Pub quiz tonight which should be fun but because every cunt I know wants to get involved we're gonna have to enter two teams again - max 6 per team. If we have 10 or so people it'll be fine and we should have two decent teams, but there's always a worry we'll have 7 and have to enter two really shit teams or figure out a way to make someone fuck off.
Dundee Dance Event yesterday. Sheeeesh. Clubbing from 1400 to the next day is not good.
My weekend starts tomorrow. Heading away a couple of days after laying low for the bank holiday.
'Dundee Dance Event'
Is it the 1940s up there?
I'm picturing something like Fame.
Mega.
Reckon me and Waffz should probably sit down and watch the latest Louis T doc.
Dundee dance night sounds the bollocks. Rave on. Shabba.
I went to visit my friend, and because they are miserable I said they could try getting me drunk to see what happened. I just said they could get me whatever, but I don't like beer, so over the course of three hours I had the following (in order):
Double Malibu and Coke (shit)
Southern Comfort and lemonade (alright)
Double vodka and Red Bull (shit)
A pint of crappy cider (shit)
A different cider (not bad actually)
Something called a Skittle bomb (really shit)
A Jaegerbomb (shit)
Some vodka with 'gold' in (shit)
My head was a little bit warm, but other than that I didn't real feel it, and I was fine in the morning as well. They reckoned that was a lot, and because I never drink I should have been a state; but there is also a fair bit of me, so why wouldn't I have a degree of tolerance? Either way, what a waste of time and money.
After that mixture I'd be projectiling.
Not liking beer is an absolute admittance of at least partaking in homosexual behaviour.
Do people actually 'like' it. I tolerate it on occasion to get drunk. Lager anyway. I like some ales. But none taste as good as, say, a cup of tea.
I love a pint when you're gasping on a hot day. I definitely do like having a beer.
I do too.
Depends on the situation. I don't drink as much beer as I do tea (I'd be dead if I did) but a nice cold pint on a sunny summer's day is better than a cup of tea in the heat.
I do actually like beer though.
Why don't you drink something else if you just want to get drunk?
Much better choice these days. Definitely a few I enjoy drinking now.
I like beer. Good beer at least. Shit beer is shit.
Tea is shit.
All those drinks Lewis got sound shit too. Get better mates.
So am I good at drinking then? Because they were pretty gutted that nothing was happening. Next up: sniffing glue.
I'd say you beasted it. Nowadays two drinks have me wobbling.
Are you like that spastic that LADS invite round, plough with drink and do weird sexual shit with?
Chilling out in my room and there was just a MAHOOOSIVE explosion outside my window. A mate in Castleford 10 miles away has gone on Facebook asking what the fuck it is. Exciting times.
Boat trip around Skellig Michael on Saturday as I'll be in Portmagee. Not landing season yet but I've a booking for that in July if I don't shit it by the look of the steps this weekend.
The cat managed to bring in and kill this fucker. Impressed rather than annoyed, really.
What's the lighter there for?
I could blag it was there for scale, but really it just happened to be there. Probably dropped it there when I was pissed at some point.
To clarify, that's behind the sofa, we had to pull it away from the wall to access the bird. It ain't like I've just got lighters lying about the place like some kind of fucking SLOB.
Having pets.
On Friday I plan on going to a bar in Liverpool where you have to knock on a door and wait to be let in.
Not quite as bizarre as The Washhouse in Manchester where you have to ring up and act like you need to go to do a load of washing, and they'll give you a time you can go for a drink. I don't even know why I've linked the website, because that just carries the pretence that it's actually a laundrette.
Anyway, after that bar (what exactly is a speakeasy? I'm going to Rack and Dollar for my tea, to see what it's like. Might end up going there as part of my [English] stag do if it's good.
And then on Saturday night I'm going to my mate's wedding, which should be good. Although Mike went to a wedding at the same venue a few weeks ago and they ran out of draught beer. With a swathe of rugby lads twatting the ale, I might be lucky to get a pint by the time I get there.
I'm a twit
I was invited hillwalking by some ex mates. It's like they never even knew me.
Going Brighton this weekend should be aite.
I fly to Amsterdam on Thursday morning so tomorrow is my last day in. Back Sunday morning but had the foresight to take Monday off work anyway.
I lied. Brighton is next weekend. About to get in a car to Runcorn, then a train to Liverpool. Going to see hipster icon and Peter Kay nemesis Daniel Kitson at the Everyman, then a night out with some old uni pals and some Dutch blokes. Should be okay I suppose, though I really struggle with nights out when I haven't got anything legally dubious to keep me in a party mood; these days I'm more likely to be moody and desperate for bed or to throw up after about 6 drinks.
Or to send Magic videos on facebook of my weird friends. Sorry about that.
Going a wedding. My mate Tom's, who's stag do Baz made a thread about. I'm looking forward to it.
A ten hour session yesterday has written my weekend off. Can't actually move.
What sort of wankery is that?
Hipster wankery.
The rowing boat hire people at Hornsea Mere said that it was too windy for it today. 'You wouldn't get anywhere if you tried'. Listen, mate...
Just finishing up in Amsterdam. Nice enough city but utterly ruined by stag parties on Friday and Saturday nights. Thursday night was fun, everything since has been a bit crap. I'm glad I've got the "lads' weekend away thing out of my system, I suppose. Definitely not for me and has left me thinking this group of mates are tossers. Which is s bit unfair given I knew what I was getting into, but there you go.
Quite looking forward to tomorrow. Going back on a coach rather than flying which will be pleasant enough as I haven't touched a drop today so will feel fresh. Probably get shot during the Brussels stop though.
Going to a country park in Midlothian tomorrow. Should be fun.
My first Cat4 race today. Tried to be a hero and win by myself with four laps to go. Got caught and dropped with two to go.