User Tag List

Page 30 of 235 FirstFirst ... 2028293031324080130 ... LastLast
Results 1,451 to 1,500 of 11708

Thread: The All New Jobs Thread

  1. #1451
    Isn't he banned? Baz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    15,019
    Mentioned
    199 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Me. But I don't mind.
    I'm a twit

  2. #1452
    ram it up your shitpipe Giggles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Kildare
    Posts
    30,459
    Mentioned
    138 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I want to go home.



  3. #1453
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,470
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Starting my new job today on about 4 hours sleep. Yay.

  4. #1454
    Isn't he banned? Baz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    15,019
    Mentioned
    199 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    My out of office message went to 8 people apparently.
    I'm a twit

  5. #1455
    Senior Member Boydy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,592
    Mentioned
    78 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    How many of them clicked on the affiliate links in it?

  6. #1456
    Senior Member Offshore Toon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,566
    Mentioned
    20 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    What's the best way to move around these days? LinkedIn?

  7. #1457
    Isn't he banned? Baz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    15,019
    Mentioned
    199 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I used this.
    I'm a twit

  8. #1458
    Senior Member Pepe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    11,321
    Mentioned
    54 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Got my student evaluations today. Lol at five students thinking they were getting A's (only one did).

  9. #1459
    Bookie Sir Andy Mahowry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    40,776
    Mentioned
    105 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    What did they other 4 get?

  10. #1460
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,079
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Donned.

  11. #1461
    Senior Member Pepe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    11,321
    Mentioned
    54 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I don't see who chose what, so I don't know, but probably B's, unless they are really deluded.

  12. #1462
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,079
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Department-wide junk aside, I returned, after three weeks away, to one e-mail today.

  13. #1463
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,470
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    My new work colleagues seem like a good lot. I work in a team of 6 and my favourite 2 are:

    Giggles: Well, he's an often dour Irishman with a dry sense of humour. He's pretty cool.

    and

    Igor: Well, she's a bright woman with an unfortunate level of verbal diarrhoea and chronic over thinking. She also has kids, so we were bonding over our lack of sleep when she went on to say 'what about your 3 year old? Is she good in bed?'. She then spent about 5 minutes getting flustered and trying to explain to widespread loling.

    I also found out that my wage is also £1800 more than I thought due to 'car allowance' and that 40p per mile is indeed what I will get on top of that.

    The only downside to the job is that I have a rather notorious estate in Southend to cover, along with all of Basildon and Brentwood.

  14. #1464
    DEATH TO THE WEIRD Raoul Duke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Haarlem
    Posts
    6,802
    Mentioned
    23 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Booked my trip to NYC for work in a couple of weeks, today. Managed to blag it so that I can be leave on the Friday get the whole weekend there (plus MLK day) and then a weekend at the end too. Essentially five days free holiday in New York

  15. #1465
    Living Legend! TG09's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Wellington, NZ
    Posts
    403
    Mentioned
    9 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    What's the best way to move around these days? LinkedIn?
    Probably, i get a lot of agencies asking me about new jobs on it.

  16. #1466
    More successful than most Magic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Scotchland
    Posts
    17,921
    Mentioned
    72 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Great day today at work and in general. Upon reflection, there's not a lot I could have done better at all. Wow.

    Maybe if my bitch ex had told me she was taking A swimming instead of her dad I might have video called, that's maybe the only thing I regret.

  17. #1467
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,258
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46810473

    Oof. In other news, my week's been busy. Landed myself on two projects for the week AND some regular phone work. I want shot of this.

  18. #1468
    Isn't he banned? Baz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    15,019
    Mentioned
    199 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I've just been tasked with putting up 50th birthday banners and blowing up 50th birthday balloons for someone I'm sures birthday is only on Thursday. And she'll only be 49.

    Done it anyway.
    I'm a twit

  19. #1469
    Isn't he banned? Baz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    15,019
    Mentioned
    199 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I'm a twit

  20. #1470
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,470
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

  21. #1471
    Senior Member Manc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Posts
    6,572
    Mentioned
    37 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    State of that office.

  22. #1472
    Isn't he banned? Baz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    15,019
    Mentioned
    199 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Unfortunately she is indeed 50 and is off after today so sadly it was well-received.
    I'm a twit

  23. #1473
    Pretty Much Amazing Mike's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    3,297
    Mentioned
    63 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Did she bring in cake?
    Someone turned 50 last week at work and came in with a huge Costco cake. The staffroom was packed!

  24. #1474
    Isn't he banned? Baz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    15,019
    Mentioned
    199 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Sadly not. I think she wanted to keep it quiet and was surprised anyone knew.

    To be fair, she’s one of the best ones for bringing in snacks so it’s not so bad.
    I'm a twit

  25. #1475
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,079
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I had my birthday off yesterday, which nobody knew about, so I just lobbed some biscuits on the table today and didn't explain them.

  26. #1476
    Senior Member Adamski's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    2,646
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Double stealth. Decent.

  27. #1477
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    3,865
    Mentioned
    49 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    There's always cake in my gaff. We had a Costco Victoria sponge last week and a Costco chocolate fudge cake this week. Thankfully I'm one of th few fat fucks who are eating it.

    I also became a rep for my organisation recently (I volunteered) which is to basically discuss with hr and leadership concerns raised by the staff. Been in it about 2 weeks and 3 different people have already come to me with concerns. Man of the people right here.
    Last edited by Foe; 15-01-2019 at 07:06 PM.

  28. #1478
    Senior Member Manc's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Posts
    6,572
    Mentioned
    37 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Casper the friendly ghost.

  29. #1479
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,258
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I had my birthday off yesterday, which nobody knew about, so I just lobbed some biscuits on the table today and didn't explain them.
    "Who were they from?"
    "Lewis."
    "Who?"

  30. #1480
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,079
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    The one nobody has had to pull aside to warn about their hygiene.

  31. #1481
    Senior Member Boydy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,592
    Mentioned
    78 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Who'd that happen to?

  32. #1482
    Isn't he banned? Baz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    15,019
    Mentioned
    199 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I'm a twit

  33. #1483
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,258
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Well that's me told.

  34. #1484
    Fuck like you cook.
    Join Date
    Dec 2018
    Posts
    2,107
    Mentioned
    28 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Scotland next week....

  35. #1485
    DEATH TO THE WEIRD Raoul Duke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Haarlem
    Posts
    6,802
    Mentioned
    23 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    New York next week for me

    Going to be minus fucking thirteen on Monday

  36. #1486
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2018
    Posts
    422
    Mentioned
    12 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    New York next week for me

    Going to be minus fucking thirteen on Monday
    I spotted that as well (I am also there next week so have been looking at the weather). I thought it was an error, everyone has been saying it will be cold but I wasn't expecting minus numbers.

  37. #1487
    Administrator Kikó's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    Laaaaaandan
    Posts
    12,153
    Mentioned
    19 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    New York has serious seasons. One of the reasons I don't understand why people like visiting Dec to early March. It's seriously cold.

  38. #1488
    Senior Member Boydy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,592
    Mentioned
    78 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    How did you manage that @Shindig? You dirty bastard.

  39. #1489
    Senior Member Josh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    259
    Mentioned
    22 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I just moved here at the beginning of the month. Can confirm I have no idea why people visit before April. I guess the hotels are cheaper and it's quieter.

    It's really fucking cold - hit minus temperatures everyday in the last couple of weeks. I'm not going to enjoy Monday, you just don't want to go out in minus 13.

  40. #1490
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,258
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    How did you manage that @Shindig? You dirty bastard.
    Extenuating circumstances.

  41. #1491
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,308
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    New York has serious seasons. One of the reasons I don't understand why people like visiting Dec to early March. It's seriously cold.
    I once went literally 27-30 Dec or so, and despite or perhaps because of the cold it was really atmospheric then.

    I remember standing on the outside deck of the Ellis Island ferry as we went past Liberty Island, me and my brother were the only people on the whole ship braving it despite the carrot of a close up view of the statue. I can only describe the cold on that boat trip as FUCKING cold.

  42. #1492
    Senior Member Boydy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,592
    Mentioned
    78 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Extenuating circumstances.
    No, seriously though.

  43. #1493
    Senior Member mugbull's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    4,228
    Mentioned
    27 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Any place that’s not England or the Tropics has serious seasons

  44. #1494
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,258
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    No, seriously though.
    Drop it.

  45. #1495
    Bookie Sir Andy Mahowry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    40,776
    Mentioned
    105 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Did they chip in for some Driclor? Or was it worse?

  46. #1496
    ram it up your shitpipe Giggles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Kildare
    Posts
    30,459
    Mentioned
    138 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I'm lost. Someone show Boydy where the quote button is.

  47. #1497
    Isn't he banned? Baz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    15,019
    Mentioned
    199 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Y’all bullies now?
    I'm a twit

  48. #1498
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,258
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I just can't believe this is the thing Mahow decides to go after.

  49. #1499
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2018
    Posts
    422
    Mentioned
    12 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Josh View Post
    I just moved here at the beginning of the month. Can confirm I have no idea why people visit before April. I guess the hotels are cheaper and it's quieter.

    It's really fucking cold - hit minus temperatures everyday in the last couple of weeks. I'm not going to enjoy Monday, you just don't want to go out in minus 13.
    How would you recommend getting from JFK airport to hotel?

  50. #1500
    ram it up your shitpipe Giggles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Kildare
    Posts
    30,459
    Mentioned
    138 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    There's lads going around in yellow cars that will give you a lift in exchange for money.

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •