People smoking is good for Our NHS so it's not even a financial saving.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
People smoking is good for Our NHS so it's not even a financial saving.
You literally said the other day you smoked. Presumably not in the 80s bruh
I did indeed. Vapes weren't a thing back then though.Originally Posted by Waffdon
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-scotland-67009605
Doesn't matter how many shock policies the Tories introduce to win back all the pensioners, they're fucked if this trend continues in Scotland.
Tories all tactically voting Labour up there to keep out the nationalists #proud
Losing their deposit
Reminds me of Swinson losing her own seat after sniffing her own farts for too long.
Jocknats are the lowest level bunch of jokers in the country.
Yeah, mate, that was indeed one of the 'multiple internal difficulties'.[Stephen Flynn] says the party has had multiple internal difficulties such as when previous MP, Margaret Ferrier, broke Covid rules when she took a train home from London after testing positive for Covid.
I think it might have more to do with appointing a sex offender, then a money launderer, as the head of the party, Steph lad.
What the fuck is his PR team playing at here? A picture on his private plane. The lack of self-awareness is incredible.
He's a massive weaselly dickhead.
No one minds him having a private plane, he's the PM. I'm not sure what a 'long-term decision' is, though. Does it mean he takes years to make it?
It means you have to live with the consequences of it for a long time.
Like salting the earth.
It means they cost nothing and that there's no chance of any of them being enacted.
It also means that their think-tanks are telling them that people think they're too reactionary and need to plan for the future.
And, they're probably just getting their opposition arguments in early for when Labour win and don't do any of this shit.
"Well Labour, OR SHOULD WE SAY "THE CANCER PARTY" are quite happy for your children to DIE of lung cancer, so..."
Luckily for the tories the events in Isreal WERE ALL JEREMY CORBYN'S FAULT as per the papers today, so landslide victory for Rishi incoming. Might even call a snap election whilst the dust is settling and Starmer is pissing blood.
Somehow about Corbyn. The obsession is pathetic.
I don't get why the Tories and people on the far right continue to obsess over Jeremy Corbyn. He is now an irrelevance.
Because his brand of cold war bullshit needs scarifying from the land completely.
Also he's probably going to run for Mayor of London which could be an issue for Sadiq and Labour.
On the list of brands that need scarifying, anything related to Corbyn is currently way down the list.
Good to see amigo doing well.
Keeks trying to add Iceland to his nationalities now.
If there's anyone who can make me wonder if the lizard-people theory has some merit it's Sunak. He is not human.
Meegs could never pack on weight like that. If he could he'd have squared up to Bam like a man.
I only have two officially.
Palestinian and Israeli
Tories behaving painfully to type with a cheeky bit of rape cover-up I see.
It's not even the most evil thing they've done in the last week.
Is this a different MP to Crispin Blunt? He was already arrested on suspicion of rape, wasn't he?
RIP hottie.
Once they lose the next election fuck I hope she becomes the new leader. That will then mean they are done for at least two election cycles which is what they need at the minute.
Gives me more time to spend with her family in Mordor.
Government have given up on the waiting list KEY PLEDGE, it appears.
Seems like the pig shagger is back.
I'm really struggling to fathom how this has all come about. I mean, it's been obvious to anyone for years that she held utterly abhorrent views and was a loose cannon, so what was the thinking when she was appointed as to how it would turn out any differently?
Is the masterplan here to put D. Cameron in charge of the Ministry of Second Referendums to try and woo back the middle classes or something? Is he a lord?
Got to be old Shappsy for the Foreign Office.
Double decker boats en route.
Does Foreign Secretary D Cameron get to tour about EU nations hobnobbing with their respective leaders/foreign secretary equivalents now? That should be funny.
It shows how bereft of competent people they are that they are having to bring someone back from the dead effectively.
First plane back to Nice.
Classic.
This is a laughable appointment. Why not bring back Michael Heseltine while you're at it.
That clip is the best. Corbz and David Ginola looking on bemused.
Just seen the Sky News Reaction clip of Cameron getting out of the ministerial landrover, love the "what the hell" comment in the background.
To give Rishi some credit he does seem to have swerved all the journos, which is some achievement in this day and age, as well as providing the drama of making Kay Burley shit herself live on air.
The BBC guy seemed to know what was going on quite early doors, so he must have good intel.
Very on-brand for her to call him fat, too.
The conservatives are a laughable party.
"Will stop the boats"
Probably timing his run quite well in that regard as presumably far fewer, if any, 'small boats' make it over during the winter months.
It's like when Viera got sacked off the back of playing all the Top 6 in a row then Hodgson got crowned a great manager off sneaking 1-0's against the dross.
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