This probably deserves its own thread, given how wrong some people (Mahow) are, how ubiquitous a drink coffee is, and how much caffeine I've been drinking to stay sane.
Go on then.
This probably deserves its own thread, given how wrong some people (Mahow) are, how ubiquitous a drink coffee is, and how much caffeine I've been drinking to stay sane.
Go on then.
Fruity berry stuff is pure wank.
Pass it on.
Coffee is awful you fucking inbreds.
Knew Lee was a nonce.
I've had loads of coffees that are supposedly 'amazing' by coffee snobs and I think I still prefer stuff like Nescafé Azera. Anybody getting excited about coffee is probably shit, anyway. Green tea wins on both elitism and health.
Two ca phe sua da's (iced-coffee with milk) every morning, a latte in the afternoon if I'm feeling fruity.
Hot drinks are rubbish.
Coffee, as per Lewis' Hot Drinks Theorum, is also shit.
HOWEVER, Coffee flavoured things are not. Tiramisu
I don't drink coffee at all. Chocolate tea is far superior. Even english tea is better than coffee. Coffee has a really bad after taste and your breath suffers once you drink it.
Espressos at home all the time. When I’m out working and in the petrol stations for lunch I buy the short black in Insomnia or an Americano in McDonalds. A drop of milk in both of the latter.
I don't mind coffee but I only ever drink it if I'm in a hotel room.
Someone should make a Coffee vs Tea survey
Coffee (including flavoured stuffs) is vile. The smell alone makes me gag.
What the fuck is chocolate tea?
I like all of it, but my staple is instant. I keep some Illy filter stuff at home if I'm feeling fancy dan, and I'll have whatever when I'm out.
I can't be my best self without at least a couple of cups a day. I think the coffee snobs are people who maybe drink it a lot less than I do. Instant is great stuff and does a job.
do yourselves a favor and pick some of this up if they have it over there:
Italian espressos are by far the best too.
When Floyd and annoying women say things like 'I need coffee', is that a genuine chemical dependency that has built up through consuming it, or some sort of learned behaviour socialised wank?
You can get caffeine withdrawals, yes.
If i'm out, I like a ristretto or an espresso. At home I'll have a nice big cafetiere in the morning.
I am a big convert to sugar in coffee, though. Super strong dark coffee and brown sugar is quality. White sugar just makes it taste artificially sweet I reckon, but brown sugar is boss. It sorta makes my breakfast coffee a sorta pseudo-dessert.
Yeah, espressos all the way, but at home we use french press and buy decent quality coffee. The brands are probably different to the ones most familiar in the UK so I won’t bore you with those. The UK is dogshit for coffee mind you, so that’s not a bad thing.
My mum always gets illy, and as a sneery indie loser I always moaned at her to get some independent boutique shit, but having tried loads of expensive "SUPER STRONG" beans/ground coffee, I had to begrudgingly agree that it is pretty great. Can get that proper rich depth of flavour without having to use shit loads.
They can't do long coffees but that Delta stuff they use is brilliant.
If I'm at home, stove-top Bialetti pot.
If I'm out for a meal, espresso after dinner.
If I'm just out and about, small flat white, sometimes with extra shot.
Struggling to understand how Lewis got through a Ph.D in History without hot, caffeinated drinks.
He’ll say “superior genetics” or something, but that’s baffling.
Oh, another (potentially unpopular) opinion:
People who have coffee with milk after lunchtime are an abomination.
Last edited by Luca; 25-03-2020 at 08:32 PM.
Alright Italy, wind it in.
Pouring hot water over a coffee filter is “fancy dan”. The more you know
I'm under attack from the man-children and the snobs all at once, it's like being Tony Blair.
A splash is probably fine, but my girlfriend has a cappuccino after dinner. It’s a meal ffs.
Evenings mean espresso. 1pm you can have a flat white or cappucino imo.
I'm obviously operating at about half capacity.
Add me to the "don't drink coffee" list, which seems to overlap with the "forum dons" list quite well.