. He's still furious now any time I bring it up to lol at him.
We used to have a table at my Dad's house but all bar one of the cushions needed replacing. Also had to use child cues in some places as there wasn't enough room but it was brilliant.
That's quality, and I like how easily an image of that pub is conjured up from that little anecdote. I've been in plenty almost identical, I imagine (i was probably the spastic).
I used to play virtually every week for an hour or so from when I was about 11 to 16 and got quite good, then started playing for hours on end in the summer holiday of 2008 when Rileys opened and I got fucking amazing. Then I basically stopped playing for a few years after I discovered girls and booze (not that either particularly liked me back). I played again after I'd had my retina de- and then re-attached, which had fucked up my depth perception, was fucking wank and assumed it had ended my time of being an alright pool player, but obviously looking back I was just proper rusty.
I've started playing again more regularly and I've been getting back to roughly the level I was when I was in my early teens.
I'm quite inconsistent, and really bad at long, straight shots, but I've an uncanny knack of making utterly ridiculous pots - long cuts along the cushion, long plants, cannons and my fave - doubles across the length rather than width of the table.
In a couple of years I'm going to buy a house and I plan to have a table tennis table in one of the rooms. You plebs playing pool need some decorum.
Joining Rileys (or local equivalent) when you're seventeen, going twice, and then realising that going all the way to town to play fucking pool is a waste of your life. That British Problems dickhead would get a book out of that observation.
I think we have used our pool table less than 20 times in the 2 and half years we have had it. Its pretty much become a giant cat bed.
What kind of pool cue? An actual pool cue? Surely, in a Riley's, you'd be better off getting a snooker cue, and playing on the snooker tables. It'd make you a million times better at pool for starters. Long shots you say?
I've still never forgiven my parents for giving my (ok their) pool table away when I left home.
Why is pool so awesome? Don't know anyone that doesn't like it.
I get Pool in a way that I don’t get Golf or Darts. I think it’s more likeable (to play, anyway) because it’s easy to be/feel relatively good at it. With Darts or Golf I’m well aware that wherever I try to send the thing, it’s going nowhere close. With Pool I am atleast competent purely through having functioning hand - eye coordination.