Love the xG.
He’s missing this
Honestly, if I was a ref, the rat face on Bruno Fernandes would make me just send him off for no reason and if it gets me a demotion then so be it.
That was a ridiculously soft penalty.
How is Werner still on the pitch?
Lukaku and Havertz must be still injured
If this pudding scores and does his Thierry Henry big man celebration I'm done for the season.
Ronaldo wasn't even annoyed.
The incompetence of the officiating there was breathtaking.
Is that an actual rule? Because he didn’t shoot the assistant can’t pull it back for offside?
Is it genuinely the rule that VAR can't change the offside if it goes out for a corner? It feels like something that would happen on a badly programmed video game.
His aura kept him onside.
Hopefully that will teach Rudiger to stop thinking he can play.
Chelsea are utterly dreadful to watch.
Chelsea need to have a word with Thomas Tuchel about his touchline clobber. Are you a Big Club if your manager dresses like a shoplifter?
7 points off top with a goal difference of negative two
December is hyooge now. Man Utd away and a load of absolute shitters. Make or break time.
The Carragher/Keane argument is made 100x better by OG Jimmy just laughing at these two having a divorce mid show.
Carragher comes across like he has brain damage in that.
WHY HAVE THEY SIGNED HIM THEN?
To try to win a cup
YES BUT WHY HAVE THEY SIGNED HIM????REEEEEEEE
Carragher is clearly the winner. Keane is a mong.
There is no world where both of them aren’t gobshites.
Roy Keane is a crap pundit (albeit a lol one), but he is more right in that discussion than not. The other stuff he said about Carrick was good as well.
Might be now, but it sure as shit wasn't when you signed him.
The standard non-deluded opinion was that they signed Ronaldo because he's Ronaldo and why not. Nobody thought that it was going to edge them the league, but, if he improves the squad/adds big goals, he might help win a cup. I'm not sure what Carragher was screeching about winning the league for.
Can barely see the ball in the Leicester Watford highlights.
Awwww lil' Maddy has put his dad's suit on.
Apparently it's a gammon take but Alex Scott needs culling. That constant fucking voice of talking through a forced grin is intolerable. "Ooo but she wears leather leggings"...fuck off, love.
Ronaldo's goals are the reason they aren't out of the CL and bottom half of the league. Now, you can say his presence is a retrograde step and means they don't press, but if you're a shit team and don't press anyway then you might as well have Ronaldo.
They should just leave him for the CL games. He’s been a bit useless in the majority of their league games.
Rarcus Mashford will out score him in the league
They finished 2nd last year. This is an insane take. It’s really not hard to do well at football if you buy better players than everyone else. Wenger managed it on half their budget. You just buy better players and it doesn’t matter whether you set up in a 4-1-3-2 or a 4-2-3-1. You’ll win. They’ve been managed by an absolute nobody for years and finished 2nd because their budget is bigger than everyone else.
Jesus, give the guy some credit. Not like Chelsea and Liverpool suddenly had no money last season.
This is it. Maybe a sensible club wouldn't have become nostalgic over an old great but we did even if he didn't fit what had given Solskjear some success.
Just looking at the table, I hadn't really appreciate how much filth there is going on. Wolves, Spurs and Brighton 6th, 7th and 9th with none of them averaging more than a goal a game and none with positive goal difference. Your mob not much better.
Top 3 out of sight already.
It is looking a bit La Liga.
We will come third. It'll be a very good third, though, and we'll be close in Europe again too.
I meant to include a reply to the tweet but I've fucked it and now I can't find it.
It was indeed the best of ones though. You've all missed out.