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Thread: July Football: Five games

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    Danny Ings not taking Southampton's pens is a fucking liberty.

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    Slow motion replays of referees brandishing yellow cards really aren’t needed.

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    'Anywhere else on the pitch, that's a penalty.'

    Alright, Roy.

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    Leeds

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Kane's been a trainwreck again. The first two names on the team sheet happen to be new purchases. The overhaul is desperately needed, but it won't come
    And they're both off at halftime

    Mourinho is a joke

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    Elite.

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    He always has a blinder against us it feels.

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    Bournemouth are going to stay up aren’t they

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    Nevermind, how on earth has that been chopped off

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    I doubt it.

    Spurs are unbelievably bad though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post


    Elite.
    There are only twenty teams how shit is he?

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    Because teams have used more than one goalkeeper. It’s in the graphic.

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    Those stats do look awful but Sczezny or however you spell it had similar stats and then went to Roma and Juve and won back to back golden gloves.

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    The ‘Nature is Healing’ meme but it’s just a picture of the table with Arsenal back above Spurs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    There are only twenty teams how shit is he?
    Adrian, Gazzaniga, Angus Gunn, Reina and Roberto are all backups who have played at least 5 Premier League games.

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    The ‘Nature is Healing’ meme but it’s wallies no-selling my crap jokes.

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    What the fuck was that from fernandes?

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    At this point, just stick £100 on a Man Utd penalty. Another awful call as well.

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    That is one of the cleverest dives I've ever seen.

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    Is it obligatory for United to get a penalty in every game they play now? Laughably soft.

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    Spurs just managed 0 shots on target against Bournemouth.

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    I don’t understand how VAR can watch that and agree that yep, that’s a pen.

    Fernandes stamps on the defender.

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    That's a fucking disgrace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    That is one of the cleverest dives I've ever seen.
    It's the evolution of the "leaving your leg" from Ronaldo.

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    Think that makes it United having more penalties this year than Arsenal have had in total spanning 5 years.

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    Just seen the challenge. Nketiah is serving a 3 match ban for less and United get a penalty out of it.

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    Didn't Robert Pires invent the 'trailing leg' in that draw against Portsmouth? It must have been news for about three months.

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    There was contact, the ref gave a foul, it's never getting overturned. Would be the same for the 'push' on Greenwood earlier. It's the original decision that is the problem.

    Unrelated, but I was talking to someone today about how many actual howlers VAR has corrected this season. It has to be less than ridiculous offside goals it's ruled out. I recall Aubameyang's goal against United where he was about 5 yards on and the linesman they'd paid just stuck his flag up automatically, and a few others, but really, is it all worth it? Look at Chris Wilder last night. His team score a 93rd minute winner in a crunch game, and, well, I know there's no fans there, but he's on the sideline giving it the old Rafa calm down patty hand treatment when he should be staging a one man pitch invasion. It's not right. Is there anyway to put Pandora back in her box?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Just seen the challenge. Nketiah is serving a 3 match ban for less and United get a penalty out of it.
    It's a ridiculous penalty call, but it's definitely not more than what Nketiah did.
    Last edited by Serj; 09-07-2020 at 07:55 PM.

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    Nketiah's red was absolutely deserved you raving lunatic.

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    The fucking rise and fall of this gyppo when refs cotton on to him will have me wiping down any and all nearby surfaces.

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    The Finesse Advantage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Nketiah's red was absolutely deserved you raving lunatic.
    Where did I say anything to the contrary?

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    Fuck, Greenwood is magic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serj View Post
    It's a ridiculous penalty call, but it's definitely not more than what Nketiah did.
    He's literally gone over the ball and stamped on the blokes ankle.


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    Mings

    Should never play football again for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    He's literally gone over the ball and stamped on the blokes ankle.
    Indeed. Which is not worse than what Nketiah did.

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    Mings is the BLM David Luiz.

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    Yeah Greenwood is the real deal, the technique on his striking is filth. We're looking at record goal tally as he leads England to B2B WC glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serj View Post
    Indeed. Which is not worse than what Nketiah did.
    You live in a different world if you think stepping on a planted ankle is less dangerous than a lunge with both players in the air.

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    That screenshot makes it look like his full force lands on his leg. That's not the case at all.

    It wasn't a penalty though

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    England are so Frustrating. We went from a top quality defence and midfield with no real quality up top (Rooney aside when he wasn't funking about on the wing) to, what, 5 top quality strikers / 'forwards' infront of a load of shit.
    Last edited by Spikey M; 09-07-2020 at 08:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellberg View Post
    Mings is the BLM David Luiz.
    Watching it go past him with his cock in his hands is the image of the season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    England are so Frustrating. We went from a top quality defence and midfield with no real quality up top (Rooney aside when he wasn't funking about on the wing) to, what, 5 top quality strikers infront of a load of shit.
    There was an Athletic article about this (is there not one for everything these days) apparently something about the way we reorganised the Academy system produced Wide Forwards and Full Backs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    That screenshot makes it look like his full force lands on his leg. That's not the case at all.

    It wasn't a penalty though
    Barely noticed a stamp and I was in full outrage mode. It's not a red.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Watching it go past him with his cock in his hands is the image of the season.
    There's probably a full gallery out there somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    There was an Athletic article about this (is there not one for everything these days) apparently something about the way we reorganised the Academy system produced Wide Forwards and Full Backs.
    Well it half worked. Find the perfect mix and we're golden.

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    'Jethro Cunt was fifteen when he was released from the fabled West Ham academy of Bobby Moore, Bobby Moore and England's World Cup winning captain Bobby Moore. He was too small, too wide forward, and, crucially, too full-back. Now, four years into an eighteen year sentence for an horrendous string of sex attacks against vulnerable adults, The Athletic sought him out to discuss the progress...'

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    He's literally gone over the ball and stamped on the blokes ankle.

    Have you ever played football?

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    Greenwood teabagging the xG statwankers

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