People assume they've got food poisoning if they have a runny shit within 24 hours of eating. The reality is much more severe.
People assume they've got food poisoning if they have a runny shit within 24 hours of eating. The reality is much more severe.
Sounds like I need to click into your post for further details?
We are currently in the interview process for three positions. Looking at all these people's resumes, I have no idea how they ever hired me.
Ive been sat in interviews for the last week which seem completely pointless as not once have I been asked for feedback.
Had a 2 hour workshop yesterday at work about basically "how we should be doing our job".
Everyone in the company is going through it.
What a colossal waste of time and effort.
Things like that are total shite and forcing people to do them is usually an example of management getting bored and needing to justify their existence.
All of them have been rejected. That was well worth the 5 hours I spent this week.Originally Posted by phonics
We need a inhouse web designer/producer/master. Salary is 80k pa. Send me a PM if you are/know someone who's interested.
I'll do it for 40.
Ive got about six jokes about you struggling to get your foot in the door and I made none of them.
There are no females, right?
85%. You wouldn't be able to get a thing done. The rest are homosexual males and me.
Inhouse jobs are awful. They pay so well for a reason.
That's just a normal salary over here. A half decent one bed flat will set you back 1.5k if you find a good deal.
Oh right. They do typically pay about 20% higher in my experience, and with good reason.
My year end review was pretty positive and my rating reflects that "exceeds". Which means, despite being an idiot, the company does actual rate me reasonably highly even after the brutal cut backs we've seen over the years.
I've spotted a job online that would be perfect for my pal and subsequently found out that it's basically for the team I work in. Is that a bad idea? Anyone worked with an outside of work friend?
I would like to officially withdraw my application.
Thank you.
Off the phones for a month. Good riddance to a long week, although today was pretty sound. Got a couple of nods from claimants for me being so understanding and such. I imagine this is how Mike feels everyday.
My worst nightmare about to become a reality. A French customer is coming to visit who speaks no English and the boss has asked me to come to lunch with them and simultaneously translate.
I'll be like that goon who stands next to Bielsa.
Getting paid extra for it?
I'm a twit
Lol no. Free lunch, but I guess there's no such thing as one of those.
I've got a friend who makes absolute bank doing that stuff for WEF.
"Makes absolute bank"
You're about 40, Fam blud fam innit.
Only people who actually are about 40 get mad at the slang people use.
Preach.
I'm a twit
"You're about 40"
"No u r"
CY@
Proper ones get paid shitloads. Me winging it, lol. Especially s this is the sort of industry where they'll happily sink a bottle of wine over lunch and then head straight back to the coalface.
You're blacking up?
That sort of tedium pays so much. I could probably make the equivalent to my yearly salary transcribing and subtitling audio/video interviews in about 3 months but I'm not sure I could take it.
They'd probably ask me to do that if it meant increasing revenue by 30 euros.
We're being asked to sign up to illegal (and very pointless) trading terms by one of our idiot customers. Fun times, I might refuse to do it and see what they say.
Reply 'I'll sign, but I want paying in Cocain if that's how we're doing things.'
I'm going to ask for 'Elton rates' for re-writing their silly contracts (that I still don't intend to sign).
There is a Head of History job going at a school local to me that I'm considering applying for. I thought the school had a pretty good rep but the last Ofsted was fairly damning and a friend of mine knows the former Head of History and described as a 'horrible' school + the history classrooms are/were 'portacabins', which has dented my enthusiasm a bit. Might still go have a look around and see if for myself.
Now you're talking.
https://www.irishtimes.com/business/...ment-1.3787348
If it's anything like Intel here, be prepared to receive 1,600 new Chinese/Indian engineers.
There's always a few Indians but the workforce here is mainly Irish and ex NEC Scots.
The worst thing about dealing with immigrants--pretend Lewis or someone else wrote this, not me--is that it takes so much more effort to interact with them because you have to navigate cultural and language barriers, and people are fundamentally lazy.
People in general or those people? I find it's not a question of laziness but more (at least when dealing with them over the phone), I don't want them to agree to something they don't comprehend.
I would have said the worst thing was the smell, so please remove my name from those sentiments.
I was half way through writing this response. Fuck sake.
The rape isn't ideal either.
You can't tell if they're objecting, what with the language barrier.
What the fuck’s going on in this thread.
I'm a twit
How's the paedo business going?
Quite well.
Had someone resign today, only 5 months after taking the job. Annoying but understandable. They're a proper introvert and moved here for the job, so they just spend their evenings sat bored, alone. They're moving back home.
You should have given them one of those TTH business cards.
There's a waft of dirty bumhole everytime the gay man who works in my office is close by. He normally smells nice. Clearly got bummed on Valentines Day right?
I'm a twit
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